Darkvizardking69: (in argost type voice) greetings from beyond the knew everyone, this is your host, with another chap to will shock you. And as usual, we have invited guests with us in review corner, say hello, to two stars who will appear in this chap Zabuza Momochi, and his adoptive daughter, Haku Momochi. How are you two? Having any trouble?

Zabuza: It could be better, but you said that our troubles will end soon if we help you, right?

Darkvizardking: Ah, straight to business I see, good, just help me with reviews, and I will keep my end of the deal, Haku-chan, why don't you start us off?

Haku: Of course vizard-sama, dracohalo117: your right to guess that, and I still have surprises in store.

Zabuza: Kamen Rider X Knight: Thanks for the compliment, and yeah he is weird.

Haku: Agurra of the Darkness: yeah, he would be wasted, but this was when Tsunade was younger, and he was not of his own mind, so no symmetry rants. And soul did react, just not in public. He was laughing about it, glad to see Maka again.

Zabuza: Hakureisaiga: Yeah, it may seem so, but no lemon yet.

Haku: dragoon95: Yeah, not what you expect huh? Thanks for the compliment, and it will only get crazier.

Zabuza: deadw8: Dood, I can't wait either, and thanks for the compliment.

Haku: Raidentensho: Thanks man, as for the sake, it is his dad's house, so he only has regular sake, it was just the fact it was a gallon sized jug he drank from that they thought he would get wasted.

Zabuza: OBSERVER01: I bet you didn't, hell, a lot of people could say that, and no not all the shibusen gang, as Kidd will stay to help run shibusen, and black star is a teacher there, so same thing.

Haku: Challenger; thanks for the compliment, and this will keep going.

Zabuza: Midnight killer324: Thanks, for the compliment, as well as looking up the word for great-grandfather. I owe ya one.

Now that that is out of the way, please keep sending reviews, as I want to hear what you guys think of this. Now lets start the show, er, fic.

Naruto, the next Shinigami Shinobi Meister

Chapter 7: Wave arc: act 1, friends, and surprises

It had been one month since Naruto spoke with his Hisofu and Oji-San. True to his word, Lord Death sent Maka to aid Naruto with his training. Seeing as how Naruto's bloodline worked the same as her weapon powers, it was fitting that she help. What was not anticipated, was the arrival of an old friend, Blair the witch.

(Flashback-Two weeks ago)

It was a simple D-Ranked mission, and one that was done by many genin teams. What was it you ask? It was to find and retrieve the fire lord's wife's cat Tora. That cat continues to escape the woman, because she chokes, not hugs like she says she does, but chokes the poor thing.( I would run too, don't get me wrong)

As such, Naruto's team was at this particular mission, again, because the cat escaped, again.(why doesn't anyone ever tell the chick to ease up on the poor kitten?, really?) Naruto made a mental note to correct what the fire lord's wife was doing after they got back from finishing this.

He saw movement in the bushes, and went for it, seeing as how the cat would be nice to him, and not scratch his face up like it does to other genin. His team knew this, and let him deal with the cat, as he gets it done fairly quickly.

When he actually caught the cat, there was a problem. It was the wrong cat. How did he know? It had a witches hat on, instead of a red ribbon. At the sight of the hat, he remembered what his Nii-san Soul told him about the witch he fought, Blair.

(Flashback-two years ago)

"Hey Nii-san, what was the name of the witch you said you fought?" Naruto asked Soul.

Soul replied, "Her name was Blair, she was a witch who really a cat, but could take a human form. When she is a cat, she wears a witches hat. Other than that, she looks like a regular cat. She was a weird one, that's for sure."

(Flashback-end)

Naruto could only look down, and asked, "Um, your name wouldn't be Blair, would it?" 'please god I hope not' Naruto asked/thought. The cat, to his shock, not only nodded, but in a puff of pink smoke, reverted to a human form. One that Naruto could only gaze at.

Blair was beautiful, to say the least, she had purple shoulder length hair that ended in curls with a couple strands going down her face, a large witches hat that also ended in a curl. She wore a shoulder-less dress that ended at her upper thighs, while wearing curled-toed boots that also acted as leggings, which ended about her upper thighs, so as no one could try and take a peek. She also wore what looked like sleeves, yet they were not attached to the actual dress.

(Okay, as much as I like talking about hot chicks, gotta move it along.)

"So, how did you know my name, huh cutie?" Blair asked, and getting close to Naruto's face while at it.

"Well, my Nii-san Soul told me about you, and what you look like as a cat. Why are you out here in the woods though?" Naruto responded/asked, with a blush on his face quickly growing.

Blair huffed, and said, "I was traveling with flat-chest(Maka, Blair's nickname for her) as I came with her to help train Lord Death's heir, when I got lost, and everyday I get chased by humans, who think I'm some fat lady's cat, called Tora."

Naruto guessed that might have been the case. Add to the fact that she had no way to know her way around, and that he was the one she came here to see, he might as well be a gentleman about it.

"Um, Blair" said person looks at him. "I know why you get chased everyday, see, the fire lord's wife's cat, Tora, runs away on a daily basis, and genin teams, like the one I'm on, are sent to find her, everyday. They most likely mistake you for Tora." at this, he bows and says, "I do apologize if those teams caused you any trouble, as they just made it worse for you. Having to run around in a area you don't know can make you even more lost."

Blair smiles at this, seeing what a gentleman Naruto was being to her, it was a nice change of pace. Seeing as he did something nice for her in explaining what happened, she would do the same. She got close to his face again, and told him where Tora was hiding, she was about to walk off, Naruto stopped her and asked, "Where are you heading off to?"

Blair replied, "As much as I like talking to you, I still have to find Maka, as well as Lord Death's heir."

Naruto grinned and said, "Well, you don't have to look far, as Maka is staying with me, and about Lord Death, he's my Hisofu."

Blair's eyes widened at what he said, as she was talking to the person she got lost trying to look for. At that, she tackled him, and this was the scene his team saw when they came to see what was taking him.

Kurenai looked pissed. Shino, well, we know how he acts. Hinata on the other hand, was blushing a shade of red that put tomatoes to shame. And then she fainted.

"Naruto, what do you think you are doing?" Kurenai asked, in a sweet voice that scared the hell out everyone present. Blair, not wanting Naruto to get in trouble, told her what happened, while Naruto and Shino woke Hinata up. After the problem was cleared up, Naruto found Tora in the spot Blair said she was. Then the group went to Hokage's office to report in. while there, Naruto did what he said he would, and corrected the fire lord's wife, Blair was extra grateful for that, as she did not like seeing cats treated like that. Once that was over, Naruto walked Blair to his home, and once there, showed her a map of the village, to ensure that she won't get lost again.

(Flashback-end)

The rest of the month was spent training, as well as getting to know the various girls that came into his life. Having private discussions with Mikoto, Showing Medusa, Crona, and Blair around the village, as they did not know the layout. Soul and Maka also spent time together, as they had some catching up to do. Naruto and his team completed various D-ranked missions, and were now entering the Hokage's office, but it seemed that team 7 was also there.

"Damn it, give us another mission, and don't even think of having me chase that cat again." said the ignorant dog-shit known as Kiba.(hey, I said Naruto corrected her, I never said she listened) And of course, sakura, being a dumb-ass, tried to do the same to impress 'her Sasuke-kun' (poor deluded fool) with Mikoto standing on the side, hoping Naruto would show up and end it like he did on graduation.

It was at that moment that Naruto and his team walked in, hoping for a C-ranked mission.

'THANK SWEET KAMI/Naruto-kun is here' Kakashi, Hiruzen, Iruka, and Mikoto thought. Mikoto was glad Kami heard her wish, as she looked at naruto with a blush on her face. Sakura, being an idiot, thought Mikoto was blushing at her. This caused her mind to go to the 'perv place' thinking about 'her Sasuke-kun' (And again, what an idiot)

"Geez you stupid mutt, can't you ever shut up, and I see you still haven't bathed, I could smell you outside, and look, no windows are open." Naruto said. Everyone was laughing at this, even Akamaru was rolling on the ground laughing, having falling off of Kiba's head, but caught by Naruto(Damn, that's messed up, he has NO respect.). Kiba was pissed at being humiliated in front of Hinata, again, but before he could say something back, Hiruzen called them to attention.

"Naruto, while that was funny, I believe that your squad is here to receive a C-ranked mission, yes?" Hiruzen asked. While Iruka would of said something about squad 7, he knew he could trust squad 8 with a C-rank, as naruto was there to ensure safety of the group.

When Naruto nodded his head, Mikoto was a little disappointed, as she knew C-ranks took Shinobi out of the village, so she would not get to talk to Naruto until he got back. Kiba and Sakura, on the other hand, were pissed, as they wanted to get a C-rank.

Naruto, seeing how Mikoto was feeling, decided to be the nice guy. "Hokage-sama" everyone perked up at this, as naruto never used a respectful tone, unless he was pissed or wanted something, and now he wanted something. "Perhaps, my squad could act with squad 7 on this mission, to build teamwork, and squad 7 would still get a C-rank."

Everyone in the room was either shocked, grateful, or annoyed at this, Mikoto and Hinata were grateful, as they could spend time with Naruto. The jonin, as well as Hiruzen and Iruka were shocked at how much sense that made. Shino was annoyed that he would have to spend time near Kiba and Sakura.

Hiruzen agreed to the terms, saying, "That will be fine Naruto-kun, your C-rank mission is to escort the bridge builder to his home in wave country, as well as protect him while he finishes the bridge. Bring in the client."

And with that, the bridge builder, Tazuna walked into the office, took a look at the genin, and said, "(looks at Hinata and Shino)The ones next to blonde look alright,(looks at naruto) as well as the blonde,(looks at Mikoto) the dark haired kid looks like he can handle himself,(looks at Kiba and sakura) the pink-haired one looks like crap, while dog-boy smells like it."

Kakashi held Sakura and Kiba back, while Naruto said, "Geez, don't insult the client, even though he is telling the truth." Kurenai, seeing this, says, "Meet me at the west gate in one hour, that means you too Kakashi, or I will burn that book of yours." Causing said man to shiver at how it was said. "For now, go home and pack for a trip, a few weeks at most. Your dismissed."

And with that, everyone left to prepare for the mission.

(Namikaze compound)

When Naruto returned home, he was greeted by Tsubaki. Medusa, hearing him walk in, came downstairs to greet him as well. When naruto said that he could not stay long, as he had to prepare for a mission, Medusa asked if she could come along, seeing no harm in it, he agreed. After kissing Tsubaki, he told her to let everyone know that he will be back in a few weeks. And with that, naruto and Medusa left for the meeting point.

(Konoha- west gate)

As Naruto and Medusa were getting close to the gate, they saw that Mikoto, Hinata, and Shino were getting annoyed. Mikoto was getting annoyed due to Sakura asking her out every five seconds. Hinata was getting annoyed, due to Kiba doing the same thing, but in a perverse manner. Shino was not showing it, but he was annoyed due to the noise.

"Geez, you two are annoying, you just can't take hints, can you. Kiba, Hinata doesn't like you like that, and Sakura, 'Sasuke' doesn't like you either." Naruto said, with Mikoto and Hinata thanking Kami that he showed up, though they did wonder who the woman was.

Sakura, still being an idiot, said, "Shut up Naruto-baka, Sasuke-kun loves me, he's just too shy too admit it."

"Damn, you make my ears bleed, you annoying little brat." Medusa said, cleaning out her ears, clearly pissed. But before it could go any further, the jonin arrived with the client. Kurenai, seeing Medusa next to Naruto asked,

"Naruto, who is this woman?" Naruto turns to her and says, "This is Medusa, she is one of the people staying with me, she asked to come along, when I said I had a C-rank mission. And don't worry, she can handle herself in a 'fight'."

Seeing the client cringe at the word fight, Medusa, the jonin, and Naruto knew something was up, but it was time to proceed with the mission. Sakura decided to pass the time by asking about the client's home land, and got a speech about the five kage's in the process.

While that was going on, Naruto and Medusa were having a conversation with Hinata and Mikoto, and Kurenai noticed, that while she was talking, Medusa's eyes would constantly dart between the trees, as if seeing something.

As they proceeded down the dry dirt road, Medusa noticed something down the road, a puddle, which was weird, as it had not rained in weeks.

Medusa then decided to have her hood down, as it was a nice sunny day. This action was not lost to the jonin, as they saw the puddle as well, but decided to see if the target was who they thought it was, so they hung back. When the jonin passed the puddle, two figures rose from the puddle, and wrapped the jonin in the bladed chain that connected their gauntlets, with a single tug of the chain, the jonin were sliced apart. Then one of the figures said, "Two down."

Naruto, seeing this, turned to Medusa, and nodded. Then he said, "Your right two down." and with that, the two rushed the demon brothers, with Naruto going after Gouzu, and Medusa going after Meizu.

When the demon brothers tried their maneuver on Naruto, he sliced the chain in half with one of his wrist-blades. Then gouzu tried to swipe at him with his claw, Naruto ducked, and performed a palm strike to the chest, which resulted in Gouzu getting killed, assassin's creed style(hidden blade, and no, I don't own assassin's creed, still a kick ass game.) Turning to Medusa, naruto saw her dodging Meizu's claw swipes easily. Naruto came from behind and delivered a stab to the spine, using another wrist-blade.

Seeing that the fight was over, Kakashi and Kurenai came from behind the bushes, and Kurenai asked, "Naruto, where did those blades come from?"

"Well, Kurenai-sensei, the blades were my bloodline, the 'tetsu no chi' or iron blood, it allows me to grow blades from any part of the body I choose. They can be a variety of blades, but I like the scythe and hidden dagger best." Naruto said. Medusa knew this already, which is why it was no surprise to her, everyone else was shocked, as they did not know about the bloodline.

Mikoto was ecstatic, yet did not show it, as naruto having a bloodline put him in the CRA, like the council tried to have her in.

Sakura and Kiba were freaked out, knowing Naruto could of used his blades, and no one would know they were dead.

The group then proceeded to go on, after an explanation from the client. As they went further down the road, they saw a young kid on the side of the road, probably exhausted. When Naruto took a good look, he noticed his soul had the signs of being a weapon, as well as a witch. As the group came closer,the kid opened his eyes, and said, "Hello, my name is Ryushikon, just call me Ryu for short.

The group noticed his tattered clothes, and naruto spoke up and said, "You wouldn't mind coming with us do you? As me and my associate here have some questions for you." as he said this, Ryu turned to Medusa, and instantly knew who she was, and knew he could also get answers, so he agreed.

They group continued down the road, Kiba, being an idiot, threw a kunai into the bush when he heard a sound, Naruto's eyes widened, when he saw Kiba bring out a WHITE rabbit, and knew what is was for, so he screamed, "EVERYONE, DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!"

Kakashi grabbed the client, Kurenai grabbed Hinata and Shino, Mikoto grabbed Sakura, Naruto, grabbed Medusa, who blushed at the contact, and Ryu. And not a moment too soon either, as a blade came spinning over the heads. Any later, and they would all have been decapitated.

As Naruto got up, he said, "So the demon of the mist arrives, should of known when we fought the demon brothers."

"So, you know of me and my methods, good, at least you are not just a kid playing ninja. The pink hair looks weak, and, geez, when did dog-boy take a bath last?" Zabuza said, while holding his nose, having to do so, even while wearing a mask. The group just laughed as even an enemy would comment on it.

"As much as ripping on dog-boy is fun and all, I still have a job to do, so just step aside, let me kill the old man, so I can get away from scum like gato." Zabuza said.

Naruto replied, "Sorry, can't let you do that, as I would fail this mission, can't have that now, tell you what, you and the pretty lady hiding in the trees, quit your mission, and work with us, and i'll see if I can't get you two a spot in our village, as gato never pays the missing nin he hires, rather, he has them killed to save money."

"And how can I be sure you keep your word, we are ninja after all, and I know of Gato's habits, but I still needed the money and place to hide." Zabuza said.

Naruto replied, "because I can do this as the head of the Namikaze clan, and I offer you and the girl protection, as I know your story Zabuza, and hope to see it have a happy ending, fro the girl's sake."

Zabuza was still surprised that naruto knew Haku was a girl, but decided his options, and said, "I'll take your deal, but I wish to fight Hatake first, to see if he is as good as the claims say"

Naruto replied, "fair enough, for when you return to Gato's base, you have to look convincing. Go ahead."

(fight is same as canon)

"Well, the stories are true, you are as good as they say. Naruto-sama, we will meet again in one week, Haku will meet you in three days in this clearing on the map, don't be late." Zabuza hands Naruto a map, with the location indicated. And with that, Zabuza and Haku went back to their base.

"Well, now that that's taking care of, shall we go?" Naruto asked. Tazuna lead the way to his home, and upon arrival, the group had a meet-and-greet with Tazuna's daughter Tsumani, and grandson Inari, who thought they where all going to die.

After that was done, Naruto and Medusa pulled Ryu aside, and he told them that he did have weapon blood when Naruto asked. After that, Naruto left so that Ryu and Medusa could talk in private.

"So, do you have any questions for me?" Medusa asked.

Ryu said, "Yeah, i'm looking for someone, and seeing as your are a witch, you might know where I could find this person. I have two photos that could be more helpful to you." he then pulled out two photos, and showed them to Medusa.

When she looked down at the photos, her eyes widened, knowing the person in the photo.

AN: And that's a wrap, boy, been up till 5 am writing this, but that is how much I love my readers, so return the favor, AND REVIEW PLEASE. Because you see the button don't you? Press it.