Author's Note: Well I decided I may as well post chapter 1. Kinda left a bad taste in my mouth only putting up a prologue. Also to the reviewer talking about the estate and how Naruto is viewed; Thanks for the info, I do what I want :D
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Binding of Isaac. If I did, I wouldn't be doing this. Or would I?
Naruto closed his eyes as he fell into the basement. He landed hardly on his side and had the wind knocked out of him. Naruto had tears running down his face, deeply saddened by his mother's newfound desire to kill him.
Naruto went into the fetal position while on his side. He remembered his how his mother used to hug him and love him, but one day it just stopped. He would go to hug his mother's leg, but she would just kick him away every time.
There was a loud boom,and a bright light shined into the basement. Naruto looked up and saw that the trapdoor was opened again. He then heard his mother loudly shout his name.
Naruto wheezed and coughed as he picked himself up from the ground. Looking around, he saw that he was in a square room that had a door going north. The floor was made of wooden panels, and he saw many cobwebs on the walls and in the for his life, Naruto ran through the door.
When he got through the door, it slammed shut behind him. The room was the exact same square shape and the same size as the previous room. He looked around the new room and saw that in the four corners, there were what appeared to be other children standing behind some rocks that were to high to climb over. They had their eyes shut, and it appeared as though they had blood running down their eyes.
"H-h-he-hello?" Naruto called out.
None of the children responded.
Naruto walked out towards the child in the southwest corner. As he got closer, he saw that there was an opening in the rocks near the west of the wall. Naruto walked to the opening, and entered the square of rocks. Naruto walked closer and closer to the child.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked the child.
When he was within arms reach, he lifted his hand up as if to touch the child shoulder.
The child's eyes opened to reveal empty eye-sockets that were pouring out blood.
Naruto let out a frightened scream as he ran through the gap, with the eyeless child close behind. Looking front of him, he saw the child from the northwest corner coming towards him as well. He ran to the east of the room, and saw that the other two children coming at him.
"I don't want to die!" yelled Naruto, as tears started to come to his eyes.
As the children got closer, Naruto burst into a torrent of tears that shot straight out onto the eyeless monsters. The tears caused the monsters heads to smoke, and then explode into a large mess of blood, skull, and brain. With the heads destroyed, the bodies of the monsters started to walk around aimlessly while spewing blood all over the room.
Naruto look terrified at what had happened when he cried on them, and fell to the ground. He brought his hand to his face, and he felt something wet. Pulling his hand back, he saw that his hand was covered in blood from the monsters he just killed.
Naruto screamed once again at the blood. He started to hyperventilate, when he saw that the blood spewing bodies where coming towards him. Remembering how he destroyed their heads, Naruto forced himself to cry once again. The teardrops shot out at the bodies, and caused them to burn away, as if they were being consumed by acid.
After the bodies had completely melted away, Naruto heard the sound of an opening door, and he saw that the door he came in from was opened, as well as a new door that lead to the east.
Shaking himself from his shock at what he did with his tears, Naruto walked through the door to the east.
Once again, the door slammed shut when he entered. Naruto looked around the room and saw that there was nothing in the room, which was once again the same shape and size as the previous rooms.
Walking towards the center of the room, Naruto saw that there appeared to be several red and black flies flying around. Naruto curiously walked towards them, when they started to fly quickly at him. Naruto paid no mind to them. That was until they started to bite them.
Letting out a shout of pain, Naruto started to run away from the crowd of flies and shot out tears at them.
The tears crushed the flies easily. After every fly was dead, the door Naruto entered in opened once more, and Naruto saw a door that lead once again to the east.
'When I enter a room, the doors close. If I kill the things in the rooms, the doors open. So all I have to do is keep crying on things until I can escape from mommy' Naruto thought.
Naruto went through the door to the east, into a new room. As he expected, the door shut as soon as he was through. Looking around the room, Naruto saw that the room had a large three rocks by three rocks square in the center of the room. Upon further examination, he realized that the formation of rocks had a space in the center of the formation. He was fairly certain that he saw something shiny in the middle of the rocks.
Naruto walked towards the rock formation, when he saw movement in his peripheral vision. Looking closer, he realized that the movement appeared to be a red blob of meat with a blob sticking out of it. Getting close to it, Naruto prepared to shoot tears at it, when it suddenly shrunk and shot out bloody tears of its own. The surprise attack caught Naruto off guard, and he was hit in the shoulder by the tear. Naruto let out a sharp cry of pain, as the tear left a large red mark about the size of a small orange.
Stumbling out of the way of the meat, Naruto sent tears of his own, which caused the meat to explode.
'That really hurt. Next time I'll have to stay away from new things.' Naruto thought as he rubbed his shoulder.
After hearing the sound of the door opening, Naruto looked for where to go next. He looked to the south, and saw that the door had a strange skull above it. Not thinking much about it, Naruto walked into the room.
Upon entering the room, Naruto saw what appeared to be a large blob of fat, at least as twice as tall and 5 times as wide as he was, that was wrapped in skin in the middle of the room. The blob turned towards him, and Naruto saw that it had two large eyes, above a mouth that had three spread out teeth on its top gum and three spread out teeth on its lower gum.
The monstrous blob leaped towards Naruto, with a smile on its face.
Naruto quickly started shooting tears at the monstrous blob, not thinking for a second that it was friendly.
'That huge thing is going to flatten me if it lands on me! I think I'll call him Monstro.' Naruto thought with a small smile at the name of this new creature.
Naruto ran south along the west wall, and ended up in the southwest corner. Following him was Monstro. Monstro cornered Naruto quickly, and he stopped and smiled widely at Naruto. Naruto watched in horror as Monstro opened his mouth and vomited a large torrent of bloody tears at him.
Quickly running out of the way, Naruto runs past Monstro, narrowly dodging the projectiles. Still shooting tears at the behemoth, Naruto decided that it would be smart to stay out of the corners, and in places with plenty of room to run around.
Monstro jumped towards Naruto once more, and then vomited out more blood at him. Luckily, Naruto was able to read Monstro's attacks and he was able to dodge them.
'I think I have his pattern down.' Naruto thought, 'He jump around for a while, and then he spits blood at me. This should be easy!'
With the end of Naruto's thought, Monstro seemed to flatten itself slightly, and then it leapt high into the sky.
'What? That's not right!'
In his shock, Naruto barely saw a shadow over him that was getting larger. He was barely able to dodge out of the way of being landed on, but Monstro's landing kicked up large rocks that struck him, hitting him fairly hard.
Naruto's pain caused him to start crying harder on Monstro. The torrent of tears seemed to have greater effect on him, and he soon started to frown. With his frown, blood started to burst from his body, and he soon exploded. Blood was covering the entire room, but somehow Naruto remained clean from the blood.
Naruto looked around the room, and he saw another trap door.
'Well, I guess I have nowhere to go besides forward.'
Walking towards the trapdoor, Naruto prepared himself, and then jumped down the trapdoor.
Once again, Naruto landed on his side and had the wind knocked out of him. He stood up after catching his breath, and he remembered something that hurt him nearly as much as the fall.
Memories of the villagers cursing at him, calling him a demon, and avoiding him plagued his mind. The stares of hate would haunt him until the end of his days.
Looking around, at the new place, Naruto saw that he appeared to have gone into some sort of cave or catacomb. The floor and walls were stone, but the room was still the same square shape and size of his basement. There were even doors just like his basement! The door in this room exited to the south.
Naruto quickly went through the door, and entered a room that had a fire in the center of the room. Naruto looked in shock, as the door didn't close behind them. Upon further examination, Naruto deduced that because there was nothing trying to kill him in this room, the doors would stay open.
'This is really strange. How do the rooms know if there are things inside it that are trying to hurt me? Better yet, how does it know that it's supposed to let me through?' Naruto grabbed and shook his head at the thought. It hurt his brain to think about it!
Naruto looked around the room and saw that the door went to the south again. The door quickly shut behind him, and Naruto saw that around the room, there were bottomless pits! And to make matters worse, there were five flies that were trying to attack him!
The flies appeared to have large grey bodies, with black heads and large black eyes. Unlike the small red and black flies, these flies were pooping at him!
'Gah I don't want to get fly poo on me!' Naruto thought with a look of disgust on his face.
Naruto ran about the floor, walking around the pits, while shooting his tears at the flies. He ended up leaning against the eastern wall. With his extra encouragement to avoid their poop, Naruto was able to kill all five of the flies without getting hit. After the last fly was killed, Naruto fell backwards through the door that he was unknowingly leaning on.
As soon as he fell into the room, the doors shut once more, and Naruto saw that there were four more flies that were even larger than the grey ones! These flies had larger pink bodies instead of grey ones! Looking around he saw what appeared to be a red sack on the floor.
In a small panic, Naruto got to his feet, and started to shoot tears at the pink flies. While he was shooting the flies, he realized that these flies pooped out in a V formation. If he stood still, they could hit him! Standing still, Naruto shot his tears at the pink flies. Killing the flies easily, Naruto didn't notice that he was standing next to the red sack, until it was to late.
Looking down at the sack, it glowed red and then shot out blood at Naruto. He was hit rather badly on his wounds from Monstro and the meat blob.
Letting out a hiss of pain, Naruto shot tears at the red sack, which started to shrink until it imploded.
'That really hurts! I have to stop getting hit, or I'm not going to make it out of here!' Naruto thought in a panic.
Looking around, Naruto swallowed as he saw that the door to the south had a skull above it.
'Oh no. I don't think I'm ready for this.' Naruto looked down at the ground and frowned, 'Well it's not like I have much of a choice.'
Naruto walked through the door, and he came face to face with a large mountain of human intestines and liver. Naruto almost vomited at the smell coming off of the creature. Examining the pile once again, he saw that it had a face, and two small arms. When the pile saw him, it smiled, had its face retract into the innards, and come out facing Naruto. After it was facing him, It fired five shots of blood at him. Naruto barely dodged the attack, and started pelting the humongous pile with tears.
Naruto quickly decided that it was best to run away from his current spot when the creature spat the blood at him.
'Ugh this thing keeps making a nasty gurdy sound when it spits at me. Bleh, I'll just name you Gurdy, because you are disgusting!' Naruto thought while trying to not to puke from the disgusting scent of rotting intestines and the image of intestines piled on liver.
Naruto kept up his pattern of moving when Gurdy tried to spit on him, but he was surprised when Gurdy brought its arms in and then lifted them up in the air. When he did this, those nasty pooping flies from earlier would come out of Gurdy!
Naruto attacked the flies first, trying to get rid of them so he would have less to dodge. Naruto was easily able to keep up with the new method of attack from Gurdy.
Gurdy kept taking hits from Naruto, and was finally taken down by Naruto. With one last wave of its arms, Gurdy exploded into all over the room.
Naruto smiled, but was confused when the door didn't open. He heard a pop, and looked behind him to see a green sack that shot a round ball at him. Naruto didn't have time to dodge, and was hit by the mysterious ball. The ball hit him and exploded, burning Naruto on the chest. Naruto fought through the pain, and quickly dispatched the green sack.
After the sack was gone, there was a loud boom, as another trap door appeared, and a room with a strange statue above it appeared. Curious, Naruto entered the room.
Upon entering, he saw a large gate.
"Come closer." said a booming voice from behind the bars.
Naruto listened, and he walked right up to the gate. As he did, large claws attempted to slice him in half. Fortunately, the gate prevented the claws from killing Naruto.
Naruto fell on his rear as he heard a booming laughter coming from the gate.
"Kid it looks like you could use my help!" came the voice from behind the gate. "Take one deal with me, and you will never have any trouble with this place again!"
Naruto looked at the gate in disbelief, as a large pair of red eyes and a vicious grin appeared.
"Wh-wh-what is the deal?" Naruto said in fear.
"That's easy! You give me some of your body, and I'll grant you power!" Said the voice.
"Who are you?"
The figure moved into full view. What Naruto saw shocked him greatly, as the voice belonged to the Nine Tailed Fox.
"I am the Kyuubi! The strongest of all Bjuu! You don't have to believe me, but one deal with me and no one could stand against you!" Kyuubi said with a large smirk on his face.
"But you are evil!" cried out Naruto, "If I gave you my body, you would just kill people!"
Naruto ran towards the exit of the room.
"Fine you insolent brat! Mark my words! You will regret not taking my offer!"
Leaving the room that housed Kyuubi, Naruto found himself back in the room where he fought Gurdy.
'I hope I never see him again.'
Naruto looked at the open trap door, and jumped through it.