Chapter 11- Tazuna, the alcoholic bastard.

Evelyn's POV

(dramatic music)

"Sasuke, I'm at Point B"

"Sakura, I'm at Point C"

"...Naruto, I'm at Point A"

"..."

"Evelyn..."

"..."

"Evelyn...!" Kakashi said a little louder.

"..."

"Evelyn!" Sakura yelled.

"Shut up! Just shut up already! I got the damn cat! SHEESH!" I said in annoyance, holding the cat I captured as far away from me as possible. It did NOT look happy and was trying every way possible to try and scratch my face off.

I heard Kakashi sigh through the microphone chip thingy we were using to communicate. "This isn't what I had in mind for a team mission."

We all got together and right then, the cat managed to swipe my hand with it's claws. I hissed in pain and threw it in the air. Naruto managed to catch it and squeeze it to death. The cat screeched and started clawing Naruto to death. I glared at it while sucking on my bloody finger. I dislike cats.

"Lost pet, Tora, captured. Mission accomplished," Kakashi said.

"CAN'T WE GET A BETTER MISSION THAN THIS?! I HATE CATS!" Naruto yelled.

"YEAH! SCREW THE CATS! DOWN WITH THE KITTIES!" I yelled agreeing with Naruto making Kakashi's ears explode.

"Now then, for Squad 7's next mission, we have several available tasks. Among them is babysitt-"

"Okay, I am not sitting on anyone's baby nor am I going to be anyone's personal slave in the art of picking potatoes," I said interrupting the Hokage. What? I refuse! I knew exactly what he was gonna say. Babysitting, help pick potatoes, or help people go shopping.

"Yeah! I wanna go on a real mission!" Naruto whined crossing his arms in an 'X' formation. "Something challenging and exciting! Not this little kid stuff!" Sasuke's face showed agreement while Sakura's just showed annoyance. Kakshi sighed.

"How dare you! You're just some brand new genin with no experience!" Iruka yelled.

"And we can't get experience unless we actually experience something! What we're doing right now, is community service. 'Cause apparently to you people, babysitting a kid will help me improve my ass-whoopin' skills," I said sarcastically.

"Like everyone else, you start with simple missions to develop your skills and improve yourself!" Iruka said.

"Are you serious?! Babysitting isn't a mission! It's just a stupid cho-" he was cut off as he was punched to the ground by Kakashi making him shut up. "Will you put a lid on it?"

I groaned started tuning everything out with my music. The same old Hokage lecturing us. Hey! We were gonna do the mission anyway, why waste my time listening to their rant?

The song ended as I tune back in again.

"-ive you a C-ranked mission. You'll be bodyguards on a journey," the Hokage said.

"Really?" Naruto asked with his eyes shining. "Yes! Who?! Who?! Is it a princess?! Or a councilor?!"

"I will bring him in now. Send in our visitor," the Hokage ordered.

We all turned to face the door as it slowly opened. Instantly, the room flooded with the terrible odor of alcohol as an old drunk guy entered the room, known as Tazuna. My nose picked up the scent as I started coughing and gagging.

"Hey? What it this? A bunch of snot nosed brats?" Tazuna asked.

I continued coughing. "Oh my god. *cough* It smells like STDs!" I said gagging. As you can probably tell by now, I hate alcohol and am strongly against it. I ignored the weird looks I got from that comment. No, I do not actually know what STDs smell like if that's what you're wondering. It's just that... he just fits the image so well.

"And you, the little one with the idiotic look on your face. Do really expect me to believe that you're a ninja?" Tazuna asked with a drunk look.

"Who's the little guy with the idiotic look on their face?" Naruto started laughing. We all lined up side by side. Sasuke was the tallest, then Sakura, Naruto, and then they all turned to look at me.

It's true. I was the shortest one on my team. Even with my one inch shoes on, I'm still only up to Naruto's ears. Therefor, I always have to look up at people when I speak.

I scowl, my face turning into a deadly glare. "Does it look like I'm the guy with the idiotic look on my face?" I asked in a sickly sweet voice and a deadly aura emitting from me. I think I might be bi-polar peoplez... EITHER WAY, I'M STILL A SEXY MOFO!

We all turned to Naruto. He blinked. Once, twice. His goofy grin turns into a scowl. "I'LL DEMOLISH YOU!" he said charging at Tazuna only to be held back by Kakashi.

"And you, little girl with the attitude, did something crawl up your pretty little ass and die? You're so short, you could bungee jump off the curb!" Tazuna sneered.

I grow an anime vein. Man, I hate this guy. "...You're the reason why god created the middle finger..." I stated calmly causing Naruto to snicker and Kakashi to shoot me a look.

"Why you littl- *sigh* The name's Tazuna, a master bridge builder, and I must return to my country. I'm building a bridge there and I expect you to get me there safely, even if it means giving up your life," he stated. Bastard...

It's so boooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnggggg! All we're doing is walking, and walking, and walking, and listening to Naruto complain. So, I put in my ear buds and started singing, annoying the heck outta everyone.

I was singing Thrift Shop by Macklemore. It's probably the only rap song that I like. Not really into rap that much.

"I'ma take it grandpa style! I'ma take it grandpa style! No for real, ask your grandpa. Can I have his hand-me-downs?"

"What are you talking about?" Sasuke asked.

"Shush! This is my jam!" Lol. I always wanted to say that!

"Hn, well if you're gonna be singing, can you at least sing something good?" he asked in annoyance.

I look at him and then smirk. "Okay then." I took a huge breathe and then sang the best song I know as loud as I can. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! Yes on everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes... I know a son- OW!" I rubbed my head and glared at Sasuke while he smirked.

"What is it with you people and smacking me on the head?! I'm gonna be brain damaged because of y- OW!"

Now it was Tazuna who smacked me. He chuckled. "I can get use to this!" I glared at him.

Sasuke eyed my ipod... touch! "Hn. What is that anyway?"

"Music! Want one?" I asked holding out an ear bud.

He eyed it again. "What? It's not going to explode or anything, is it?"

"Haha, very funny. Wait, are you calling me a terrorist?!" I asked accusingly. He just smirked as he took the earbud and plopped it in his ear. I rolled my eyes and scrolled around on my ipod and picked some random song.

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

Everything was going fine until I spotted a puddle. I knew where this was going. I looked up at the bright blue sky. Nope! No rain. I eyed it and looked at Kakashi. I saw him glance at it from the corner of his eye and then ignore it like it was nothing. Hm. Well I'm not gonna let a perfectly good puddle go to waste.

"Here, hold this," I took my ear bud out of my ear and gave everything to Sasuke. He looked confused for a second, but went back to his emo impression. Without another second, I ran over to the puddle and started splashing in it.

"DIE! DIE! DIE!" I screamed as I was splashing. I wasn't one of those creepy screams but one of those playful screams of 'die'. Water splashed everywhere and soaked my shoes and feet.

Sasuke stared at me like I had mental issues. Well, he's not that far off. I looked at him and then I grinned. He looked at me confused until I splashed him with my splashiness, soaking his hair and clothes. Naruto and I burst out laughing and seeing Sasuke give us a life threatening glare, we started howling and laughing even louder.

His clothes slightly stuck to his body and showed off his toned body and not-too-buff muscles. If I wasn't laughing so hard, I would've stared. He may be an emo duck-butt who has no life, but he SERIOUSLY isn't that bad look. I blame the damn teenage whoremones.

He continued glaring at us and then did something very unexpected...he sneezed! Loud enough for everyone to hear.

"OH MY JESUS LORD FROM UP ABOVE. MAY GOD HELP YOU WITH THAT SNEEZE!" I yelled, bowing repeatedly as Naruto cackling from my actions. Sasuke twitched in anger.

Sakura looked at us with a pissed off expression. "Sasuke! How dare you do that to Sasuke! You both are nothing but low life idiots and what you would call an 'ass'," she said glaring at us and rushing to her dear Sasuke.

I turned to Naruto. "Did you hear that?" I asked him kind of shocked and wide-eyed. He looked at me with the same shocked face and nodded slightly.

We both stared at each other for a while until our faces broke into large grins.

"YEAH! ASSES FOR LIFE!"

"BELIEVE IT!" we both said high-fiving each other then laughing again.

Sasuke looked at us and gave up. He shook his head and mumbled something along the lines of us being 'complete morons'. I mean seriously?! Me?! A moron?! Oh whatever! He can go screw himself! I say he's just jealous.

With all the loud commission going on nobody noticed what was happening in the background. My ears perked up and I gasped. In a second, I whirl around quickly making me feel light-headed for a second. Two ninjas... came out of the puddle? Well, they just appeared and formed from the puddle. Bu- bu-... I thought I killed the damn puddle! What the hell man?!

Both of them suddenly wrapped Kakashi in sharp chains and yanked it hard, cutting 'Kakashi' into pieces. Everyone gasped. Sakura was horrified and Naruto was speechless. His pretty cerulean blue eyes were wide open as he stared at the shocking scene that had taken place in front of him, not noticing the ninjas appear behind him.

They let out a sick laugh. "Now it's your turn..." they said lunging at him, chains ready to rip him to pieces. In a snap, I appeared between them and punched them both into a tree while Sasuke managed to pin their chains down. They were stuck and struggled to break free from their own chains. Eventually, they broke free and made a run for Sakura and Tazuna.

I sprinted and got there before them, standing defensively in front of them getting ready for a good fight. My eyes narrowed as I as I aimed a kick at their face. But being the jack-ass Sasuke is, he just had to be the showoff and hero. He suddenly appeared defensively in front of me ready to lunge at the enemy.

Too late. My kick was already headed that way. My kick was fast and powerful. It was headed straight towards the enemy. But Sasuke got in the way. So I ended up kicking him in the back making him fly into both of the ninja. Such an idiot. That is why you do not get in the way of my kicks.

"SASUKE!" I heard Sakura cry.

With that scene, Kakashi decided it was a good time to show up and save the day. They were beaten and lifted from the ground, and were pinned in the arms of Kakashi.

"Kakashi Sensei! You're alive!" Sakura yelled relieved. While Sasuke glared, not being able to finish his fight.

"Huh?" Naruto was confused. "But he was..." He glanced over to where Kakashi was supposedly cut to pieces and died to see it was just a pile of wood. "He... used the replacement jutsu?" Naruto said still confused.

Kakashi turned his head to look at Naruto. "Naruto, sorry I didn't help you sooner. I didn't know you would freeze up like that." He said before walking towards us. If you listen closely, you could hear Tazuna sigh in relief in the background.

"Good job Sasuke, Evelyn, very smooth, even though you kicked you're own teammate in the back..." Sasuke glared at me for that. It was his own damn fault for getting in the way! "...You too Sakura," Kakashi finished.

What the hell did Sakura do?! She just stood there holding a flippin' kunai. What the heck!

Naruto just stood there in a daze, probably scolding himself for freezing up like he did. Sasuke slowly walked up to him and faced him. "You're not hurt are you? Scaredy-cat," he smirked taunting poor Naruto. Naruto may have acted like a scaredy-cat, but Sasuke kind of acts like a dumb dog... Naruto got mad and was about to lunge at him, until Kakashi interrupted.

"Naruto! Stand still! Those ninja have poison in their claws. We need to get it out of you, quickly. It's in your blood now, so don't move. That spreads the poison," Kakashi stated calmly. Naruto finally noticed it and was flippin' out.

"By the way, Mr. Tazuna," Kakashi said getting his attention. I smirked. "He's gonna get it nooowwww~" I sang in my head happily.

Kakashi tied the rouge ninja to a tree and continued. "Those ninja are chunin from the village of the mist. Their specialty is relentless attack. They keep fighting no matter what the sacrifice." Kakashi continued his explanation and blah blah blah.

Here. This is how it basically went down in my mind:

Ninja: OMG. How did you know?!

Kakashi: No rain but there's puddle.

Tazuna: Why you be bastard and let genin fight?

Kakashi: So I could watch and learn. You were their target weren't you. WHY THEY AFTER YOU?! WHY YOU LIE TO ME?!

Tazuna: MISSION TOO EXPENSIVE! NOT NINE NINETY NINE $9.99, NOT FIFTEEN NINETY NINE $15.99, BUT FORTY NINE NINETY NINE $45.99!

Kakashi: YOU LIE! WE LEAVE!

Tazuna: NO! YOU NO LEAVE!

Kakashi: YES WE LEAVE!

Tazuna: NO! BE NICE NINJA STAY!

Greaaaaaaaat. So now we have a bunch of serial killers after us. Or more specifically, Tazuna. We were just the bonus they're trying to kill. More money!

They then started arguing about whether or not they should continue the mission or go back to the village or not to get Naruto treated from the poison while Sakura started complaining how we should give up on the mission cuz it was too 'hard'. Eventually, Kakashi decided that we should go back to the village to cure Naruto. Naruto got mad and stabbed himself and gave a speech about him not giving up.

I stare at him. " Naruto... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! THAT WAS COOL AND EVERYTHING BUT YOU DON'T GO AROUND STABBING YOURSELF!"

"She's right, if you lose anymore blood, you will die," Kakashi said sweat dropped.

Naruto looked down at his hand and then started flipping out. "AHHHHHH! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE LIKE THIS!"

"THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T STAB YOUR ALREADY BLEEDING HANG WITH A KUNAI! NOW SHUT UP AND DON'T MOVE!" That shut him up. He pouted and stayed still as I took some bandages from Kakashi and began wrapping up the wound. I looked at it and noticed something. It was healing rapidly at an inhuman pace. It was completely fine! If I didn't already know that it was because he had a fox stuffed inside of him, I would totally be flippin' out right now.

Naruto looked at me worriedly. I looked at the now bandaged wound. "Don't worry, you're good," I assured him as he let out a relieved sigh. I smiled.

Sasuke comes up to me from behind. I turn around and looked at him. He looked at me and then glanced to Naruto's hand. "Dope..." he mumbled.

"This is a sign of jealousy..." I said.

"What are you talk? I'm not jealous," he stated.

"Suuuuuure. Don't be jelly."

"I'm what?"

"Don't be jelly bro, don't be jelly."

He rolled his eyes, grunted, and then kept walking. Then after a couple of steps, he turned around and smirked, holding up my iPod. My eyes widened and I chased after him. His smirk grew as he ran off with me not so far behind him throwing random objects at him.

Everyone else following slowly behind us.

Huh. I guess were are continuing the mission. And so we were off!

Me sowwy for not updating last week. Or the week before that. But I have some good excuses!

1) Stupid social life getting in the way.

2) Was busy.

3) Had a lot of school work to do and I am a lazy person. So that doesn't work out to well.

4) Had this Portfolio Poetry Project thingy where I had to make up like 20 flippin' poems plus interpret them.

5) Algebra 1 EOC. If you don't know what it is, then look it up.

6) Europe test in Civics. The teacher made us learn all the countries in Europe and then when we took the actual test, we only had to identify 15 countries and where they were located. Such an ass...

7) I was lazy. I have come to appreciate sleep more these days...

Again. I am really sorry. For that and if the chapter was sucky. I had to update something! But besides that, chapter 11 is done! Yay! Plz vote! Comment! Byee guyz!