Chapter 3: Arachnophobia

A/N: Hey people! Here I am again with another chapter of this somehow popular FanFiction. I'm glad you guys like it so much! Anyhow, enjoy this installment!

Disclaimer: Currently, I don't own Invader Zim or the Tallest. Maybe I will in thirty years time, but for the moment, I don't.


Another quiet day on the Massive. Nothing in particular was happening, and Tallest Red and Purple were lounging around minding their own business. Purple was slurping on air and Red was listening to the annoying sound of his co-Tallest sucking up air like a vacuum cleaner. The crimson Tallest's antenna twitched in annoyance.

"Would you QUIT it, Purple! There's nothing left in the cup! You've been doing that for two hours!" He yelled. "I swear, sometimes you're more annoying than Zim..."

"I'm not that annoying Red!" The lavender Tallest protested, standing up and throwing the cup in the air. It hit a technician and he winced in pain.

"Yes you are." The vermillion eyed Irken shot back. Purple's eye twitched and he tightened his talons into a fist.

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to..." The violet Irken leader never finished his sentence.

A number of things happened in the minute that followed. Purple orbs followed a small creature as it slowly made its way towards the floor. There was a large amount of terror in those eyes. A smirk made it's way onto Red's face and he blew the arachnid onto his co-Tallest's face. A squeal escaped Purple's lips, followed by some frantic running around the bridge.

"Get-it-off-get-it-off!" he screeched. The brick-colored Tallest merely laughed.

"Wuss."


Wow. That was short. But I was very tempted to do this. X3 Anyway, review and if you have any suggestions I'll be glad to take them. I kind of need them right now… Bye!

~Tash