A/N: I figured I'd upload 2 chapters today to make up for the rather long update time between chapters. No promises on when the rest will be uploaded.
Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto or The Binding of Isaac. Not sure I'd want to own either of them. Fans are crazy.
Naruto was lying on his side on warm red ground. Luckily for him, this time he wasn't hurt from his wild trap door experiences.
As he stood up, Naruto remembered his experiences with a cute pink haired girl. Everytime that he would try to talk to her, she would hit him and people would laugh at him.
As was customary for entering a new room, Naruto looked around. He found it very strange that the walls and floor looked like it was made out of some kind of meat. To make it even stranger, the floors and walls were warm! He saw that there was a door leading to the west and another door leading to the south.
'What two doors? That's new. Man now I have to choose!' Naruto thought while pouting.
He had no idea which door to go through. Which way was the correct way? What if he went the wrong way? Would he be punished? He had so many questions over simply choosing a path.
Some time later, Naruto thought of the perfect way to choose which path.
"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a bijuu by the toe. If he hollers, let him go, eeny meeny, miny, moe." Naruto chanted while alternating pointing at the two doors.
After his little chant, Naruto was left pointing at the door heading East.
'Well I guess that problem is solved.'
Naruto headed through the Eastern door, polaroid and kunai in hand.
Looking around the room, Naruto saw that this room was fairly plain. The only thing to see was a single blood red rock in the middle of the room. All in all it was a very boring room. That is until Naruto saw Monstro sitting in the corner of the room.
'What! I thought I killed him!' Naruto thought in a panic, 'Oh well, I know how to fight him now and I have a kunai! I just need to make sure I'm not in a corner and to watch out when he jumps into the air.'
Monstro hopped towards Naruto, who threw his kunai at the blob. The blade pierced through Monstro, going completely through the poor blob. Naruto was surprised that the kunai easily went through Monstro, but not nearly as surprised as when he saw that the kunai was returning to him!
The kunai returned back to Naruto, handle first, and it cut Monstro on the way back. Naruto deftly caught the kunai in his free hand, and he saw that Monstro looked like it was about to die.
Monstro paused after he was hit, and he smiled largely and vomited out a spew of blood.
Unfortunately for Monstro, Naruto had fought him before and him not moving just made him and easier target for Naruto's kunai.
Naruto threw the kunai at Monstro again, and it went straight through Monstro's eye. Monstro frowned as blood started pouring out from his body and he exploded into a large spray of blood.
'Wow! I'm really strong with this kunai! I wish I had this earlier.' Naruto thought with a grand smile on his face.
Hearing the sound of doors opening, Naruto saw that there was only a door returning back to the original room.
'Well I guess if I go the wrong way I just have to fight more stuff. That's okay, I can take on anything with my new kunai.'
Naruto returned to the starting room, and continued through the Southern door. The door shut behind Naruto as he entered the room.
The room was once again quite plain, however this time in the Northwest and Southeast corners there were wicked looking spikes. the spikes were bent and covered in blood. In the center of the room was a red baby floating above the ground.
The red baby had small wings that were keeping it floating. It had black eyes and a wicked smile with sharp canine protruding from his mouth. On the top of his head there were two black horns and a strange mark between the horns. Lastly the baby had a small pair of arms in front of it, and another pair of arms that seemed to come out of its back, just above its wings
The baby looked at Naruto and it stroke a pose rising its arms in the air, and fired blood in cardinal directions. Naruto was able to dodge out of the way of the shot by leaping to the east. Unfortunately for Naruto, the red baby stroke a new pose where it was leaning forward and had each arm pointing in a different direction and he fired blood in each diagonal direction. Naruto was unable to move out of the way as the red blood crashed into him.
Naruto let out a hiss of pain and he saw his skin was burned from the contact of the blood.
He quickly threw his kunai at the red baby. It hit the baby, but then the baby pointed all of its arms inward and it disappeared into a black void.
'What? Where did he go?'
He heard a grunt from his right, and he saw that the baby had teleported right next to him.
Startled, Naruto ran south to the middle of the room. He looked at the baby and threw the kunai as the baby started to pose again and fire more blood.
Naruto growled as the baby shot tears in cardinal direction, then diagonal, and then cardinal direction.
'Hah you have a pattern! I can use this to my advantage. For a second I thought you were going to be tricky, especially because you can teleport. Hmmm I think I'll name you after that one guy mommy told me about. What was his name? Ah that's right! I'll call you Loki.'
Naruto smiled as he kept dodging Loki's alternating shots, while throwing his kunai at Loki.
After his kunai hit Loki for the fourth time, Loki frowned as his body was split completely in half, leaving his internal organs to show.
Naruto looked at the halves of the bodies and he felt bile rising up his throat. Naruto forced himself not to vomit, and he looked around the room to see that the door had opened up to return to the starting room. He also saw that there was another room to the East that had a skull above it.
'Ha I'm ready for this fight.' Naruto thought, 'I'm unstoppable with my kunai!'
Naruto entered the room and he saw that there was two parallel lines of rocks that were separated. There was enough room from the start and end of both lines for Naruto to be able walk around them. In-between the two lines was what appeared to be a very fat naked person. The second that Naruto set foot in the room, the eyes of the monster popped out of its head and started floating around the room erratically. There was a stream of blood running from the monsters now empty eye sockets down its fat rolls, leaving a pool of blood surrounding the monster.
The monster leaped into the air, leaving a shadow and a trail of blood on the ground.
Naruto took his experience with leaping creatures and got out of the way of the fat enemy. As the monster landed, it left a large pool of blood that glistened on the red meaty ground. Naruto was standing to the side of the monster, just barely out of the way of the blood pool, and threw his kunai at the blob. The kunai cut through the blob, and returned to Naruto. The blob instantly responded by firing a gigantic stream of blood from its eye sockets at Naruto. The stream crashed into Naruto, knocking him into a rock and breaking a couple of his ribs.
Naruto coughed up blood and quickly stood up and started running Northeast away from the blob. As he was running away, he saw that both of the monster's eyes were coming directly at him, and he had just ran into a corner. Naruto threw his kunai at the blob and dodged one of the eyes. As he dodged the first eye, the second eye came by and crashed into Naruto's face, knocking out a couple of his teeth.
With tears running down his eyes, Naruto caught the returning kunai, and threw it once again at the blob. As the kunai neared the monster, the blob jumped into the air towards Naruto. Naruto caught his kunai, jumped to the south, and preemptively threw his kunai to were he was standing. The monster landed on the kunai, and spread another large puddle of blood. Upon landing, the blob fired two more streams of blood from his eyes at Naruto, who was standing directly south of him. The two streams hit Naruto, and pushed him into the far south wall. Naruto caught his returning kunai, and fell to the ground. He started crawling away from the blob, which started to spread out large puddles of the glistening blood.
Taking a moment of opportunity, Naruto threw his kunai at the blob and pulled himself off of the ground. The kunai sailed through the air and it cut through one of the blob's floating eyes and hit the blob square in the chest. The kunai returned, just as the monster jumped into the air yet again. Naruto shuffled to the North, just as the blob landed. The blood that came from the monster's landing spread and covered Naruto, burning him.
Letting out a hiss of pain, Naruto shook the blood off and threw his kunai at the back of the monster. Moving out of the pool of blood on the ground, Naruto caught the kunai. Looking around, Naruto kept an eye on the two floating eyes, making sure they weren't near him.
Catching the kunai, Naruto prepared himself for the next attack, however it never came. He quickly realized that the monster can't do anything to attack him when he is behind it. Naruto threw the kunai at the blob, who once again jumped into the air before it could be hit. Naruto moved further North to make sure he would be behind the blob. As the blob landed Naruto threw his kunai, which sunk into the blob before returning to Naruto.
'How is this thing still alive! I've hit it 5 times and it's still going! Monstro died in two and Loki died in four. I can't take any more of this or I'm going to die!' Naruto thought in a panic.
Naruto started to throw his kunai once again, when the blob jumped into the air. Naruto quickly dove to the South to avoid the blob. Naruto threw his kunai and jumped to the East, just as the blob fired two more streams of blood at Naruto. Unfortunatley, Naruto was so focused on the blob's attack that he dove straight into one of its eyes. The eye hit Naruto in the back of the head with a great thud, knocking Naruto onto the ground face first. Naruto turned himself over, caught the returning kunai, and watched as the blob jumped into the air leaping at his prone body. Took the kunai in both hands and held it up above his body just as the monster landed. The monster landed on the kunai and was split in half, covering Naruto in its fat, and burning blood.
Letting out a scream of pain, Naruto tried to shake off the blood. He heard the singing of a chorus as he was shaking off the blood, and he opened his eyes. He saw a white doorway on the east wall with a glowing light coming from the room. The door seemed to beckon Naruto to come into it.
Naruto reached out and started to pull himself over to the door. Naruto felt his vision fading with every pull towards the mysterious door. For what felt like hours, Naruto crept towards the door. He was finally able to pull himself into the room, and he was shocked by what he saw.
Inside the room was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. There was what appeared to be a woman in white glowing robes facing away from him. She had long dark blue hair that flowed like a river down her back and stopped just above her hips. The woman turned around towards Naruto, who let out a gasp. A holy light covered the woman's face.
"Oh young one what has happened to you?" the woman said with a heavenly voice.
Naruto could say nothing as he looked at the beautiful woman who seemed to glide as she walked towards him. The woman knelt down to Naruto and touched his forehead. When she pulled back her hand she looked at him and Naruto could feel she was giving him a soft smile.
"Oh child your fight has been noble. You resisted the temptations of a demon and have escaped from extreme perils. Please let me help you." The woman said while removing her hand from Naruto's head.
Naruto could only nod dumbly as he was starting to fall into darkness. He felt himself being lifted up by the woman and he could feel something soft and wet touching his forehead. Opening his eyes, he could se that the woman was kissing him. With the touch of her lips on his forehead, he could feel a great surge of power and energy bursting through him. His wounds were healing before his very eyes, and he could feel a warm glow inside him as his broken bones were mended.
The woman pulled away from him and smiled at him.
"Child I give you my sacred heart in aid of your journey." Said the woman softly.
Naruto closed his eyes, thinking about what she had said. When he opened his eyes, he saw he was back in the room where he fought the blob.
'Did that just happen? That couldn't have been real. Could it?' Naruto thought.
Naruto saw his kunai in the ground next to a trap door. He walked over to the kunai and picked it up. As he was picking it up, he was startled by his reflection on the kunai. His eyes had turned to a glowing white, and the kunai itself turned white as he held it.
Kunai in hand, Naruto jumped down to the next area, fully refreshed, confused, and ready for whatever laid ahead.
There was a loud thump as Naruto finally landed on his feet in the new area.
"Woohoo I did it!" Naruto yelled out.
Naruto looked around the room as he remembered his godfather. His godfather would come by every now and then and he would play with Naruto. Naruto loved his godfather, but Naruto was always sad when his godfather left.
Naruto saw that there was only one door to the North, and it had a skull above it.
'Hmm this is strange. Usually I have to go through other rooms first. I don't like this.'
Swallowing his fears, Naruto walked foward towards the door.
'Whatever it is, I think I'll be fine because of that woman's help.'
When Naruto entered the door, he heard his name being called by his mother, but it sounded as if it was from a different room.
Looking for the voice, Naruto saw that in the middle of the room was a giant heart, and on either side of the heart were two eyes in a large otherwise empty red room.
Naruto took his white kunai and threw it at the heart, while running towards to eastern eye. When the kunai hit the heart, a great groan of pain came from what sounded like Kushina from outside of the room.
As he was running, Naruto saw that the eyes were following him. He reached the eastern eye just as his kunai returned, and he used it to stab the eye quickly, causing it to explode in a cloud of blood. Naruto saw that in the time it took him to stab the eye, the heart had seemingly pulled itself up into the air to avoid taking damage. He also saw that the other eye had paused on him and gave a short glow. Naruto threw his kunai at the eye, but at the same time, the eye shot a thin laser at him, burning his should. Before the eye could shoot another shot at him, the kunai cut through it, killing it.
Naruto smiled and he caught the kunai. Just as the kunai returned to his hand, the heart descended from the ceiling, and Naruto could hear his mother calling his name. Wasting no time, Naruto threw the kunai at the heart. The heart trembled as the kunai hit it, and it then shook. When it was finished shaking, a large puff of smoke appeared. When the smoke cleared, Naruto saw that the heart left behind another Monstro.
'Oh come on! I've killed Monstro twice! When it's dead it should stay dead!' Naruto thought in frustration.
Catching the kunai, Naruto quickly threw it once again. The second the kunai touched Monstro, it exploded into a large puddle of blood.
'Whoa! That was really easy? Was this part of the ladies gift?'
Naruto caught the returning kunai just as the heart returned once more. Instead of throwing the knife at the heart, Naruto leapt towards the heart, and started stabbing it. He was able to stab it three times before it pulled back into the ceiling, leaving a puff of smoke.
Looking into the smoke, Naruto saw that the heart had left two giant worms on top of each other. Naruto jumped out of the way of the worms before they could bite him, and he threw his kunai at the two, piercing through them and killing them both instantly.
'This is way to easy. If I see that lady again I'll have to thank her.'
The heart descended once more, and Naruto started stabbing it again. Naruto was able to stab the heart 2 times, before it started to beat rapidly. The heart's rapid beating started to causes large clots to fly from the heart.
Not wanting to find out what the clots would do, Naruto quickly got out of the way of the projectiles. He was shocked when the clots would explode when they hit the ground.
'Oh dear that's not good. Those will really hurt if I get hit by those.'
Naruto stood next to the East wall, and started throwing his kunai at the heart. He figured that the further away from the heart he was, the more time he'd have to dodge the projectiles. And he was correct. Naruto was able to easily dodge the clots that came his way while hurting the heart. The heart tried to hurt Naruto, but he was able to avoid everything the heart attack with.
Naruto smiled to himself. He had hit the heart with eight good throws, and he could tell one more hit would kill it. He readied himself and he threw his kunai one more time, piercing the heart, and causing it to start imploding. As the heart was imploding, Naruto could hear his mother's muffled voice calling his name.
When the heart stopped imploding. Naruto saw something diffferent. He saw a beam of light in the middle of the room.
'That light remind me of the lady. Maybe if I go into it I'll see her again and I can thank her!'
With a smile on his face, Naruto walked into the light as he was pulled up through the sky.
A/N: Just have to say that I find the Bloat is a lot more annoying to deal with than Mom's heart. I've died more against the Bloat than I have Mom's heart or It lives.