Awakening the Sleeping Dragon Chapter 8: Attack of the foam, a naruto fanfic

Chapter 8- Attack of the foam...

Katie POV

"WAKIE WAKIE! IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL!" Evelyn yells throwing the blinds open.

I groan and open my eyes slightly, letting my eyes adjust to the bright sunlight.

"Come on! Get dressed! We're picking teams today," she said.

To be honest, I don't really like the anime Naruto that much. It's so violent and people die. So I have no idea what she's talking about. But I have to admit, being a ninja is pretty fun! Minus the part where you have to throw knives at people but it's all good!

I sat up slowly and got out of bed.

"I'll be ready in a few," I told her.

"Otay! I'll go wake Emily!" she said before walking out.

I locked myself in the bathroom to take quick shower and came out to brush my teeth.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK?!" I suddenly heard making my choke on toothpaste.

Bleh. Ew.

I spit it out and ran into Emily's room. 'Oh no, what happened this time,' I panicked.

I ran in to find the whole room covered in foam. Evelyn, standing to the far side of the bed holding a fire extinguisher up in the air and spraying it everywhere like a maniac. Emily was on the floor covered in foam.

I facepalm. Oh no. Why does this always have to happen. Everyday, I always seem to find myself looking at these situations with a toothpaste covered face.

"AH HA HA HA HA! FIRE!" Evelyn yelled, now jumping on the bed, fire extinguisher still activated.

"YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!" Emily growls, pulling the covers from underneath of Evie making her losing balance and fall off the bed, spraying foam straight at my face in process.

Emily's POV

I was having one of the best dreams ever in my peaceful slumber. Until SOMEONE woke me up.

"hey... wake up... Hey... Wake up... EY! GET UP!"

I glare at her at the corner of my eye and groan.

"No! Go away!" I said trying to find a comfortable position.

"Come on. School. Does that ring a bell?" she asks.

I shake my head and turn the other way. I glance at her to see an anger mark on the side of her head.

"Let's go! Outta bed!" she said dragging my feet out of bed.

I growl half asleep.

"NO!" I said taking my pillow and whacking her in the face without thinking.

Whoops. I should not have done that.

She stood up with her eyes closed and a tick mark on her head, fist clenched. Then she took a deep breath and slowly calmed down.

"I'll be back," she said before walking out the room again.

I smirk to myself and lay back down again. I should do that more often. Just as I was about to drift back to sleep again. I hear the door burst open.

"GET YOUR RUPTURED RECTUM OUT OF BED!" I heard before getting sprayed in the face by a wet force.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK?!" I shriek falling out of bed.

Katie burst through the door with a 'what the heck happened' face.

Evie ignored the strange look as she jumped on the bed and continued to bombard the place.

"AH HA HA HA HA! FIRE!" she laughs like a mad man. Or woman.

I give her deadly growl. She shall pay.

I got up and pulled the sheets out from under her making her lose her footing and topple over. But being an idiot she is, still had her hands pressed against the fire button on the fire extinguisher while in mid air, causing it to shoot out towards Katie.

Everything was in slow motion.

Evie was free falling. I yelled to get out of the way in those deep, slow voices you hear on TV when things are in slow motion. And Katie's eyes went wide before SPLAT!

My eyes widen, as well as Evie's as we both stare at Katie. Katie stood still for a moment and slowly wiped the foam out of her eyes and stared at us.

There was a moment of suspense, silence filling the air.

Then Katie lashes out at us and tackles us to the ground. "DIE!" she yells in her childish voice. If she wasn't suffocating us right now, I would've laughed at her childish but deadly voice.

While we were still having a death war on the floor, we heard a knock and the door squeak open.

We all went silent and our heads turned to the door.

There, at the doorway was Sasuke staring at us with a 'WTF' face. We all stared at each other in silence.

. . .

dot dot dot

"What the hail you lookin' at?!" Evie asks.

I smack her in the head.

"Ow! Hey! You're being just like Neji right now!" she pouts.

I ignore the comment.

"We're on the floor, suffocating each other, covered in foam, in our pajamas. And you wonder what the hail he's looking at," I said. "Geez. And I thought I was the blonde one."

"Oh whatever," she said, then turning to Sasuke. "Hey! Why are you here and how did you get it? More importantly, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE LIVE?!"

"Hn."

Figures that's the only thing he is capable of saying.

"I wasn't stalking you if you're jumping to conclusions. I live next door and heard screaming. So I went to see what it was. Your door was unlocked." he answered.

Woah. I think that's the longest thing he's ever said! What improvement! By the end of this year, he might even learn to make a conversation with someone!

"You live next door? Cool! It really is a small world!" Evie said. "You know what? Let's all walk to school together! Just give us a few minutes and we'll be out." she said shoving him out the door.

"Hn. Whatever." he grunted.

Evie shut the door and turned to glare at us, specifically at me. "Hurry up and get you butts out of bed and into that bathroom. Since I'm already done, I'll clean this crap up."

"Hey. You're the one who caused this 'crap' to be here in the first place," I sweatdrop.

"Oh whatever, just go!"

5 minutes later...

Katie and I finished and went to check on how Evie progressing on cleaning the crap up and was surprised to walk in to find the room spotless.

I gaped at it.

"Woah! Nice job cleaning everything!" Katie said.

Evie scratched her head in a nervous manner.

"Uh oh. What did you do?" I asked.

"Um... Well... You know... There was A LOT of foam and I couldn't possibly clean it all up in 5 minutes," she said.

"Uh huh? Go on..." I said.

"Sooo, I gathered all of it in a pile and threw it out the window..."

"...You what?!" I said a little louder than planned and rushed to the window. Leaning out of the window and looking down, I see cloudlike foam splattered all over two people.

Ino and Sakura.

My face went pale.

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT INO-PIG!" Sakura yells.

"OH LIKE YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, BILLBOARD BROW!" Ino counters.

I sweatdrop and slowly backed away from the window in fear that they would notice me. I turn to Evie. "You idiot."

"Hey! At least your room's clean. Admit it. I did a good job," she said.

I facepalm.

"Guys. Let's not keep our guest waiting," Katie said snapping us back to reality.

"Let's go then," I said.

We walk out to see Sasuke chillin' on the couch.

"Oh what was that? 'Can I sit on your lovely couch?' 'Oh sure! make yourself at home.' Would it hurt to ask?!" Evie said sarcastically.

"Hn."

"You know what? Just, arg! Let's go!" I said dragging everyone out the door.

And we all walk to school together.

Evelyn's POV

I walk in the classroom to see Naruto grinning excitedly. I walk over and sit between him and Sasuke.

"Hey Naruto!" I greet.

"Evie! Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?! Something amazing happened!" he said enthusiastically.

"You tripped over a potato and then did a back flip?!" I asked excitedly.

"Um, no. I'm a genin now! You were right!" he said pointing to his headband proudly.

"Oh. You got my hopes up for a second there. But CONGRATULATIONS! I never doubted you for a second!" I said.

"Thanks Evie-chan!"

I giggle at my Japanese nickname.

All of a sudden, Shikamaru walks by noticing me giggle and then glaring at Naruto. "What are you doing here Naruto? This isn't for dropouts. You can't be here unless you graduate."

"Calm down, Shika," I said.

"Yeah! Do you see this? Do you see this? Open your eyes Shikamaru, it's a regulation headband. We're gonna be training together, how do you like that?!" Naruto said.

I surpress a giggle but failed earning a look from Shikamaru.

"Hmph!" Shikamaru said.

"Let me put it to you this way, I look great in this headgear like it was made for me, believe it!"

Oh Naruto.

"What a drag," Shikamaru said before walking away. "See ya Shika!" I yelled. He gave me a slight wave without turning around.

I glance over at Hinata to see her glancing at Naruto every 5 seconds with a slight pinkish tint on her cheeks.

Awwww! Young love!

The room starts shaking and Sakura and Ino burst through the door with a little foam in their hair. Wow. I can hear those bitches coming from half a mile away. How fat are those flat-chested fan girls?

They start arguing about who got there first. Their crys like dying high-pitched hyenas.

Then Sakura turns to Naruto with a smile making Naruto blush. What do you see in her Naruto?

She run towards him making Naruto jump out of his seat in joy to say hi to her, only for her to push him out of the way.

I growl quietly as I help Naruto up.

"Uh. Good morning, Sasuke. Mind if I sit here next to you?" she said in a fake sweet voice.

"Back off forehead! I'm sitting next to Sasuke!" Ino said coming out of nowhere.

"I was here first!"

"Well I walked into the classroom before you did! Everybody saw it!"

"Dream on!"

"Actually, I got here before either of you!" another random fan girl said coming out of nowhere.

"So did I!"

"I'm sitting next to Sasuke!" two other random fan girls came butting in.

Seriously! Is there someone secretly giving birth or something? Because they just keep coming and coming, popping out of nowhere like bugs.

All of a sudden, a whole swarm of fan girls come together and start arguing while Sasuke just sits there.

I look at him. "You better not be enjoying this."

"Hn. Losers," he said.

"You're telling me."

They just kept getting louder and louder every second that passes and I was getting annoyed. Even Naruto was getting annoyed. Ok, if I hear 'Sasuke' one more flippin' time, I'm gonna snap.

"No! I'm sitting next to Sasuke!"

OH MY FLIPPIN' GOD THAT'S IT!

"Shut the hell up you wannabe bitches! First of all, that is MY seat. Iruka assigned it to ME and it's still MINE." I said plopping my butt down into the seat. "There! Happy?! Problem solved! None of you gets it!" I growl.

"You think you can get Sasuke? Back off! He's ours!" one of them said.

"First of all, I never said I wanted him in the first place. And second, you're treating him like he's a property or some kind of toy. Maybe he would actually like you if you stopped being possessive and stalk\ him everywhere he goes! I mean seriously! I actually saw one of you guys follow him into the bathroom before! Tell me! What kind of guy would want some weirdo following him everywhere like you're about to rape them?! Please. Go ahead and prove me wrong!" I snapped.

They were all silent.

"Exactly! That's what I thought! Plus, I think he might be gay... I mean he has like a million girls who loves him when they just first lay eyes on him and would go as far as rape to get him. And yet, he's still single," I said, earning a glare from Sasuke.

All of a sudden, Naruto jumps up on top of the desk and glares at Sasuke. Oh I know this part! I tool out my phone and got it ready.

"Naruto! Hey stop glaring at Sasuke!" Sakura yells.

They ignore her and continue glaring at each other with sparks in their eyes, leaning closer and closer. Until this random kid stands up and bumps into Naruto making him topple forward and have a nice smooch with Sasuke.

The fan girls were silent.

"What the?"

"I- I uh..."

SNAP

I snapped a picture and started laughing my ass off.

Sakura screamed. While Naruto and Sasuke started gagging as I continued laughing my bootay off. "Ha! Told you he was gay!"

Naruto stopped gagging and sensed the dangerous vibe coming from the stalkers.

"Naruto, you are so dead," Sakura said cracking her knuckles.

"Oh, hey! It was an accident!" Naruto said nervously.

"You're finished," she said in a deadly voice.

Kakashi's POV

"Is that him?"

"Yes, he's the one," the Hokage confirmed.

"He's the only survivor left from the Uchiha clan," said a certain raven haired, genjutsu loving kunoichi.

"That's him," he confirmed again.

"Hmmm...Naruto Uzumaki, huh?" I said thinking as we all continued watching the scene on the crystal ball.

It's seems as so that all the girls are infatuated with the last survivor of the Uchiha clan and are fighting to get the seat next to him getting Uzumaki madder and madder.

This is ridiculous. Why become ninja if they only care for boys.

There was one girl however who didn't seem effected by the charms of the Uchiha. In fact, she looked pissed. Her fists were clenched tighter and tighter every time someone said 'Sasuke'. Until she finally snapped.

"Shut the hell up you wannabe bitches! First of all, that is MY seat. Iruka assigned it to ME and it's still MINE." she said as she dragged herself over and plopped her butt down into the seat. "There! Happy?! Problem solved! None of you gets it!" she growls.

Out of all my years of being a ninja, I have never seen or notice her around here before, and she seems like someone who you would notice from a mile away.

"Who's the girl?" I asked, pointing.

The Hokage chuckles. "You're gonna love this. The last of the Miyazaki clan."

I stared at him.

"I didn't know that there were any survivors. If so, she must hold great power," Asuma said.

"Indeed she does. She and her two friends' skills were tested by Guy."

Oh. So that's the girl Guy was bragging about. I had no idea she was from such a powerful clan.

"Name?" I ask.

"Akemi Miyazaki is her real name. But she goes by the name of Evelyn," the Hokage said.

We nod as we continue watching the scene. Naruto, parched on the desk and glaring at Sasuke until this kid bumped him, causing him to fall forward and lock lips with the Uchiha, making the girls squeal in anger and the Miyazaki to take a picture laughing.

I sweat drop. They're all idiots.

The Miyazaki finished laughing, turned to look directly at the source of the crystal ball and flashed us a peace sign.

Kurenai gasped. "She senses our presence."

"I would expect no less from her," I said.

The girls tried beating up Naruto only for Evelyn to send one of them a round house kick straight through the wall making them shut up and back away from the Uzumaki.

She sure is an interesting one... I'll keep an eye on her...

*Chapter 8 is done! I tried my best to keep everyone in character. Sorry if it sucked, I'm bad at that. But anyway, for those of you who are reading, I've been having trouble choosing the couples for this story. For Evelyn, it was originally Shikamaru but I'm not really sure anymore. When I started writing the story, there was also Neji. So I was thinking if I should do Neji instead of Shika. But then I started thinking ahead of the story. Should I do another Sasuke fanfic? And then there's Gaara. For Emily, I have decided Kiba. There. I'm not changing it. As fr Katie, I was thinking Sai but he's not coming in until Shippuden, so tell me what you think about that. And plzz tell me what couple Evelyn should be with. Tell me if it should be a love triangle with who and what and all that crap. Oh! And if you pick Gaara, please tell me how that's gonna work out with him becoming Kazekage because Evelyn is NOT moving to Suna. So yeah! Thanks for reading. Leave a comment. PLZ! I need help! Anyway, PEACE!*