Well I'm back. I blame school and Pokemon X for my delayed posting. Enough excuses on with the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or The Binding of Isaac. However I do know a guy named Isaac.
Naruto looked up at the trapdoor he had just descended from as he was lying on the hard ground and wheezing for air.
'There has to be a better way of getting down here than just jumping.'
As Naruto was pulling himself up from the ground, he remembered his last birthday. For most children this would be a time of great celebration. For Naruto, it was a yet another day of being ignored and hated but with the addition of great presents. Sadly these presents were just boxes of poop in a cardboard box, usually set on fire and left on the front porch of his house.
When he finally stood up, Naruto looked around this new room and saw that it was still the exact same size as his basement and the caves he had already been to.
'Why are all these rooms the same size? Did someone make these rooms?' Naruto pondered.
Looking around the room, he saw that the floors and walls were some kind of gray stone. Someone with experience in stone identification who wasn't a five year old would be able to tell you that the rocks were basalt.
Naruto saw the door to the next room was to the east, and he proceeded to walk through the door.
'I hope there is nothing in this room.' Naruto thought as he walked into the next room, 'I don't think I can take another hit.'
Upon entering the room, Naruto saw that there are several small holes scattered across the room and a flame in the very center of the room. To complicate things further, Naruto saw 3 strange bipedal creatures with grey bodies.
These monsters had what appeared to be masks stuck in an eternal frown on the front, but their brain was exposed in the back.
Two of these monsters were in the Northeast corner and where walking around as if they could only move in a straight line going North, East, South, or West.
The third creature was in the center of the room standing south of the fire.
Naruto quickly prepared himself for a fight. He hoped that he wouldn't get hit and die from these strange new enemies.
Naruto shot a stream of tears at the masked monster near the fire. Unfortunately, the tears hit the mask and just splashed off, not hurting the monster in the slightest.
'Oh no!' Naruto thought in a panic, 'These monsters are invincible!'
In his panic, Naruto did not see that the creature had moved to be directly east of him. The monster charged Naruto at a rapid pace.
The sudden movement of the creature captured Naruto's attention, and Naruto quickly moved out of the way. Amazingly, the masked monster kept moving in a straight line past Naruto.
A smile broke out on Naruto's face as he realized that these monsters had a very easy pattern, and that he could use this to his advantage. If the monsters didn't have a direct pathway to him that was North, East, South, or West, they would just wander around. If they did have the direct pathway, they charged in that direction, even if he moved out of their way! Furthermore, they couldn't cross the holes that were scattered around the room.
'I can use this to help me find a way to defeat them!' Naruto thought happily.
Making sure that he was only in the path of one of these strange creatures, Naruto attempted shooting tears at whichever monster was nearest to him.
After trial and error, Naruto discovered that these monsters were hurt when you hit their exposed brain.
'It's kinda obvious now that I think about it.' Naruto thought while facepalming at his various attempts at hurting these monsters.
Naruto quickly vanquished his foes while using the holes in the floor to get behind his foes and to shoot their brains, leaving nothing behind but blood on the ground.
After the sound of doors opening, Naruto let out a breath. He knew that the doors opening meant that there was nothing left in this room that could kill him.
Naruto looked around the room and saw that this time there were two doors. One to the North and another to the East.
Looking at the door to the North, Naruto saw that the door was still closed.
'That's peculiar. Usually the doors open when I kill everything.' Naruto thought with a puzzled look on his face.
He walked towards the door to the North, avoiding the holes in the ground and the puddles of blood from the exploded monsters. He saw that this door had a fairly large keyhole in the middle, and a brown doorframe.
Naruto sadly turned from the door while wishing he had a key to open the door. As he walked away from the Northern door towards the open Eastern door, Naruto saw a glint of light from the fire in the middle of the room. He quickly walked towards the fire to examine the strange light that came from it. When he stood next to the fire, he could see an object inside the fire. Moving his face as close to the fire as he could without burning himself, Naruto saw that inside this fire was a key!
'How strange. Why would a key be in a fire? It's like someone knew I wouldn't have a way into the shop. Now how do I put out the fire?'
Looking quizzically at the fire, Naruto thought he could get the key the same way he got everything else in this strange place. By crying on the fire.
Forcing himself to cry yet again, Naruto put out the flame, leaving only the key behind.
Naruto picked up the key, and he was surprised that the key was cold, even though it had just come out of a fire.
Not thinking about this strange phenomenon too much, he quickly went to the locked door and put the key in the door. The second the key touched the keyhole, the door opened, taking the key with it.
Walking into the room, he saw a lot of strange items on the ground, and what looked to be another child above the items.
"Hello!" Naruto said. He was happy to see another person.
That was until he could clearly see the child.
The child in question was suspended from the ceiling with a rope around his neck. The child's skin was completely grey and where his eyes would be, there were black holes.
Naruto looked at the body, not even letting out a startled response.
'What else should I expect from this place? Everything is either dead or trying to kill me.'
Looking at the items in the room, Naruto saw there were numbers above each item, kind of like one of the store that his mother used to take him to.
'This must be a shop. I can probably buy these if I have enough money.'
Naruto examined the items quickly. He saw a red heart that cost 3 ryu, a blue heart that cost 5 ryu, and what looked like to be a smiling body that cost 15 ryu.
Naruto thought about how much money he had saved up for a new kunai set, and he thought he had 4 ryu.
'I can take the red heart. I'll just pay him back later.' Naruto thought.
Naruto walked over to the red heart and picked it up. The heart disappeared when he picked up, and he felt reenergized.
He quickly left the shop, back into the room with the holes in it. Not spending much time, Naruto went through the door open door to the east.
After entering the room, Naruto saw that the room had an area in the middle of the room that was surrounded by a large hole, much like an island. On this island, Naruto saw 4 of the red blobs of meat he had fought previously.
'These things? This will be easy! They can't leave the center of the room but I can still hit them.'
He quickly dispatched the meat with his tears. He then saw that there was a strange piece of paper on the middle of the island.
'I wonder what that is?' Naruto thought,'I think it's paper. Maybe if I blow on it, It will go to where I can get it.'
Naruto got as close to the island as he could without falling down the hole. Taking a deep breath, Naruto let out a great gust from his mouth. The wind was able to push the piece of paper into the air and towards the ground where Naruto could get it. The paper floated down on the air, and Naruto raced to the other side of the room to catch the paper so it wouldn't fall down into the hole. Reaching out, Naruto snatched the paper before it fell into the depths below.
"Yeah I got it!" Naruto yelled.
Looking at the piece of paper, Naruto was pretty sure that it was one of those pieces of paper that he saw ninjas use to make explosions.
'This will come in handy, but I need to be careful when I use it.'
Looking around the room, Naruto saw that there was a door to the south. Looking above the door, Naruto saw that there was a skull above it. Gulping, he headed through the door.
As he entered the door, he felt himself being dragged towards the center of the room.
"Narutoooo" called out a voice
'That voice it can't be! It's mommy!" Naruto thought with a frightened look on his face.
"Naruto!" the voice called out again.
Naruto saw a large shadow where he was standing, and he quickly jumped out of the way, remembering what Monstro's shadow meant.
The second he was out of the way, Naruto saw his mother's foot crushing where he was standing.
Naruto saw that there were doors to the North, East, South, and West. All of these doors had skulls above them. Next to the doors, but not blocking them, were rocks that he couldn't get over.
Naruto walked towards the south door, when suddenly his mother's eye appeared from the door and shot out tears towards him.
Dodging the tears, Naruto sent his own stream of tears, successfully hitting his mother's eye.
When the tears made contact, Naruto saw that his mother's eye flashed red.
'That must of hurt her. I just have to keep dodging and shooting her and this will be over.'
With this thought, Naruto's resolve was strengthened and he waited patiently for his mother to show up again.
As he was waiting, Naruto saw a shadow appear on top of him once again, and he jumped to the center of the room as his mother's foot came crashing down. Fortunately Naruto wasn't harmed. He noticed that some rocks nearby his mother's foot were destroyed with her stomp. Keeping this in mind, Naruto shot a stream of tears at his mother's foot, causing her to flash red upon contact with the tears.
'Okay. So when mommy's eye comes out of the door, she shoots tears. When there is a shadow, I just need to jump out of the way before her foot comes down.'
Naruto heard a grunt, and he saw that every door opened, and he could see parts of his mother's clothes and body. Naruto fired tears at the southern mass of his mother's body, and saw it flashed red. As the door closed, Naruto heard a poof, and saw that there was a head body spewing blood at the south entrance of the door. Looking around, he saw that there was a fat grey fly at the west door.
'Oh no! Mommy can call monsters to hurt me!' Naruto thought in fear of the power his mother had.
Naruto quickly focused on the spewing body, easily destroying it with his tears. Looking towards the fly, Naruto saw that it wasn't shooting at him, as he was out of the fly's range.
'Okay it can't hurt me for now. I'll focus on mommy.'
Naruto followed his mother attacks and attacked when he could. Whenever he saw the shadow, he would jump out of the way and shoot the leg. When he saw his mother's eye. He would dodge the tears, and shoot back. When he saw his mother's clothes and bodies in all of the doors, he would shoot the body and then kill whatever was spawned if it was attacking him.
He didn't know how long they had fought. His mother attacking only for him to counter her, but he could feel he had almost won.
He saw his Mother's shadow above him, and he dodged east towards the eastern door. When his mother's foot crashed down, Naruto shot tears at it. When the foot left the room, the eastern door opened. Before Naruto could react, his mother's hand came crashing down on him, smashing him into the ground. Naruto let out a cry of pain, as he shot a stream of tears on his mother's hand.
With this final stream of tears, Naruto saw his mother's hand explode into a puddle of blood, and the walls of the room started bleeding.
With a last cry of his name, Naruto heard his mother's voice fade.
Naruto was cornered. His mother was fueled with desire to free her son from the Kyuubi was looming over Naruto with kunai in hand.
"I will free our son Minato." Kushina said, "My love for him exceeds all else and nothing will stop me from saving him."
This was the end of the line for Naruto. His mother was far too strong for him. Just as he accepted his fate, a power shook the house, and a picture fell from a shelf in his room.
The picture crashed upon his mother's head, knocking her unconscious and bleeding.
Naruto looked around the room and he saw that there was a strange tri-pronged kunai on a pedestal and another trap door.
'I thought I beat her. I guess there is something else I must do.' Naruto thought.
Taking the kunai from the pedestal, Naruto saw a picture next to the pedestal. He quickly walked to the polaroid and picked it up. He looked at it and he saw his mother being held by a man who looked like himself.
'This may be important. I'll take this with me.'
With polaroid and kunai in hand, Naruto leapt down the trap door into the unknown.