Let me briefly talk about Rouge. She is a whore, but among the most rediculous and horrible whores in the entire world. What kind of whore is she, you say? What could be that rediculous? Well, she fucks for no money. But labels herself as a hooker. So, she s just a fucking slut. She also has the roomiest vagina in the Sonic world, and just about every male has tapped that. After the 50th guy, she got really loose, and it s now one of those get it over with sort of deals.

So, when Eggman went up to her and asked her to help him with this problem involving a large black penis, she thought she knew what he was talking about. She would be completely wrong about this.

And that s how Cream and Rouge met. After 2 minutes of heated discussion, they were then fucking and this would be perfectly cool if it weren t for Cream being fucking 6, having a 6 foot long penis, and that Rouge died minutes into this action. Her body wasn t ready.

Eggman was later quoted as saying, !

At this point, Eggman decided to just fucking nuke his entire base, causing Cream to finally stop annoying the shit out of him. On the down side, he just nuked his entire fucking base.

Around this time, Sonic finally finished doing necrophilia and went to go run as fast as he could around the world as many times as he could. He didn t do this because he was fast enough to do that, but rather because he just committed necrophilia and shortly before that, got gangbanged by Robotniks. It was probably the worst day of his entire life.

And so he decided to write a haiku.

I fucking hate life

I really wish I could die

And I want chili

After some thought, he found out that dog backwards is god . And this is how he felt about chili dogs; they were the gods of all chili. Chili Gods. Also, chili backwards is ilihc , which is sort of like ibilus , which makes him think about banging Elise. Man, those were the days.

TO BE CONTINUED