Eggman decided to kill himself after the loss of his entire life s work, but it was hard work to get standing on a chair. At last, he was successful and hung himself. He did it directly next to Knuckles to make it more amusing.
DEAD CHARACTERS: Amy, Tails, Robotnik, Knuckles, Cream, Rouge, Shadow, Eggman
NOT DEAD CHARACTERS: FANG THE SNIPER!
And so there was Fang the Sniper. And what a motherfucker this was was. I mean, think of all the reasons to punch somebody in the mouth. He s done all of those things. Yes, including raping your face while you re asleep.
These days, he just hung around in his apartment and smoked tons of weed. The cops decided that having him high as fuck was better than having a gun in his hand, so they made it legal for him to smoke weed. He took this in stride, of course.
He frequents YouTube, creating most of the comments there under innumerable alts. Yes, he is the cancer on YouTube. You have him to thank.
What significance does he have to this plot?
nothing.
However, there is someone who has significance to this plot, and their name is Awesome the Fancharacter! Awesome is amazing and beautiful and perfect and is in love with Sonic and they fell in love and since all fanfic writers are female this fancharacter is also female. Awesome also has huge tits, like that doesn't hurt your fucking back.
Anyway, Awesome is awesome and sexy and awesome. One day, Awesome was going to Sonic's house for some lovin', when she found Tails and Amy's dead bodies (as well as some very confused aliens who came to kidnap someone who had just left). Distressed, Awesome decided to use her sexy chaos powers to teleport over to where Sonic was (they have a telepathic connection obviously).
"Oh, hey baby! Man, I totally love you," said Sonic, immediately becoming flanderized from whatever kind of character he was like before.
Before Awesome could respond, however, there was a sudden voice proclaiming itself to the entire world! And... It said, "HELLO! I AM EGGMAN NEGA, AND I FUCKIN' OWN YOU NIGGAS NOW."
TO BE CONTINUED