Hello, hello , welcome to the next chapter, glad you stuck with it this far
And now its time for everyone's favorite, REVIEW CORNER, where I answer reviews from last chap, and today we have special guests.
To my left is the sexy snake witch Medusa(she looks to the audience,with a smirk), and to my right, we have the god of shibusen, it's founder and naruto's daioji-San(great grandfather) lord death himself(he holds up the peace sign).
Darkvizardking:So guys, how about helping me answer some reviews?
Shinigami: Sure, but when do I get to meet my great-grandson?
Darkvizardking: Soon my friend, as I may introduce you to him soon, this chap in fact.
Shinigami: Cool, I hope that I can be of help.
Medusa: Vizard-sama, when do I get to meet naruto-kun?
Darkvizard king: Soon my dear, very soon. Lets get to what we came here for, shini-sama, why don't you start us off.
Shinigami: yes, OBSERVER01: thanks for the compliment , and keep on reviewing
Medusa: Raidentensho: thanks for the advice, I'll look into it, and no,I'm not god, I just do what is necessary for my favorite characters, I do agree, that episode was funny as hell.
Shinigami: Agurra of the darkness: it may have been rushed, but it was a filler, this is years after the events of soul eater, but I may have maka show up, maybe add her to the harem, gotta think on that. And yes, naruto girls will be in this.
Medusa: midnight killer324: as I said before the last chapter was a filler, so I could get to the genin exam.
Shinigami: GingitsuneRaposo: thanks man, and from here on out, it will be an M rating, for various reasons.
Medusa: Dragoon95: thanks for the compliment on the chapter, hope you didn't wait long.
Darkvizardking:And with that, I hope you guys keep reviewing, it is the lifeblood of good stories, as we know what to give you guys, and so now Medusa, would you mind doing the disclaimer?
Medusa: of course vizard-sama, Darkvizardking69 does not own anything used in this story, as they belong to their creators, and ideas used belong to great writers, such as agurra of the darkness.
Darkvizardking: thank you my dear, there is a reward for you later, but for now, lets get to the story.
Naruto, the shinigami-shinobi meister
Chapter 4: genin exam part 2
A summary of last chapter: naruto has not only made it through the academy, he graduated, after dealing with the last four years, which shall not be mentioned due the mental scarring caused by fan-girls. He also stopped mizuki from taking the forbidden scroll, using the shadow clone jutsu, and his bloodline, the iron blood. Now he has confessed to the woman he loves, tsubaki, how will this play out,lets see shall we.
(namikaze compound-naruto's room)
Naruto and tsubaki, still in their embrace, let go of each other, and looked each other in the eye, each hoping that this wasn't a dream, and so they made sure the only way they could, naruto's face was only an inch away from tsubaki's, and so he closed the gap, giving her a fierce, yet kind kiss on the lips.
As much as they wanted to go any further, they knew it was not the time for it,as it was the day of the team assignments. And so, with regret, they each went to get dressed, with tsubaki going to her room.
'so today is the day of team assignments, wonder who is on my team, hope it is not the uchiha, or that foolish dog-boy, they will only cause trouble.' naruto was thinking.
As he approached the dresser, he put on a pair of black pants, with multiple pockets, a dark blue shirt, and a special made trench coat, that had slits in the shoulder blades, and wrists, so that his blades won't rip the fabric when he used his bloodline, the iron blood. It also had his great grandfathers mark, a skull mask on the back. He also wore black ninja sandals
As naruto left the room, he went to get breakfast, on the way, tsubaki walked beside him, hand-in-hand. The events playing in their heads, as well as the kiss, they could not help but blush at that.
Tsubaki turned to him, "Naruto-kun, you wouldn't mind me going with you to the team assignments, do you?" she asked. He answered her, "sure, it would be nice if you were there, it is about time we started working together."
After eating a quick bite( ham and eggs) the two left for the academy, after leaving a note to soul,Liz, and patty as to where they were going.
(ninja academy-team assignments)
To say it was loud in the classroom was an understatement. All the girls(except the smart ones, how few they are) were chatting away, hoping to get on the same team as the uchiha, as well as in his pants.(poor deluded souls) Hinata was looking around, wondering where her crush was, and hoped he would not be late.(one guess as to who it is, and it is not dog-shit, I mean kiba.)
There was a sound like a stampede was running through the halls, but it was just sakura and ino doing some stupid, sasUKE obsessed shit again, as they were racing to class to get the seat next to sasuke.
Like I said, stupid sasUKE obsessed shit.
Speaking of the "lord of emo"(1), he was brooding in the corner, thoughts obsessed with his brother,again.(geez, he can't win, its like throwing a stick at an elephant, won't do shit)
As for everyone else, shino was chilling in the back(the bug pimp, everyone.) shikamaru was being lazy as ever, and still asleep, while his best friend choji was eating a bag of BBQ chips. That's it for the cool people. Yeah, just four, hinata, choji, shikamaru, and shino.
Kiba was talking to akamaru, thinking of plans to get in hinata's pants, while akamaru was calling him a dumbass, in his head of course.(wow, even a dog thinks kiba is a dumbass, he has NO respect)
as the screech sisters, I mean ino and sakura bust through the door, they ran to seat next to sasuke, still screaming at each other to back off, completely not noticing that he was in the middle seat, and they both could sit next to him(my god, how dumb are they, smartest kunoichi my ass.) (everyone dressed the same as in cannon)
It would take someone with real balls to tell this, and he just walked in.
This was the scene that naruto walked in on, seeing the stupidity going on near the emo lord(1). Seeing that this won't stop any time soon, he walked over, while every one thought he was nuts, and tsubaki walked over to hinata to speak to her, we will look on them in a minute, lets see some idiots put in their place.
" Hey, hey, HEY YOU IDIOTS." naruto screamed, it did the job, as the screech sisters looked at him in shock, then fury. Sakura, being the idiot, spoke first, "what do you want baka(idiot), can't you see we are doing something important, so back off."
naruto replied, "by something important, do you mean screaming like idiots over getting a seat next to sasUKE, because there are one on each side, so you both can have one, now will you shut up, you are bothering the students on the other side of the school."
The only thing the class could do was laugh their asses off over that, even sasuke( damn, that's two miracles now.)
now everyone was dumbfounded, as sasuke only laughed when naruto busted someone's balls, like with kiba, and just now.
Even iruka was shocked, as he was going to shut the two harpies up, but naruto did it first, and then called for everyone's attention, as he was going to do team assignments. No one saw a snake with many arrows on it, looking at our hero intently, as if checking his soul wavelength or something else, at the windowsill. It left soon after.( can anyone guess who it is, you get a cookie)
" alright, lets begin the team assignments, squad one is-" skipping the unimportant crap, "squad seven is Sasuke uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Kiba Inuzuka. Your jonin sensei is Kakashi Hatake. Squad eight is Naruto Namikaze, Hinata Hyuuga, and Shino Aburame. Your jonin sensei is Kurenai Yuuhi. Squad ten is Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, and Choji Akimichi. Your jonin sensei is Asuma Sarutobi. They will be here shortly, I wish you luck in your careers.
Naruto was relieved that he was on a team with someone who did not irritate him, as well as a girl that was nice to him, and had a crush on him.
"Hey tsubaki-Chan, what did you talk about with hinata-Chan?" naruto asked.
Tsubaki replied, "it was just some girl talk, it seems like your sensei is here."
True to her word, kurenai walked in and said, "Squad eight come with me."
naruto, shino, hinata, and tsubaki got up and followed her to the roof.
When they got there, kurenai sat down and said, " alright, lets start with the introductions. My name is kurenai yuuhi, my likes are hanging with friends, learning genjutsu, and gardening, my dislikes are perverts, and those who belittle women, my dream is to learn all there is to genjutsu, my hobbies are the same as my likes."
Shino starts, "my name is shino aburame, my likes are collecting insects, my dislikes are people who mistreat insects, my dream is become the head of my clan."
Hinata then starts, "my name is hinata hyuuga( I refuse to do the stutter) my likes are helping my sister, my dislikes are people who mistreat others, and my dream is change my clan.
Kurenai was thinking,' they both seem as expected, but lets see how naruto will say his'
Naruto began, " my name is naruto namikaze, my likes are tsubaki-Chan,hina-Chan,kyu-Chan,Liz and patty-Chan, and my nee-San soul. My dislikes are idiots, and people who can't see the prisoner, not the prison. My hobbies are training, spending time with my friends. My dream is to make my ancestors proud of me."
'not what you expect-wait, did he just call himself namikaze, guess he really is the son of the fourth.' was what kurenai thought, what she said was, " well, normally I would give a test, but seeing as how that would be pointless, we will start tomorrow with our missions, see you then." and with that, she left.
" well guys, what do you want to do now?" naruto asked. Shino said, " my father will be expecting me, naruto-san, so I will have to go for now." Hinata said, "what do you have in mind?"(still won't do the stutter)
" I was hoping to have lunch with the group, would you like to join us hina-chan?" naruto asked
" I would love to naruto-kun, where are we going?" hinata asked
"There is a restaurant near here, shall we go ladies?", and with that, naruto left, with tsubaki hanging on his arm, and hinata followed suit.
The good feeling was interrupted as the three heard a scream from below. When they looked down, they saw sasuke being chased by fan-girls, again, but this time they had the poor guy cornered. The girls were leering at him, with rapist eyes(it can go both ways people).
(i know, gonna show SOME sympathy to the guy)
as the three approached the alleyway from above, tsubaki reverted to her sickle-and-chain state.(that probably freaked out hinata) Naruto then lowered one end to the uchiha, and said, "grab on if you want to live man."
When sasuke did, the fangirls jumped, but missed, as he was pulled away to fast.
"thank you, thank you, thank you," was all the uchiha could say over and over. As tsubaki changed back, she noticed that sasuke's voice was not how it usually sounded, it was more feminine.
"sasuke-san, is there something you need to say, your voice is different?" tsubaki asked.
Sasuke was starting to sweat, hoping HER secret was not exposed. "i don't know what you mean, i'm fine."
"alright sasuke, I helped you out,so what is it, they didn't rape you did they?" naruto asked.
She was about to answer when they heard one of the fangirls scream,"SASUKE-KUN, WHERE ARE YOU"
"GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!" sasuke screamed, and naruto noticed the female tone in her voice. 'damn, sasuke's a chick huh?, I thought he was just plain gay, thank kami.' naruto thought. As he remembered times sasuke spied on him.
AN: yeah, ending it here, man you did not see some of this shit coming, did you, well, you see the blue box, REVIEW, OR WALTER WILL GET YOU WITH HIS FARTS.