The worst plot hole

I came up with this idea a while ago, but never bothered to write it. Palpatine is questioned by an odd senator who seems to exist to annoy. I do not own starwars. The dialogue from the movie may not be 100% accurate.

"The attempt on my life left me scarred. It left me mutilated. It left me clinging to life. The Jedi were behind the attack. This attack on democracy will not go unvented!"

"Your Excellency, may I inquire how you defeated the Jedi? After all, Jedi are almost impossible to kill," the Annoying Senator was, as his name implied, always annoying.

"Ummm…Well…I'm sort of a Sith lord who created clones, who exterminated Jedi, 4 of which I killed myself. Happy now?" Palpatine tried not to show his annoyance as best he could, but the annoying senator was just plain… annoying.

"Wait? You're a Sith! That's it! I quit! I will not longer be Darth Vader! I am Anakin Skywalker, a Jedi hopefully-soon-to-be-master-but-for-now-knight! And you are under arrest!" Anakin jumped down at Palpatine from where he had been dueling Obi-Wan Kenobi. Yoda could be seen screaming his lungs out in his backwards speech way at Anakin's stupidity, it being Anakin who had informed the council in the first place of Palpatine's identity. Palpatine jumped away from a lit lightsaber at the last minute, drawing his own and putting it at Padme's throat.

"If you move, she dies."

"I thought you said you would save her!"

"Anakin, never trust the person who lies more than they sleep. Namely, most politicians," Obi-Wan decided to intervene before Anakin did another stupid thing. His comment earned him several loud cries of outrage from the senate pods.

Palpatine took that moment to behead all of Padme's assistants, and was going for the kill when Yoda decided that things had gotten a bit far. "Anakin! This is your last chance. Join me, or you all die!"

"Not if anything to say about it, I have!" Yoda, issuing a blood-curtailing war cry, jumped from his perch aiming his lightsabers at Palpatine's head.

Palpatine realized he had little time and decided that he should just kill everyone with force lightning and leave. He forgot about the Jedi for a minute. Yoda leapt in front of him, absorbing the brunt of the force-lightning, but some got back. About half the senators were fried to death in minutes. Anakin, realizing that Yoda was getting tired, decided it would help him to relieve him of his hands as he had done with Mace Windu and Dooku. Obi-Wan had other ideas. He blocked Anakin's lightsaber stroke.

"Anakin! Remember the last two times when you cut hands off, the person died. We do not want Yoda dead!"

"None sense! Dooku is now a nice library assistant and Mace makes a lovely sidewalk ornament!"

Obi-wan simply shook his head and relived Anakin of the burden of his head. Meanwhile, Palpatine was getting beaten. Literally. Yoda had managed to absorb all the force lightning and was now using the force to slam Palpatine into random senate pods.

"Wait! Wait! April fools! It was an April fool's joke!"

"Speak for themselves, these bodies do! Pay with your life, you will!"

"No! It is you who shall pay with your life!"

Palpatine was last seen as a dent in the roof of the senate building. His body still remains glued of the ceiling today (He only was killed yesterday).

That's it! I hope you liked it. Happy April fool's day! I got to have a paper ball war in school today. Please review!