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Chapter 15
Kirby, Yoshi, and Game-and-Watch
"So, exactly who are those two?" Firestar asked as they hurried down the hall to the kitchen. "Kirby and Yoshi, I mean."
"They're two other smashers," Link said. "They're also the two heaviest eaters."
"They eat a lot?"
"That's why Falco said it would be destructive to let them into the kitchen, and it's also why Master Hand said they can't go in there unless it's an emergency."
"Oh, and on the subject of Falco," Luigi said, looking over at them, "how did you like the racetrack?"
"We didn't mind it," Graystripe said, wondering why he would say that.
"Maybe you two could get behind the wheel of one of those things sometime, eh?" Luigi said, knowing the answer.
"When hedgehogs fly!" Firestar said instantly.
"Don't count out the possibility," Luigi said, smiling. "Tomorrow's brawl is Sonic vs. Wario!"
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When they got to the kitchen, they saw exactly what Falco had meant. The whole place was a complete disaster. There was stuff on every surface, including, but not limited to, flour, egg whites, egg yolks, egg shell, flour, milk, juice, soda, flour, some kind of dough, flowers, lilacs, berries, lilac-berry mix, and don't forget: flour! In the center of it all were three figures: a round ball thing that looked like Meta Knight without the armor or anything, and pink. He was with a dragon-dinosaur hybrid, and they were trying to get to some kind of food while being held back by some kind of 2-D figure. Adding to the chaos was Crazy flying around the room excitedly. The 2-D figure was shouting, in a weird kind of voice, "No! Get out of here! You're destroying the entire kitchen!"
"Yoshi! Yoshi!" the dragon thing said, translating roughly to, "No! We haven't finished eating yet!"
"What in Starclan?" Graystripe asked. "What are those things?"
"The dragon is Yoshi. He can only say 'Yoshi, yoshi,' kind of like a pokemon, but he's not. 'Yoshi, yoshi' is just his way of speaking. He actually is saying stuff, and once you get to know him, and if you listen, you can start to hear him," Luigi explained.
"That round one is Kirby," Link took over. "Not much to tell, since you've already met Meta Knight."
"The black one trying to hold them back is Mr. Game-and-Watch, he makes dinner for us, since we can all make breakfast and lunch without cooking," Mario said. "If Yoshi and Kirby don't stop, there won't be dinner tonight."
"That's it," Zelda said, walking over to Mr. Game-and-Watch, and speaking. "Game-and-Watch, do you have a second?"
"Please don't tell me I actually have to answer that!" Mr. GW said, sounding angry. (That's what I'm going to call him from now on, unless I have a reason not to.)
"Just tell them there won't be dinner unless they stop," she whispered. "It might help to mention dessert, too."
"I might as well!" GW said. "I'm desperate!"
As Zelda backed off, GW turned back to Yoshi and Kirby, saying, "You know, if I can't make it, there won't be any dinner or dessert!"
This caught their attention, all right. "Let's get out of here!" they both shouted, and, just to make sure that GW had space, Kirby swallowed Crazy and took him too.
"NO!" Crazy shouted as he was taken away, "I DIDN'T GET MY DESSERT FROM SNAKE YET!"
"That...was...random," Graystripe said.
"You better get used to it," Luigi commented. "Around here, today is commonly referred to as a slow day."
"This is a slow day?" Graystripe asked, giving them an amazed look.
"If you don't get used to it, you'll have a psychotic episode," Luigi said. "Like poor Roy."
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Far away, Roy was leaning against a wall, muttering gibberish.
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"Ah, well, the doctors say he might recover soon," Mario said.
"We can only hope, he was a good guy," Zelda said.
"Thanks for the help," GW said, looking over at them.
"Here," Zelda said, using a bit of magic to clean up the place. "That better?"
"Yeah," GW said. "Thanks. I'd better get started. I had a good dinner in mind. When I find the person who let those three in..."
"It was Captain Falcon," Zelda said. "He thought it would be okay because Crazy was with them."
"What was he thinking?" GW said.
"You know him. He's not exactly as brilliant as he used to be. Kind of like Bowser."
"Hey!" GW said, seeing Firestar and Graystripe. "I haven't seen you two before. I like to know who I'm cooking for, so who are you?"
"Well," Mario said, getting a little tired of explaining it, "you know that-"
"Oh, forget it!" Graystripe said. "We're from that book series he reads, with the cats!"
"Oh," GW said. "Have you shown them the-"
"Yes! Yes, we've shown them the racetrack!" Mario shouted, looking like he wanted to start weeping. "Come on! When will people stop asking?"
"Hey, Game-and-Watch, do you mind spreading the word on that?" Zelda asked. "I don't think Mario can take many more racetrack references."
"Oh, sure," GW said. "Well, dinner will be starting soon, so why don't you just go wait in the dining room?"
"Yeah, sure," Link said. They went into the dining room, where Crazy was now crawling around the wall. "Will you stop that, Crazy?" he called up. "You're going to break something, possibly something in your own body."
"KAYKAYKAYKAY!" Crazy shouted as he dropped onto the ground. "WHATGOINGON, GUYS!"
"Well, we finally showed Firestar and Graystripe the racetrack," Zelda said.
"OH, THOSE TWO FROM THE BEAR BOOK?"
"We've been through this, it's the cat book," Mario said wearily.
"THE WIZARD BOOK?"
"No the cat book."
"OKAY! I GOT IT!"
As they were speaking, Sonic came into the room. On seeing the six, he went over to them. "Hey, what's up, you guys?"
"We got some new smashers," Mario said. "Firestar and Graystripe. They're from that book I read, about the cats."
"Ah," Sonic said. "So, have you shown them the-"
Mario pulled out a gun. "Ask it and die."
"Okay," Sonic said quietly. "No need to get snippy."
"I'M NOT SNIPPY!"
Well, that's all for now. Yay, two chapters in one day! Thanks to everyone supporting this story. I actually included a throwback to a video on youtube in here. I wonder if anyone will catch it? Please R&R. Flames are bad, but constructive criticism is fine. Gamer4 out.