Echo Fright

Disclaimer:I still do not own echo night,Spyro,Dragon ball Z,or Resident Evil. Cloe is property of Cloethedragoness,permission was obtained.

Chapter 2:Lots of guest cameos!

A man was standing at the Train station waiting for his...well...Train. He tapped his foot impatiently and looked at his watch.

Man:"Damn these public stations,I heard one time over 100 people were jammed into one car. I wish Gary could have taken me to..wherever it is I'm going."

The train finally pulled in,it was older than Teddy Roosevelt's gun collection.

Man:"Its about damn time!"

The Man walked slowly on the train,and it departed.

Richard,who was unconscious on the floor,suddenly sprang up,wondering where the hell he was.

Richard:"What the? Where the hell am I?"

Man:"Your in 1912."

Richard:"Damn,I wonder if any other characters had a similar experience?"

Travis Grady,Fiona,Harry Mason,Alex Shepard:"ARE YOU KIDDING?"

Richard got up and approached the conductor.

Conductor:"Please take your seat sir."

Richard:"The last time someone told me to take a seat,I almost lost my head."

After a few interactions between Richard's fist and the conductors face,Richard entered the other car,where there was a little girl and a very old man.

Richard:"Oh my god,George Washington!"

Little Girl:"My grandfather wanted to take me on this trip. I didn't want to go."

Richard:"Don't worry little Washington,I'm sure it will be fun."

Richard walked out to the railing and saw...a very beautiful purple dragoness,who Richard knew right away.

Richard:"OH MY FUCKING GOD,ITS CLOE THE DRAGONESS! I LOVE YOUR FANFICTION!"

Cloe:"uhhh..thanks?"

Richard grabbed Cloe and hugged her so hard,he almost snapped her spine.

Richard:"I WISH I WAS A DRAGON TOO! THEN WE COULD MAKE WONDERFUL LOVE TOGETHER,YOUR SO MUCH HOTTER THAN CYNDER! GOD I LOVE YOU"

BZZZZZZ

Cloe tazed Richard with her electric breath,causing him to fall to the ground with foam in his mouth. Another purple dragon,Spyro,appeared beside her.

Spyro:"What happened here?"

Cloe:"Nothing,lets just go my love."

Cloe and Spyro kissed which broke Richard's heart. He started saying crap like Spyro was cheating with Cynder,but Cloe just kicked him in the groin. Spyro and Cloe flew off while Richard slowly got up and went back inside the he exited through the other door he saw that man who got on earlier outside. He gave Richard a strange look.

Richard:"You looking at me?You looking at me?"

The man entered the car Richard just left. Richard tried the door he entered but it was locked.

Richard:"That prick locked me out!"

Richard went back inside the other car and found the conductor knocked out.

Richard:"Wow! I must have punched as hard as Vegeta!"

Richard walked over to the conductor and picked up a Crank that was laying next to him.

Richard:"Hey,a Crank! Where there's a crank there's a bank!"

Couductor:"Ugghhh...that doesn't make any sense at all."

BLAM-O

Richard punched him in the face (again) knocking him out once more. He left again.

Richard:"Hey,I never noticed this ladder here."

Richard climbed up the ladder and when he reached the top he saw Billy Coen and Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil:Zero.

Richard:"What are you two doing?"

Billy:"We're trying to find a way of this train. Its full of man-eating Leeches!"

Richard:"HOLY SHIT!"

Rebecca:"Come on Billy,we have to get out of here before the Giant Bat shows up."

Richard:"GIANT BAT!"

Billy jumped to the other car while Rebecca offered Richard her M92F.

Rebecca:"You can have my gun,Billy's is better anyways."

Richard:"Oh thanks." as he holstered her gun in his vest.

After Rebecca left,Richard started fidgeting with the floor hatch.

Richard:"I can't open it with my bare hands...well,what can I open it with?"

Suddenly,those pre-schoolers that always help Steve/Joe in Blues Clues appear on the roof with Richard.

Pre-Schoolers:"USE YOUR CRANK!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

Richard killed all those little brats with his gun,then opened the floor hatch with the crank.

Below the hatch...

The man from earlier aimed his pistol (model unknown) at the old man,who had his pistol aimed at his grand-daughter(who was scared shitless).

Man:"What are you doing?"

Old Man:"I'm trimming her hair with a gun. I'm holding her at gunpoint you douche bag!"

Man:"You'd kill your own grand-daughter?"

Old man:"Not that you could do any better,your just a nancy boy."

Man:"Ha! You think I'm going to fall for that?"

Old man:"No,but you'll probably fall for... OMG IS THAT A GIANT BAT?"

Man:"Ha?I will still not fall for that." completely oblivious to the Giant Bat that was behind him,that bites him in the chest before flying off.

Conductor:"Is everything alright back there?"

Old man:"Hang on."

The Old Man went to the other car.

Old Man:"Here,take this. You didn't see anything."

Conductor:"I couldn't see anything,I was knocked out. Besides I don't accept bribes."

BANG,THUMP

The Man who was bit,got up off the floor,a piece of a blue stone (its not really a stone,its more like a jewel) fell from his vest.

Man:"t..The stone."

The Man picked it back up and walked over to the little girl.

Cre-I mean little girl:"I'm not allowed to talk to strangers."

Man:"Do you like your grandfather?"

Little Girl:"Not really."

Man:"I'm Henry Osmond,what's your name?"

Little Girl:"ahh what the hell,its Crea Rockwell."

Henry:"A Funny thing that happened to me a few minutes ago,I saw a guy that reminds me of my stupid son,Richard. Anyway take this stone,wait let me wipe the blood off real quick,keep it until we meet again."

Crea:"kay."

Henry gave Crea the Stone and limped to the back of the train. The Old Man (who was wiping blood of his suit.) came back in and saw the massive trail of blood Henry left.

Old Man:"Oh for the love of Moses."

The Old Man went to the back of the train too.

Back on the roof...

Richard just sat there,trying to puzzle together what he just saw (and eating more mike'n'ikes).Finally,a light bulb appeared over his head. He barreled off the side of the roof and into that car. Then he ran (well he actually walked because he had a running disorder) to the back. When he got there he saw the Old Man holding Henry at gunpoint.

Henry:"Can't you see?There's a demon hiding in that stone,and he possessed you."

Old Man:"Ha! There's no such thing as demons."

Henry:"There is also no such thing as a small red stone that improves your life whenever you murder innocent bystanders."

Old Man:"Bah,This is taking too long,die!"

Henry:"I don't think so. We will meet again,Gilliam Roswell!"

Henry jumped off the back of the train.

Henry:"AHHHH,MY ARM!"

Old Man:"It's William Rockwell you douche bag!"

William pulled out a knife with a red stone on it.

William:"This stone? Possess me? Ridiculous! The next thing that will happen,my son and daughter will be murdered."

William turned around and saw Richard.

William:"Huh?Who are y-AHHHHHH" as he was attacked by around 20 Man-eating leeches!

Richard was about to run,but then his vision faded white again.

Richard:"F***************************"

Cloe suddenly jarred awake in her bed. Spyro,who was sleeping next to her,also awoke.

Spyro:"What's wrong my darling?"

Cloe:"I had the most horrible dream. I was a guest in some new guy's fanfic. What was his name? Leon 13 or something. Anyway it was a parody of some cheap video game no one ever heard about,and worse,the player character knew who I was,and he said you were cheating with Cynder!"

Spyro:"Now that's ridiculous. Your the only one I love."

Spyro hugged Cloe,who felt much better,until spyro asked-

Spyro:"Who the hell is Leon 13?"

end.

A/N:Special thanks to cloethedragoness who allowed me to include her. Please Review!