Sonic put down Amy s bloody corpse and turned to Eggman. why the fuck would i help you god
Because Cream is raping all my robots and destroying them! YOU NEED TO HELP ME! Eggman cried, crying while doing so.
Sonic considered this for a second before saying, no fuck you . He then went back to fucking Amy s now slightly decaying behind. Eggman stood there for a second before leaving, giving Sonic the finger as he left.
Cream was raping all of Eggman s robots with her gigantic black cock. While she did this, Eggman ran the fuck away and called SHADOW. Now SHADOW is going to go battle with CREAM. GOOD LUCK OUR HEROS !
Shadow arrived at Eggman s base (wearing a pink jacket and the most faabulooous purple shoes), overlooking the huge amounts of damaging being done by Cream s absolutely massive and amazing black cock. He watched it for a while before jumping down.
Hey girl! said Shadow, waving to her flambouantly.
FUCK YOU SILVER I DON T WANT TO KILL THE PRESIDENT GUAAARRRR said Cream, continuing to rape tons and tons of robots.
So how you beeeeen? Shadow inquired, putting on fingernail paint.
Suddenly, Cream took out a gun and shot Shadow over 9000 times in the face, causing him to probably die. She then went back to raping.
Eggman, who was watching from his Eggpod, said not to many words at that point, but this is what he said: FUCK! . He then sped off back to Sonic s house.
When he arrived, he found that the house had totally fucking diappeared for no goddamn reason. The only explanation he could think of was that Sonic was kidnapped by aliens who wanted to screw him for no reason. He then decided this was retarded, so he left.
Meanwhile, Sonic was being kidnapped by aliens who wanted to screw him for no reason.
TO BE CONTINUED