"this is for talking"
'this is for thinking'
"When Kyuubi/Naruto is talking"
This is a Naru/Sasu
This will be ooc because quite frankly I'm new at this.
I do not own Naruto.
Warning: Language and violence and adult context
Beta'd by AnimezDarkestHope
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Chapter Three
Pulling himself out of his thoughts, Naruto asked mischievously, since he knew that Sasuke would object to the thought of sharing a bed with him. "Now, Sasuke, I'll be sleeping with you, right?" That caused an instant reaction. Jumping up from the bed, Sasuke glared and said. "There is no way you are ever sleeping in the same bed with me, dobe! As a matter of fact your not going to be sleeping here at all! If your not gone in one minute than I'm getting my brother and he'll call the police on you."
Raising an eyebrow, Naruto said, or more like, whined. "Buuuutttt, Sasuke! I want to spend more time with you and get to know you." Scowling, Sasuke snapped out. "Well, too bad! I don't want to get to know you or spend time with you." Pouting, Naruto asked. "Why not? You are my mate and for us to bond, we gotta get to know each other." Rolling his eyes, Sasuke said sarcastically. "Oh, maybe because your a stalker and a weirdo and a dobe. Oh, and stop calling me that, you baka!" "Hey! I'm not a stalker or a weirdo!" Naruto said loudly. Sasuke noticed that he didn't deny being a dobe.
Scoffing, Sasuke said monotonously. "You followed me home and broke into my house. That proves your a stalker and a weirdo." Pouting, Naruto said. "Well, if I'm such a weirdo, why aren't you screaming for your brother or calling for the cops at this very moment?" Sasuke didn't know what to say so he stayed silent. Dammit, the dobe was right! He should be calling for his brother and backing away from the obviously deranged person before him but here he was talking and insulting and practically bantering with a strange man who could very well be a thief or a... a murderer!
Naruto watched Sasuke as the silence progressed. Sasuke seemed to be questioning himself if the furrowed brow and confused eyes were any indication. Naruto decided to talk before Sasuke could start freaking out. "How about a deal? I'll stay here for one night and if you don't want to see me anymore than I'll never come see you again. Instead I'll just pine away." He added jokingly.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed in consideration. Should he trust the dobe? Thinking it over it was obvious that he either agreed to this 'deal' or he would just continued to be harassed by the dobe. It was obvious that Naruto had enough experience to sneak into a heavily guarded apartment building without anyone the wiser. Damn it! A thought crossed his mind. "How do I know your telling the truth about leaving me alone when you lied earlier about letting me go?" He asked suspiciously.
Naruto grinned mischievously. "You don't know... your just going to have to trust me." he said. Sasuke scoffed. "How the hell am I supposed to trust some guy I just met whose obviously crazy and, most likely, dangerous?" Sasuke asked. Naruto cocked his head as though he was thinking. "Well, I am dangerous... but I would never hurt you, Sasuke." He told Sasuke seriously.
Thinking it over, Sasuke figured he really had no choice except to let the dobe stay here and trust that he'll keep his word. "Fine, you can stay but you better keep your word this time!" Sasuke made a point of adding to show that he didn't really trust the dobe but knew that he had no choice but to let him stay here or else risked being constantly harassed by said dobe.
An even bigger grin split Naruto's face. "Okay! Well, it's too early to sleep so let's get something to eat and start learning more about each other." Naruto said. Glaring, Sasuke asked. "What makes you think I'm letting you out of my room? If my brother finds you here, he'll call the cops and I'll be in even more trouble than I'm already am! Nu-uh, your staying in here!." Pouting, Naruto whined out. "I'm huuuuuungry, though. You shouldn't let your mate starve, that's bad etiquette."
Annoyed, Sasuke snapped out. "Too bad! Your the one who wanted to stay here so your just going to have to live with it!" Naruto pouted even more... until a deliciously, cruel thought entered his mind. "Ooooh, Sasuke." He called out playfully. Sasuke was immediately on edge by that devious, fox-like grin. What was Naruto going to do and would it get him in even more trouble?
Sasuke had a sudden urge to do whatever the dobe wanted as long as he didn't do whatever it was he was thinking of doing. Hurriedly getting up, Sasuke made his way to the door while saying, trying to get Naruto to forget whatever he was planning, "Fine, I'll get you something to eat. Just... just don't do anything stupid or that will draw attention to you while your here." Sasuke didn't wait for Naruto to say anything back, he didn't want to here it.
While Sasuke was getting him food, Naruto was about to implement his plan. Getting up, Naruto stripped himself of all his clothing and, waving a hand to encompass the room, he muttered a few words in a language no human knows of and created a sultan effect. That means the entire room was filled with gigantic pillows and many drapes the colors ranging from blue to red and black. The bed was covered with red silk and had a huge pillow on the side where someone can sit and feed the person on the bed if they wanted to. It was dazzling and beautiful... and Sasuke was going to freak.
By the time Sasuke got back, Naruto was comfortably situated on the bed. He was wearing a pair of black pants and a sapphire blue vest. Naruto looked like a contented cat that had just had some of the most expensive milk. Lying on his side with his head propped up by his fist, Naruto just looked at his mate, who had just entered the room. Naruto had an almost challenging look on his face.
As for Sasuke, well, he was shocked and awed by what he saw. That was until he regained his senses and realized that Naruto had just, somehow, turned his room into his own personal harem room. "What the hell did you do to my room? Wait, never mind. How did you do this to my room?" Sasuke asked. Sasuke didn't understand what was happening. How did Naruto turn his room into this? Sasuke knew that he'd only left for about five or so minutes. So... how did Naruto do this?
Naruto could see the confusion in his mate's face. Having forgotten that Sasuke didn't really know who he was and that this modern era didn't believe in magic, he knew that it could be difficult explaining this to his mate. "Oh, uh, Sasuke. I guess there's some things I should tell you... but first, do you like your new room? You can sit on the pillow and feed me."
Momentarily forgetting about the room, Sasuke turned and glared at Naruto murderously. "I'm not your damn servant, dobe!" he exclaimed angrily. Relieved that he had successfully distracted Sasuke and that he would have a moment to gather his thoughts, Naruto answered cockily. "Don't be like that, Sasuke. There's a lot of people who would love to be my servant. Besides, you'd look sexy dressed in a vest and some tight pants." He added mischievously.
Sasuke blushed. He didn't like it when people commented on his looks, not because he didn't know what he looked like but because it usually just annoyed him and showed him that those people were shallow. With Naruto, however, it caused and unexpected rush of embarrassment to be told that. Annoyed with his reaction, Sasuke stalked over to his bed and whopped him on the head. "Turn my room back, dobe! And you better explain how you changed my room into to this right now!"
Naruto pouted, his plan had been foiled. He didn't know how Sasuke would react when he told him that he, Naruto, was an immortal, immensely powerful demon fox that was feared and revered for countless ages who had been imprisoned, by gods, for at least five millennium after being betrayed by one of his most loyal followers. Oh, and soon his enemies will find out about his revival and they will be coming after him and, most likely, Sasuke when they found out that he was Naruto's mate. He wondered if Sasuke would take any of that well.
Fortifying himself by taking a deep breath, Naruto said. "Why don't you sit down on the pillow next to me and I'll tell you what I can." Glaring, Sasuke didn't move. "Why should I sit on the pillow? Your the one who took my bed, I will sit there. You take the pillow." Pouting, Naruto said. "But, Sasu-chan, I'm the guest and the guest should be allowed to lay on the bed." Sasuke was wondering why was he stuck with an idiot. Naruto pouted even more because he knew that Sasuke was insulting him inside his mind.
"Dobe, you aren't a guest. You invited yourself into my room by sneaking in here. And the next time you call me Sasu-chan, I'll disembowel you... slowly." Sasuke said slowly, and dangerously. Naruto wanted to laugh. This was the first time in a long time since someone had talked to him as if he were an idiot and than had the gall to threaten him. "Why not when your so cute?" Naruto asked flirtatiously. Sasuke's face went redder than a tomato.
"S-shut up, dobe!" Sasuke exclaimed embarrassingly. A foxy grin split Naruto's face because Sasuke was acting soooo adorable. "Okay, but you shouldn't be so mean to me Sasu-chan." Sasuke just scoffed. "Just get off my bed, Naruto." Still smiling, Naruto moved to the pillow. "OK, but we should start now because I have some interesting things planned after I'm done explaining this." Sasuke went on the bed and sat crossed legged, waiting for Naruto to begin explaining.