A/N: I have eaten doughnuts for breakfast everyday for the past week. Purple would be proud. :3 Also, I figured that today is Thanksgiving, so why not have the Tallest celebrate it! I was really bored. I hope this isn't horrible…
Disclaimer: Even though I've had doughnuts for breakfast for the past week, it doesn't mean I own the Tallest. If it did, I would have done that a long time ago.
Chapter 4: Free Tanks
"Wait. I don't get this Zim. You get an entire Earth week off of skool?" Red clarified. Zim was on the monitor, nodding.
"Yes, my Tallest, all because of a stupid Earth holiday. I believe it's called Thankgiving." The short Irken explained.
"You mean there's a holiday where they give out free tanks? Did you get any Zim? You better not have any because if you do…" Purple blurted out.
"He said Thanksgiving, Purple. Not Tanksgiving." The scarlet Tallest groaned.
"You created a holiday where you give out free tanks my Tallest?" Zim asked. "Can I have one? I really need a Plasma-Armed Battle Tank. One with extra plasma shooting things!"
"We did not create that holiday Zim." Red tried to explain.
"We made a holiday where we give out free tanks?" The violet Tallest screamed.
"No!" the vermillion Irken leader shouted.
"Oh thank you my Tallest! I'll be waiting for that tank!" the Invader on the screen squealed.
"You aren't getting a Battle Tank!" the ruby armored Irken announced.
"We're giving him a Battle Tank? Red, how could you be so stupid?" Purple exclaimed, shaking his fellow Tallest. Red jerked away.
"I'm the one that's stupid? You thought it was called Tanks-giving for crying out loud." He yelled in outrage.
"It's called Tanks-giving? Oh so they do give out free tanks on Earth." Zim pondered.
"No its…Oh forget it." Red tried to explain. Purple was currently spazzing and stuffing his face full of food in bewilderment. Not that that was strange, of course. "Look Zim, you just ignore this conversation we had. Okay?" The brick colored Tallest pleaded.
"Ok, my Tallest. I'll tell everyone about this amazing holiday. Bye!" The Invader concluded before the screen went black. A blur of purple and green speed by Red followed by a shower of doughnut crumbs. The sane Tallest sighed and sat down.
"Just kill me now." He grumbled.
I hope you enjoyed it. Please review and Happy Thanksgiving!