Alright so here is the next chapter, thank you so much to my Beta for being awesome and fixing up my this chapter! And thank you to all my reviewers and subscribers, when ever I get that email from fanfiction I do a little dance and give a little squeal of joy. CHRISTMAS IS SO SOON! Bonus points to whoever can tell me how many days excluding weekends it is until the 25th! I love getting up and knowing that I have an advent calendar to get candy from. Anyways on with the show...

Disclaimer: Twilight or anything in the realm of Twilight does not belong to me it belongs to Stephenie Meyer.

"Bella you had better hold still or I will call Rose back and tell her to come over early, you know she's not afraid to pin you down."

"Alice, really, I'm not planning on picking someone up-" She cut me off.

"Well I'm planning on you picking someone up, you need a new piece of man meat to sink your teeth into. It'll help you get over the troll."

"Alice, I may be angry with him but that doesn't mean I want mean things said about him"

"Well maybe you should, when Brad broke up with Jen I wanted to yell profanities at him, but not really because he is so, so gorgeous" Alice gave a little sigh and stared off into space.

"Alice… ALICE! Hair..." I could've sworn I smelt burning.

"I know Bella it'll be fine you have nothing to worry about. To me, you are like a glass house and I am fighting off stones, so calm down!" she playfully swatted my shoulder.

It may have taken forever but Alice finally finished and gave me the mirror so I could study her masterpiece as well. It was styled into soft waves, I was still admiring when I was almost choked to death on hairspray, according to my Alice makeover chart, she is about to start the most dreaded part …pure torture.

"Where's the fire?" Rose burst into the room with a huge grin on her face.

"Alice you said my hair would be fine!" I instinctively groped my hair trying to find the burnt piece of hair.

"It is!" She yelled back, her voice sounded hurt.

"Then why did she say where's the fire?"

"Because I told her to get her skinny butt over here and fast or else something was going to happen that she would regret"

"And what is that?"

"Closet time!" she squealed happily, I tried to overpower her pleasure with my distaste by groaning loudly, I didn't hate clothes; I just hated trying on clothes. It took forever, people lied to you about how good things looked, and the mirrors always found imperfections. Not exactly a funfest.

Alice started like a hurricane then was a full blown tornado picking up everything in her path. She darted from side to side analyzing every outfit down to the stitching. She picked up a heaping pile and dumped them into my arms, but before I could protest she shoved me into her bathroom.

I laid out the clothes and looked at my options, a mini skirt, a mini dress…was there anything that wasn't made for babies in this pile of clothes?

I fished around and found some suitable clothing, it was a pair of lame leggings and a peasant shirt, I dressed and stepped cautiously out of the door to the two awaiting fashion piranhas.

I looked at the two of them and saw the gaping difference between my creation and theirs, Rose was dressed in a very short and strapless number, it was ruched all over. And Alice, well Alice in 'Alice's fashion' was wearing a bubble-gum pink dress that flowed over her curves perfectly; it had teal beading on the bust and had a plunging neckline. I felt like I was under dressed, heck I felt naked compared to them.

Their displeasure with what I had picked out showed on their faces. Alice was all ready heading back to the closest.

"Bella…" Alice started, while flipping through more clothes.

"You gave them to me!" I cried, she rolled her eyes and rubbed her forehead.

"Yes, but I didn't think you would two and two together. Bella am I going to have to dress you?" she put her hands on her hips and gave an un-approving stare.

"Yes mother Alice" I kidded in a child's tone, she pulled me into her closet and started matching clothes to my body.

"Amen to that sister" Rose had magically gotten a drink in her hand and started guzzling it down.

Alice decided that pants were not what I needed and buckled me into a silver strapless dress. She forced me in front of the mirror to see the monster she had made out of me. Once she pried my hands from my eyes I saw the dress…

It was absolutely gorgeous, it had a sweetheart neckline and there was ruched detailing on the bust. Somehow the silver dress looked good on me, and by the looks on Alice's and Rose's face they saw it too.

"Damn Bella, you clean up good!" Rose hooted.

"Thanks Rose!" I beamed.

"I think you have transformed into a beautiful metallic butterfly my dearest Bella!" Alice said bashfully, her face was light with happiness as she ran to go get make-up.

"You know that all the guys are going to be panting like the dogs they are when we walk into the club? We will blow their fucking minds! You my friend, will get lucky like a leprechaun tonight!" Rose snorted after her joke, and I did too even if I didn't fully understand what she had just said.

"Rose, I don't want to get a guy right now" I shuddered at the thought of being picked up in a bar. The idea of cheesy pick up lines and strangers groping your body doesn't sound very romantic. How many girls drunk, or not actually fall for 'I lost my number can I have yours?'

"Bella getting laid is probably the best thing you can do right now, and once you have a little liquid courage in you, you will be one happy camper in some boys tent." She finished lightly.

"Nice pun." I snorted.

"Oh thanks I've been practicing!" she joked. We giggled until I saw Alice with a tube of mascara.

I started to back away slowly, "Alice you don't know what you're about to do…" I tried to coax her out of it.

"Oh but Bella I do, I'm going to make you pretty!" She giggled that 'creepy child in scary movies' laugh.

I bumped into Rose and I felt as if I was in a horror movie she clasped her hands around my arms and I realized I was trapped. Now for a cliché maniacal laugh…but none came.

"BUAHAHA!" Alice threw her head back and cackled…oh there it is.

"Wow Ally, laying it on thick there are we?" Rose said sarcastically.

"You guys are no fun…" Alice pouted.

They finally forced me into a chair and did my makeup, luckily they went easy on me and didn't do a full (as I like to call it) 'drag queen' look.

We finally made it to the cab and headed to the club.

Alice and Rose dragged me to the front of the line, while avoiding all the other girls' sneers and glares, yelling that they already tried to get in by flirting with the bouncer. But they didn't have Rose or Alice.

There was a massive block of a man in front of the door; Rose crooked her finger at him coaxing him to come to her.

He bent his massive head to her mouth and she started whispering away. I saw his face turn a slight shade of red and he opened the door to let us in.

"Rose what did you say to him?"

"Bella, darling do you really want to know?" she flashed me a devilish smile and I turned away to hide my burning cheeks.

"No…" I muttered. And if what she said made the guy red, I'm sure I would faint from all the blood that would rush to my head. Heck I was still red from the creepy smile she just gave me.

APOV

The music was booming and I was already getting hot from the amount of heat radiating off the massive amount of people in the club. We slipped our way through the people to make it to the bar and Bella quickly ordered a drink. She chugged it down and puckered at the sting of the drink. She got another in seconds and then another, drinking them faster than the bartender could keep up.

"Whoa Bella, pace your self!" I warned, I shot her a look of pure concern hoping that she caught it in between her drink binges.

She waved her arm at me while chugging away and dismissed my comment. She started calling to the bartender for more drinks, he came running to her and was trying to flirt while mixing but she seemed oblivious to his attempts.

I felt a tug on my arm and noticed that I was attached to Bella who was also clinging to Rose who happened to have a look of embarrassment on her face, "Lets dance! I just want to dance!" Bella shouted, she started shimmying and flailing, I'm glad that I have such a fun drunk friend sometimes they can be just depressed and mope-y, but she wants to dance which is something I could never complain about, I love to dance! You're free to just be! Hmm I wonder what will become of her in the morning; we'll have to stop by shoppers drug mart to get aspirin. But now that I think of the rate she was consuming alcohol, I don't think it'll help.

"Bella you are a light weight if I ever did see one." Rose laughed.

"Come on I just wanna dance dance and dance! Wait one more drink before we go!" She stumbled back over to the bar and beckoned the bartender.

"Well, luckily she works tomorrow, because a hang-over is the best remedy to work boredom!" I said sarcastically to Rose.

"Alice this was bad idea, I mean she's hitting the bar pretty hard, literally look at her wailing on the bar for the bartender!"

I was worried for Bella too, but maybe it was just time to let her be, get Eric out of her system.

"Well lets just hope she finds someone soon, I feel like she won't be able to hold on much longer with out Eric, he's like her safety blanket."

Bella has always needed someone to comfort her, she may put on the façade that she is indestructible and invincible but she is just so vulnerable, and with out Eric she is unraveling.

"If we weren't related I would punch his stupid little head in…but Bob would disown me and we can't have that now can we Alice?" Rose said as she sipped her Cosmo.

"You can join the Brandon Family any day Rosalie!"

"Thank you Ally." Rose said, "Ah here comes the human Keg…" And so she was, Bella came stumbling over to us and fell on our shoulders for support.

"Heeeeyyy guyssss, Can we d-d-pants? What? What did I ju-just say, pants!" She laughed so loud It felt like the whole club turned to see who made that wretched noise, "Oh god, oh god I feel like Jesus just shot me in the gut!"

"Bella, you are a wreck you know that? We have only been here for 30 minutes and the bouncer's are already eyeing you." Rose said, I could tell she was growing more annoyed every minute she spent with Bella. She pulled Bella off of her shoulder putting her full weight onto me.

"I don't care, let's give them a show" she started to try and get up but fell back onto my body.

"No, lets just dance." I ordered, she shrugged in defeat and started to go to the dance floor.

"I wanna dance! I wanna dance with you" she grabbed a guy from no where and started grinding on him.

"I feel like this is getting less fun every second we're here…" Rose grumbled, she was visibly pissed now, her eyes were slits and her breathing was constricted.

"Let's just dance close to her." Rose nodded woefully and started to circle Bella.

Bella was dancing awfully, and I thought I had taught her well…

She was swaying from side to side and bumping into people with her hips doing 'the bump' rather than the grind.

I had lost sight of her when I suddenly felt two strong arms wrap around my torso hugging me close to their body, I wriggled loose to see the persons face, only to see pure beauty. He had vivid grey eyes, his hair was a golden blonde and was shimmering under the clubs lighting, and he had a smile tugging at his lips, those full lips.

"Hello there stranger" I said playfully, he re-captured me into a tight hug and kissed the top of my head.

"Hello" his cute southern accent pierced through my heart and I felt an overwhelming amount of comfort flood my body.

"What brings ya'll down to this here ranch?" he chuckled heartily and I felt warmth build up inside me, his laugh was like ice-cream on a Sunday morning, perfection!

"Aren't you a lil' southern bell." He pulled me tighter to his body.

"Why yes I am, and I have to say that I'm the best cowgirl up in this saloon." I said, muffled by his shirt.

I pulled away a little and looked into his eyes and felt the emotions and thoughts fill me, as if we were communicating through telepathy. I always wanted a twin so that we could have twin telepathy but my mom let me down and her uterus decided to only make one baby. Damn uterus!

"I just wanted to let you know that I like you" I tapped my finger to his nose and he kissed my finger as it was fleeing, it made me giggle like a school girl. He can just be too darn cute some times!

He bent down to my ear and whispered, "Really, because I adore you."

"Way to one up me!" I playfully punched him and he feigned hurt.

"How did you know I'd be here tonight?" I was truly curious, Jasper and I had been going out for weeks ever since he started 'stalking' me (at least that's what I called it) he would always turn up at the same bookstore or coffee pub as me. I thought it was cute and romantic. Ever since our first meeting we have been dating and 'bumping' into each other in the craziest places, the craziest I have come to think of meeting him was in the church confessional box, where I admitted that I loved him. It wasn't really hard to decide, I just knew that even though I had known him for a short while we were meant to be together.

"Well, I actually didn't, Emmett wanted to come so I tagged along." He looked off into the distance looking for his kin.

"And will I get to meet Emmett?" it wasn't much of a question, it was more of a statement and Jasper knew that, he gave me a breathtaking smile.

"Eventually, he is in here somewhere hunting girls." He gave a soft chuckle, and I couldn't help but laugh too.

"Jasper?" I asked.

"Hmm" he mumbled into my hair, we were dancing in each others arms slowly, even though the beat was fast. I could stay like this forever, but to dance with him to the faster beat would be much more fun, maybe later if Bella would stop being drunk.

I still have a duty to fulfill, she is probably out there drinking more and I think it would be in her best interest to stop. I didn't want to break our bond but I knew that she was probably causing mischief worse then any gremlin could conjure. "I don't want to go" I whined loudly. I felt like a brat for being so 'cry baby-ish' but for some reason he didn't seem to mind my annoying cries.

"Then don't, I could have you in my arms forever" I almost started to tear up, why did he have to be so darn cute! I can't leave now! Think of Bella! Alice, think of her and some greasy loser dancing, you must save her from sleeping with him or worse…going on a date, you must pry yourself away from the man you love and save Bella! Alice to the rescue!

"Its Bella, she is trying to get over an ex with a massive amount of liquor and I don't think she should be out on her own." I muttered.

"Don't worry Alice, we'll have more time together later, go and find your friend I'll call you tonight." He gave me a tight squeeze and let go of my body. I was probably pouting and on the verge of tears but I still left him and went to find Bella.

I didn't have to go far before I found her in the middle of an orgy, or at least that's what it looked like, her hair was so matted down with sweat, I wanted to cry because she ruined my brilliant artistry of hair! Once she saw me she ran over and embraced me in the wettest and smelliest hug of my life.

"Alice, Alice you have to meet everyone they think I'm the best dancer in the world!" She laughed gallantly and started to dance in some sort of robotic movement.

"Really Bella?" I said as if she was a child.

"Yeah, and I met a new friend and she gave me an idea!"

"Oh really Bella, sweetie lets sit down and you can tell me all about it" I grabbed her arm and led her to a seat.

"Where's Rollie Polie Olie Rosie?" She sang. It would've been cute if her eyes weren't closing and opening at different times. She looked deranged, and kind of funny.

Out of no where Rose came dashing to my side, "Present!"

"Well you look cheerful…" she was absolutely beaming, seems like I'm not the only one who had some time with a significant other tonight.

"I just had a good night that's all" she said nonchalantly. Obviously hiding details from me, but I would squeeze them out of her sooner or later.

"You guys, you guys, you guys" Bella chanted.

"Bella you have our attention, say it" Rose said impatiently, I guess her good mood was ruined. Poor Rose, so angry with Bella, but knowing Rose, Bella will be forgiven when she's sober and can walk a straight line. And Rose and she will be friends again…and then we can all go shopping.

"I got a number at work and we should totally call it" she was laughing for the billionth time this night, if she had a laugh box it would definitely be out of batteries.

"If you call your work you will get fired" Rose snapped.

"No you silly Billy, I got it from a customer who was super hot!" when she said hot she started thrusting and humming cheesy porn music.

"Bella you should call it" I said, Bella could use a little fun.

"What?" Rose was now angry with me; she turned and gave a glare that not even Satan could compete with.

"It could be fun, you never know." I was trying to convince her with side glances; she finally gave up and slumped into the wall with defeat.

"Yeah Alice, its going to be fun!" Bella chanted.

"Fine, but let me dial for you, your probably a butter fingers right now, and Alice if he is a pedophile or some fat, bald 60 year old I swear I'm going to kill you and then when Bella's sober she will kill you." Rose snatched the phone from Bella's sweaty palm, before touching anymore of the phone Rose rubbed it onto Bella's shirt. She was really grossed out by the perspiration of the phone and wiped it on Bella for a second time.

"I love those chocolate bars, and why did you just wipe it on my shirt?" Bella moaned loudly.

"Bella it's ringing" Rose called to Bella and she started to do a happy dance, she was breathing heavily and a look of excitement came over her face.

EPOV

I heard my phone buzzing and groaned as I grabbed blindly for it on my nightstand.

"Hello?" I said groggily

I heard the loud music in the background and instantly thought Emmett or Jasper was calling to harass me about not coming out tonight.

"HELLO" I winced at the loud voice.

"Yes, who is this?"

"Your dream girl!" The person screamed again, much to my displeasure.

"Oh really? Is Jasper or Emmett there by chance?"

They must be behind this; Emmett's right payback is a bitch. My sleep is important and thanks to them I will not be able to get back to sleep.

"Who are they? No, you see I'm calling because you gave me your sexy number and I decided now that I'm a sexy single you and I should get together and just be sexy!"

She said sexy three times…three times. Why haven't Emmett and Jasper taken back the phone or yelled 'APRIL FOOLS' into the receiver yet? Unless she is serious, I didn't give out my number how could she have gotten it?

"Really?" I said hoping she would pick up on my sarcasm, I happened to be laying it on pretty thick.

"For real captain crunch!"

Captain crunch? Somebody must be pulling my leg, who says that? The only way to get back at them is to graciously accept this date and rub it in their faces.

"Alright let's say Friday"

"NO, no Fridays, no good, how about Saturday?"

"No good, how about Thursday?" I asked.

"Thursday, Thursday is me to good" she laughed loudly into the phone, "I mean good to me"

"Alright so let's say 7 at the Tonotina?" it happened to be my favorite restaurant.

"Sounds fancy, lets do it!"

"Alright" I laughed. Who knows it could turn out to be something good.

"Bye bye sexy" she cooed into the phone.

"Good night vixen" I used a baby voice just to appease her.

"On Donner and Blitzen!" she laughed loudly into the phone.

I was about to reply when she hung up on me and I was left with just my thoughts, who was she and why did her voice give me goose bumps.

Authors Note: one word, Edward. Yes he is finally coming into the story and will be a constant character. Now what I need from you guys is two things reviews (because I love them and they make me feel special!) and information on whether Rosalie and Alice need side stories. I haven't quite decided yet and it would be cool to know what you readers want and think. So thank you for reading and happy holidays :)

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