"Swatbots? Fucking fuck. I hate those stupid faggot assholes," said Sonic.
"Don't worry, we can take them," exclaimed Awesome, but suddenly a Swatbot appeared next to them. The main problem was that it appeared to be fueled by chaos energy, and the other problem was that he just shot Sonic in the heart.
"!" said Awesome, and she ran the fuck away. Who else was there to turn to? She teleported to the first person she could think of...
Blaze the Cat!
Except she was dead by the time Awesome got there.
Big? Dead.
Silver? Dead.
Pochamac? Dead.
Chaos? Dead.
Mina? Dead.
Nack? Dead.
Chaotix? Dead.
Archimedes? Dead.
Sally? Dead.
Antoine? Dead.
Bunnie? Dead.
Saffron? Dead.
Mighty? Dead.
Ray? Dead.
Julie-Su? Dead.
NICOLE? Dead.
Rotor? Well, actually he was alive, so Rotor joined Awesome.
Bark? Dead.
Bean? Dead.
Dark Legion? All dead.
Iron Queen? Dead.
Ixis Nausus? Dead.
Nic? Dead.
Scratch and Grounder? Dead.
Coconuts? Actually for no reason alive, and so joins Awesome.
Snively? Dead.
Kodos? Dead.
All badniks? Dead.
Every Freedom Fighter? Dead.
Wolf Pack? Dead.
Everyone in any way related to King Acorn (including bodyguards and the like)? Dead.
Scourge and all the Antis? Dead too.
And Fiona? Dead.
Every other fancharacter? Dead.
Babylon Rouges? Dead.
Chao? Dead.
But other than them, everyone else was fine. And so began the adventures of Awesome, Rotor, and Coconuts.
TO BE CONTINUED