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Disclaimer: I still don't own Super Smash Bros. or Warriors. I'm done saying this.

Chapter 16

Dinner at the Smash Bros.

"Okay, calm down, Mario," Zelda said, tapping him on the shoulder. "Where did you get that gun, anyway?"

"I stole this from one of the brawls a while ago, in case I needed it."

"Okay," Luigi said, backing away slowly.

"Well, see you guys," Sonic said, walking away as quickly as he could without running. (Which, for him, was still pretty fast.)

"Why don't you put that thing away?" Zelda asked, and Mario threw it onto the ground, where it suddenly disappeared. Firestar and Graystripe saw this, but decided it was better not to comment. Some explanations were making them more confused.

"So, what are we waiting for here?" Graystripe asked.

"Dinner. Pretty soon, it'll be time to eat."

As he spoke, King Dedede walked up. (Or waddled?) When he got to them, he seemed to immediately see Firestar and Graystripe. "Who are the arrivals?" he asked.

"These are Firestar and Graystripe," Mario said, speaking quickly like he wanted to get it over with. "They're from that book about cats I read."

"Hmm," Dedede responded. "Well, have you-"

"YES! YES, WE DID!"

"Well, that's good, but why are you shouting?" Dedede said, looking taken aback.

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE RACETRACK!"

"But I was just-"

"I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYONE ASKING ABOUT IT!"

"Okay, but I was just-"

"WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE IT ALONE?" Mario shouted, before running off.

"Well, that was weird," Dedede said. "I was just going to ask him if he did that plumbing job he told me he'd do."

"It's been a weird day for him," Link said tiredly.

"Hey, did you see Ganondorf get creamed by Bowser earlier?"

"Yeah, it was awesome," Link said.

"Yeah, it was mad-"

"NO!" all five shouted.

"-ness. What's wrong with saying madness?"

"Madness?" said a voice behind them.

"Oh, boy," Dedede said, understanding.

"THIS... IS... SPARTA!" Toon Link shouted at he jumped Dedede, tackling him to the ground.

"Where did this loon come from?" Dedede shouted as he fought to get back up.

"Outset island, I believe," Link said.

"You know what I mean! Get off me, you stupid toon!"

After a little bit, Toon Link seemed to calm, and he climbed off of Dedede.

"Just a second," Dedede said, swaying slightly as he stood up. "I need to go tell Master Hand something. Keep this nutcase here until I get back, won't you?" With this, he left.

"Wow, this day is getting more and more random," Luigi commented. "Oh, hey Mario."

"Yeah, what's up?" Mario said as he walked back to them. "I was thinking about what Dedede said and I was wondering if he wanted something else."

"Yeah, he said you told him you'd do some plumbing," Link said, looking over. "Why?"

"Well, I just thought I might be wrong, and it turns out that I was right," Mario said, as more smashers came in. "Was he upset about that?"

"No, he was more upset when Toon Link attacked him," Zelda said. "I think he went to tell the Master Hand to warn the other smashers?"

"What about the Master Hand?" Firestar asked, looking confused.

"He makes speeches to us before and sometimes after we eat," Zelda said. "Like Dumbledore in Harry Potter."

"Are you actually comparing me to Dumbledore?" Master Hand asked, coming in with one of the groups of smashers. "That's nice. So, how do you find the Smash Bros., you two?" he asked, looking at the warriors.

"We don't mind them," Firestar answered.

"Did you meet anyone today?"

"A few people," Mario answered. "Samus, for one."

"Oh, yeah, Samus got the message about Scourge to me," he said. "I didn't know she read Warriors too."

"Neither did we, Master Hand," Luigi said.

"Not that it matters, of course."

"Whatever, it was thanks to me they know who it was in this place last night," Samus said as she walked up.

"Fair enough, but the question now is, what are we going to do about it?" Link asked.

"Well, if things start happening that sound like him, we'll start worrying about it then," Mario said. "That seems to be a good thing to do. In my experience, it's better to cross bridges when you get to them."

"And in my experience, Mario," Samus said, "you sometimes have to cross the same bridge several times, because it goes in more than one direction. That's just me, of course."

"No, same here," Link said.

"Well, fair enough," Mario said. "But you know what I meant."

"Well, it looks like Dedede over there wants to talk to me, so I'll see you later," Master Hand said.

"Oh, and by the way, Samus," Firestar asked as Master Hand floated away, "what was you're job before you came here?"

"Oh, I was a bounty hunter," she said. "I worked for the galactic federation, and I pretty much went where they told me and got stuff they needed me to get. It was a lot of trouble, but it needed to be done, and if I hadn't done it, we wouldn't have the smash balls, which always up the entertainment value of a brawl."

"You're the one who made those things?" Graystripe asked, looking over.

"No," Samus replied. "Master Hand made them, he made the technology, but some of the essential material came from a mission that the galactic federation sent me on. The stuff is called phazon, and the technology just makes the phazon work to one's advantage, rather than against them. Trust me, if it weren't for the Master Hand's technology, that phazon could wipe out the entire mansion. It almost wiped out the galactic federation."

"Why?" Firestar asked.

"Well, phazon isn't a little thing I like to call 'safe'. If you don't use it properly, it can take control of you, or kill you. I've seen entire species get destroyed by the stuff, planets wiped of the life that used to inhabit it. But if you can make the phazon work for you, then you can do almost anything with it, though that actually depends on what you can do without it. Mario's some weird kind of pyromancer, so if he uses phazon, along with the technology of the Master Hand, to keep it safe, it amplifies his, sorry about the pun, 'firepower'. I can shoot beams from a cannon on the arm of my suit, and when I use phazon right, the beam's power is multiplied ten thousand-fold. I wonder what you two will be able to do with it."

"Something to think about, all right," Mario said.

"Hey, guys, the Master Hand is getting up," Zelda said, looking toward the front of the table, where Master Hand was floating. Beside him was Crazy, who was being still for once, and Mr. GW, who seemed to be getting ready to serve them.

"Well, I don't have much to say before we eat tonight," he said. "One thing I do have to say, though, is that, as you know, Bowser won his brawl today against Ganondorf, and will be in the final brawl of this tournament, taking place on Thursday. Congratulations, Bowser." Applause. "Another thing to say is that tomorrow, Sonic and Wario, the other two who made it to this stage, will be brawling. The one that wins will go against Bowser in the final brawl, and that winner will win the tournament." Cheers. "The final thing I have to say is that, as some of you will have noticed, we have two new smashers dining with us tonight. They will be staying for an indefinite period of time. Zelda accidentally brought them to life from the book series Warriors, which is, of course, about cats, living in clans in the woods. Some of you probably have met them already. They will probably be staying with us until a way is found to get them back to their old lives. On a darker note, they aren't the only ones who left that series's pages. With them came a man who can be described like this: dressed entirely in black, with ice-blue eyes and white skin, known to commit mass-murder. Just something to think about. So, let's start dinner now. Game-and-Watch!"

As GW started giving dinner to them all, Ganondorf moseyed over to the six. "So, you two are from the books about cats?" he asked, looking at the two warriors.

"Yeah, so?" Graystripe asked, looking up at him.

"Man, that series is terrible!" Ganondorf said, laughing.

"It's bad enough you do this with me, Ganondorf," Mario said, looking over at him. "Now you're doing it to characters from the book."

"So?" Ganondorf said, still laughing. "That series is boring and stupid."

"You want to repeat that comment?" Graystripe asked, looking up angrily.

"Well, maybe if it wasn't cats, it wouldn't be so boring," Ganondorf said. "I mean, what do cats do?"

"Have you actually read it?" Firestar asked. Mario couldn't tell if he was offended or not.

"No, but I don't exactly have any incentive, do I?" he said. "It's unrealistic, for one thing."

"Then again, our own adventures aren't exactly what you'd call 'normal', are they?" Zelda asked, looking at him.

"For another thing," Mario said, "they actually based that series off how some cats actually live in the wild."

"But still, it's about cats!" Ganonforf insisted. "They don't have weapons, powers, or anything else that might make it more interesting!"

"And if you look over here," Luigi said, "you'll see a complete contradiction. Ganondorf, you do realize that you just asked for something that would make the series less realistic, right? Right after you complained it's not realistic enough now?"

"Well, whatever, no series about cats was ever anything besides boring and stupid, I don't see how even you losers could like it."

Anything else he was going to say was interrupted by Graystripe slamming Ganondorf into the ground and following up by bringing his foot down on him with enough force to kill someone else, but this was Ganondorf. Here, Ganondorf left, glaring back at them, muttering, "You'll see."

"Didn't he do that this morning?" Mario asked.

"Yeah," Firestar answered. "He did."

"Hey, are you going to eat?" Samus asked. They looked and realized that GW must have come by recently, because the table had food on it.

"Don't worry," Mario said to the two warriors, "the clans won't find out about you eating this if you do. We won't tell."

And that's it for now. I think this might be the longest chapter I've ever written. Anyways, I think I'm just going to say what the Youtube video I referenced to last chapter was: The Wonder Rake 5000. It's a funny video, and if you check it out, you'll probably recognize it right away, especially since I actually used a line from it. Anyways, please R&R, constructive criticism is fine, but flames are bad. Gamer4 out.