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And now- Enter Bella at work stage left.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything Twilight, but I do own a keyboard that has typed out this chapter.

I finally got to work and relieved the other person that was working.

Johnny, Betty, and Lauren were on duty with me until 4.

"Johnny, tell me a funny story" Lauren giggled; they had-had crushes on each other for months now, but were to shy to admit it. I always wanted to play match maker for them, but it seems that it would be more of an 'Alice' kind of thing to do. I'm not exactly as spontaneous and crazy as Alice.

Alice happens to be my very best friend. She's like tinker bell, small and pixie like. She has spiky jet black hair and has an impossibly small waistline. She also has a crazy passion for fashion; and she uses it to not only dress herself, but me as well. Usually its clothes that are way too small and show off way more skin than I'm comfortable with. She always tries to convince me that some things are supposed to fit that way, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to wear a head band as a shirt.

Alice has always been my back bone, she dusts me off when I've fallen, and she covers my cuts and bruises with a band-aid. She also has a weird way of knowing when something's wrong, and what exactly is wrong. I can never keep anything from her. It's like I'm an open book.

Johnny had been going into a long story of how he ended up in a girl guides uniform selling cookies door to door when I finally started to notice he was talking.

It was probably 1:18 and we had only had 6 customers, talk about a slow night. I decided to text Eric a little message to see how he was.

Works boring.

What are you up too?

Miss you

-Bella

He instantly texted me back

Miss you too.

Hanging out with Mike

Can you bring home food?

-Eric

Mike. That's really all I want to say about him, considering he is the vilest human being on the planet. He has some sort of fascination with me, he will always grab my ass when Eric's not looking and when I tell Eric, he always just shrugs it off saying, 'Mikes my friend, he'd never touch you that way.' Oh how I wish that was true. I try and be polite about it like it was a misunderstanding, but I'm starting to see it as a real problem. Every time I see him he pushes the line a little farther, I don't want to bring Alice or Rose into this, because really I don't want Mike to get hurt, I just want him to stop. Think of what Rose would do to him if she knew.

I sighed and texted Eric back

Of course you 2 have fun

-Bella

I put my phone back in my pocket and put on the same uncomfortable head set I do every shift. With heavy feet I took my post at the drive-thru window.

EPOV

"You guys had better be down here in 5 minutes or I will be going to the club by myself!" I screamed up to Jasper and Emmett.

They are my two best friends, and my top wing-men, as I am for them. Jasper is the quiet and sensitive guy, while Emmett is the ladies man pulling any girl from the crowd, whether it be the prettiest girl in the bar or the spiciest, he will get her.

I do not want to be cocky but we can pretty much get any chick we want, it is a power that we use every night with care. One night stands are practically a daily routine.

"Chill out guy, we are here and ready to go." Jasper said as he was slipping on a leather jacket.

"Yeah Eddie don't get you panties in a bunch" Emmett boomed with laughter. Emmett also happened to be a joker. I was one of his favourite victims.

"Do not call me Eddie" I said with venom, the words seeping through my clenched teeth. I absolutely loathed anyone who ever dared called me Eddie. It is not that it is a bad name, it is just childish and I prefer to act as an adult, so naturally I want to be treated as one.

"Alright, alright…seriously you have got to keep your head, or you won't get any action tonight if you keep acting like a hormonal bitch." Emmett muttered under his breath.

I took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, he was right if I am not going to be happy neither will the ladies. The last time I went to the club in a pissy mood, I was like a pariah no girls wanted to be around me. So lesson learned and Emmett for once was right.

I was still brooding over the fact that Emmett was right when I remembered something, something very critical and important, I winked to Jasper letting him know what I was about to do,

"Call not being DD!" I shouted over my head.

"Not it!" Jasper yelled just a second faster than Emmett. Jasper and I slapped hands, and I grinned at Emmett in triumph. He was very obviously angry at his loss; steam was practically billowing out of his ears.

"God damn it! I was designated driver last time!" Jasper and I laughed, "..fuck you guys." Emmett yelled, he hastily grabbed a pine cone and threw it at Jasper's' head. Spot on, you could actually hear the clunk it made when it impacted.

"Jesus Christ Em, you don't have to have a bitch fit." Jasper rubbed his head.

"Well then you stop rubbing your head like a pussy, jeez can't take a fucking hit eh Jasper?" Emmett retorted with a confident smile.

"When you two are done with your shit can we get going, we are not going to get into the club anytime soon if we do not get going."

"Yeah it's the opening isn't it?" Jasper asked.

"Yeah Relica, apparently it is going to be the hottest club in Seattle." I replied.

"That means prime babes!" Emmett slapped my back as we walked to the car. "Seriously, they'll be flocking the joint and what does that mean?"

"More pickings…?" Jasper questioned.

"HELL YEAH" Emmett boomed.

"Hey Emmett guess what you are going to missing out on" I asked, he had a puzzled look on his face, obviously not willing to guess, "in spite of it being the opening, there will be free drinks"

"GOD DAMMIT!" if it looked like he was pissed before, he was now livid, his face going a shade of puce. "Edward why do you always have to be a wet blanket!?" I shrugged, not knowing why I always was.

"Don't worry Em, you don't like free alcohol anyways." Jasper said in a very sarcastic tone. We watched Emmett storm over to the car in a huff.

"Emmett keep your head or else you will not get any chicks." I scolded him using his owns words against him. He took it as a warning and instantly calmed down.

We finally piled into my silver Volvo and headed out to the hot new club.

Authors note:

To mylife9, ButterfliesxAndxHurricanes, libbyggg, Loulabelle, whine23, churroettes94, and nat

Thank you for your reviews and as I said I'd write you a rhyme, it may be cheesy and stupid, but it rhymes (ok so…some parts don't rhyme) so that makes it all better : )

There was a story written about this girl

Who lived in her own little fantasy world

She fell in love with a God from above

He was super cool but also a fool

He can't eat cake or cheeto's too

But if you smell just quite right

You will be his feast tonight!

Haha that was fun to write! So please, please, please review its like getting warm fuzzy's!