The following day, Pip had cornered Clyde in the hallway with a fake smile and indulged him in conversion. After talking with Clyde, Pip got all the information he needed to ruin Craig and Tweek's relationship.
Every Thursday Tweek had track. Right beside the track was a bench area where a lot of kids hung out. When track was over, the runners would have to walk past that area to get to the parking lot. Pip is planing a little surprise for Tweek when track let out.
"How much longer are you planning on doing this?" Craig groaned, plopping down on one of the benches with his arms crossed. Pip sat down next to him.
"Until I'm done with you." He retorted, wrapping his arms around Craig's neck. "Now wrap your arm around my waist." Craig reluctantly obeyed and put his arm around Pip's narrow waist. Pip smiled and rested his head down on Craig's broad shoulder. "Good boy."
Pip glanced at his watch. It read '4:30' in bright green numbers. 'Four thirty, right on time.' He though. Looking over at the track, Pip saw Tweek walking towards them with his gym bag over his shoulder.'Here he comes!'
As soon as Tweek was close enough, Pip turned his head and kissed Craig hard on the lips. Craig, knowing he had to do as Pip says, closed his eyes and unwillingly kissed back, completely unaware that Tweek was walking by.
Horrified and disgusted by the sight, Tweek turned the other way and ran, trying his best not to fall with his eyes fulled with tears. Watching him run away through his one open eye, Pip smiled into the kiss and pulled away. He smirked at the direction Tweek ran in, feeling as though his plan so far was a complete success.
But phase two of his plan wasn't over yet, far from over. Pip was sure by tonight, Tweek will never be happy again!
Craig went home early, complaining that he had a stomach ache. Pip let him go, but an hour latter, he stopped at Craig's house. His mother answered the door, flipping him off and telling him to come in and that Craig was up in his room.
Pip was grateful to see that Craig was asleep in his bed. He was even more grateful to see that Craig's cell phone was laying on his nightstand. Pip smiled, picking up the phone and removing his shirt.
Damien was just ambling down the street when he walked past Tweak Bros Coffee Shop. The sweet smell of freshly brewed coffee made him crave a cup. He walked into the shop, a little bell on top of the glass door announced his arrival.
The place was empty besides him and a blond teen sitting at a table with his head down. Damien heard the boy weeping. Feeling awkward and uncomfortable, Damien was about to turn and leave when the blond sat up in his seat.
"Wait! Gah! I-I'll b-be right with you sir!" He yelled, jumping out of his seat, wiping his wet face with his sleeve and stepping behind the counter. They stood there and stared awkwardly at each other for a minute.
Damien wanted to just walk out but he thought he should at least buy a coffee to cheer this poor guy up. "Um...Can I get a small coffee, black?"
Tweek sniffed. "Y-yes sir." Damien couldn't take it anymore. His curiosity took the better of him. He leaned over the counter and asked Tweek what was wrong. Tweek stared at him for a long while before his eyes over filled with tears and he broke down and cried.
A Few minutes passed and Tweek and Damien where sitting down at one of the tables. Damien kept handing Tweek napkins to whip his face with and Tweek took them gratefully. "I'm sorry." Tweek sobbed softly. "I'm c-crying like an idiot. I'm sure you got y-your own problems."
Damien frowned, picturing Pip in his head and remembering what Craig told him. "What happen?" He asked, trying not to focus on his own problems right now.
Tweek was silent for a while, then he said "I...I saw something er, shocking."
"Shocking?" Damien repeated. Tweek nodded. He told Damien everything he saw just an hour earlier. When Tweek finished telling him, Damien was even more depressed about Pip. He hated the idea of Pip kissing someone other then him. It pained him worse then anything.
"Craig told me he doesn't love Pip." Tweek said, getting Damien's attention back."He told me he loved me! GAH!" He was twitching and shaking all over. "But then Pip told me that Craig said he loved him! A-and that he wanted to protect Pip but Bebe made that impossible!"
"Wha-" Damien tried to cut in but his voice was lost under Tweek's angry rant."That's what Craig told me! He said he wanted to protect me from being picked on for being gay!" Tweek was screaming frantically."Did he lie to me! Does he really love me?" He seemed to be talking more to himself then to Damien.
After Tweek finished his rant, Damien sat there and watched him pant heavily. Damien suddenly chuckled and sat back in his seat. Tweek looked up at him, shocked that he could laugh at him like that. "Whats so funny!" He demanded.
Damien stopped laughing but kept his smile."You know," He stated, slouching in his chair."In hell, when two demon's where in love with one guy, they would fight to the death for him." He laughed again."Damn, I almost did with Craig a few days ago over Pip."
Tweek was shocked."Your in love with Pip?" He asked, totally dumbfounded. Damien smirked bitterly and nodded. "Almost killed that fucker for taking Pip from me."
"What stopped you?" Tweek asked curiously, everyone knew that Damien would kill anyone that so much as looks at him funny. Tweek could only imagine what he would do anyone that stole his love away. He suddenly felt scare for Craig. "Have you given up on Pip?"
Damien snorted. "Hell no! I swear on my own damned heart that Pip will be mine!" He pointed to himself with his thumb. "And there aint nothing Tucker or anyone else can do about it!"
"...Just one problem though." Tweek said.
"What?"
"He's dating Craig." Tweek laughed bitterly, watching Damien's smile fall and bang his head down on the table. He was glad that he wasn't the only one suffering from all this. This somehow lessened the burden of his heartbreak.
"Hey," Damien picked his head off the table and sat up straight. "How about we work together! To break them up!" He offered. Tweek's eyebrows shot up.
"Really?" He asked, a smile growing on his lips. He stood up from his chair with his hands flat on the table. Damien did the same and stood up."Yeah!"
"Together, we can break them up!" They clapped their hands together."And then they'll be free for us to take!"
"What do ya say, Tweek?" Damien asked. Tweek squealed with happiness. "Yes! Yes! Let's do it! Lets break them up!"
Soon After, Damien left, waving behind him to his new partner in crime, Tweek. Tweek mopped the floor with an extra kick in his step and prepared to close shop when his phone rang. He took his phone out of his back pocket and saw the bright flashing lights tell him that he got a text. He read the name of who it was from. He gasped. It was Craig!
He flipped open his phone. His eyes flew open with shock. He dropped his phone and fell to his knees. A picture took up the tiny screen of the phone. It was of Craig laying down, topless and under the covers of his bed. Laying next to Craig is what shocked Tweek. Pip was cuddled up close in Craig's chest, looking peaceful and happy. Tweek stared in blank horror at the phone, the picture looking back, mocking him.