Chapter Six

A couple more weeks later Regionals was almost upon us and I was filled with a familiar feeling of excitement and nervousness. I loved the competition side of things, but this time I myself would actually be taking part and hopefully helping us win. Kurt and Mercedes although we had made progress, were still a little bitchy and had behind the others backs been telling me that all hell would break loose if I screwed up, and of course I had taken it to heart. I'd been practicing as much as I could.

"Rach come on it's almost eleven," said Noah. "We have to be at school for six am, you've practiced enough,"
"But what if I screw it up," I said. "I can't do that,"
"You won't Rach, we all believe in you," said Noah.
"You won't be mad if I panic and nerves get to me," I said.
"Who told you we would," he said.
"Kurt and Mercedes they've been telling me that if I screw up, all hell would break loose and I wouldn't be allowed another solo and…," I was crying by this point.

Noah pulled me close to him and allowed me to cry, "I love you Rach, and I'll always love you literally until the end of time," he said. "And when I see the bitches tomorrow I'll have words, because not only have they made you feel like crap, but they've been the cause of me not having sex with you and that is definitely not okay with me,"
"Well I suppose since you've been missing out on it, I could treat you," I said.
"Yes please," he said. Twenty minutes or so later we were just lying there snuggling closely together, we were soon asleep and I now felt that I could relax, because I have Noah and Darcy with me and really they are all I need.

My alarm went off at half four, and I did a little bit of exercise before going to get a shower, in which Noah joined me, which resulted in more than just washing, so it was almost quarter past five before we finished and so I rushed around getting dressed, into jeans a white sleeveless top and a pale blue cardigan since it would be cold first thing. I walked into Darcy's room and woke her up, actually she was already up as she was excited to be travelling with us.

Today I dressed her in a white dress that had little daisies all over it, she looked very pretty. "I don't know who looks cuter," said Noah.
"Well I think Darcy is cute and I am hot," I said.
"That I can agree to," he said kissing me softly on the lips. As Darcy ate her breakfast, I made myself and Noah some tortilla wraps with chicken, salsa and peppers, which we would eat when we stopped for lunch, and some little sandwiches for Darcy.

We were then pretty much ready to go, we got into the car and set off for school. We were among the last to arrive, of which the bitches were quick to have a go at me for. "What took you guys so long," said Kurt.
"They were playing in the shower," Darcy said, causing me and Noah to blush and start laughing.
"I guess next time we should be a little more quiet," I said. "But anyway Kurt, it's not like we're late, Will and Emma aren't here yet,"
"Hey guys," said Will as he arrived hand in hand with Emma.
"Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing," I said.
"Yes you are," said Emma smiling brightly.

"Oh My God Finally," I said.
"Oh Mr Schue sorry I'm late," said Jewfro as he arrived. "Ew the child is here,"
"Why does his hair look like a dog," said Darcy causing myself and Noah to start laughing. The others looked at us,
"Darcy is very observant and thinks his hair looks like a dog," I said. They all joined in apart from the bitches and Jewfro. We got onto the bus and myself and Noah went to the back row since Darcy could then sit with us.

"Hey Rach why are you at the back," said Mercedes. "We want to sit there,"
"So you can talk about how Rach will screw up," said Noah. They paled slightly. "Yeah that's right she told me what you've been saying to her," They sat near the front and got glared as they moved, Jewfro unfortunately had to sit next to us. He tried to speak to us for ten minutes but then gave up.

I got a book out for Darcy and quietly began to read to her, Noah joined in adding silly voices causing me to give up reading as I was laughing too much. "Shut up we are trying to sleep," said Kurt.
"Oh quit bitching Beyonce," said Noah.
"Yeah bitches," said Darcy. Those who were awake (i.e. Finn and Quinn) laughed, with us.
"She definitely is Puck's daughter," said Finn.
"Hell yeah," said Noah. "Hey is Jewfro asleep," Finn and Quinn nodded. Noah dug into his bag and pulled out some hair clippers.
"Oh my god," I said. "Shall we write on his head too,"
"You were right about your badass history Rach," said Quinn.
"Well I have grown up a bit but this is a special occasion," I said.

Noah shaved Jewfro's hair and threw it all out the window, how Will didn't notice I didn't know. I got out a pen and wrote Jewfro loves Pig on his forehead and a little pig on his cheek. "Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, dick head," I said. "He has actually annoyed us for years, always bugging us and spreading all sorts of shit about us, it's time he learnt,"
"Too right," said Noah. We both fell asleep after that and didn't wake up until we arrived at a service station. As we were eating we heard Jewfro screaming,

"Woah what's going on where's the fire," said Noah.
"What have you done to me," said Jewfro.
"What makes you think it was us," said Noah.
"You were sat behind me," he said.
"Yeah but it could have been anyone of them," said Noah.

"You bring shame upon the Jewish name," said Jewfro. "I mean torturing a fellow Jew is bad enough, but sleeping together and having a child, it's the worst thing I've ever heard,"
"You want to say that again," said Noah, he was angry, no one insulted him about him being Jewish or our daughter.
"Yeah, you slept with the school freak, you must have been desperate," he said. "I bet she got pregnant on purpose to trap you, I mean there's no other way she'd get a boyfriend, although actually she is a whore so I suppose it's possible," That was when Noah's fist connected with his face.

"What hit a nerve have I," said Jewfro. "I mean if the world's not bad with one freak, you have to go and make another," Another punch was thrown, but what shocked us all was Darcy who got up and punched Jewfro in between his legs. He screamed like a little girl. "My mommy is not a freak," she said crossly. "You are,"
"Go Darcy," said Mike and Matt.
"Jacob, come with me," said Will. "You're going home, I'll call Figgins," they both walked off.

"Thank you Darcy," I said hugging her tightly. "I love you,"
"I love you mommy, and daddy," she said. "Now can I have my food,"
"You can sweetie," I said.
"She is gorgeous," said Quinn.
"She would be," said Brit. "She has Puck and Rachel as parents,"
"Thank You Brit," I said.

"Okay everyone," said Will. "I'm going to wait here until Figgins arrives so I'll see you there okay,"
"How will you get there," I said.
"I'll rent a car," he said. "There's a garage around here that provides that service,"
"Okay well see you later then," I said.

"Now then," I said to Darcy. "If we ask nicely shall we get daddy to bring out his guitar and play it for us,"
"Yeah," she said. "Daddy,"
"Yes gorgeous," said Noah.
"Can you play your guitar," she said.
"Yes," he said. "But you have to help me," Darcy clapped her hands in excitement at this.

For the rest of the journey everything was so much better, we sang various songs and I felt so happy, I couldn't wait for Regionals tomorrow.