A/N: So, I found this on my computer the other day. I thought it was decent in some ways, so I decided to add it to this one shot series thing. I hope you guys like it!
Disclaimer: Guess what? I don't own Invader Zim! But you already knew that.
Chapter 5: Found them!
It was a quiet morning on the Massive. Tallest Red sat on the bride, sipping a caramel iced coffee. As the last of the whipped cream made it's way smoothly down his throat, he sighed with satisfaction. There were still traces of the fluffed up milk around his mouth, and he eagerly lapped it up. The vermillion Tallest's moment of bliss was rudely interrupted by a slamming of a body against the wall. It sounded pretty bad, considering that that particular wall was made out of titanium. Red winced. The injured soul stumbled onto the bridge. One of his eyes was surrounded by a deep purple ring and his antenna were bent out of shape. Despite, his messed up condition, the wounded visitor stifled a grin.
"Hey Red!" the guest called out with a high pitched tone.
"Hey Pur. You hit your head pretty hard back there." the crimson Tallest pointed out while trying not to chuckle.
"Yeah. I guess I did. Anyhow, I have a really important question." the violet eyed Irken leader continued, obviously not bothered by his condition.
"Why is that wall made out of titanium?" " I don't know. Ask the Vortanian who designed this thing." Red responded dully beckoning another service drone.
"No, not that. I was wondering why someone would build a wall out of titanium...Try again!" Purple answered, hovering over to the chair next to his friend and co-Tallest.
"Is it about why you're so stupid?" the cardinal-colored Irken asked while writing his order for another one of the candied iced brews to make it through another one of his friend's guessing games. "Oh! Don't forget two bags of doughnuts!" he called out to the drone.
"That's it! The doughnuts!" the lilac Tallest announced, standing up with a start. He knocked over be side table on the process, spilling some mysterious green gunk all over Red. It smelled faintly of burnt toast and peppermint and has some kind of steam coming from it.
"Oh for the love of...Pur, what the heck is this?" He gestured towards the substance that was now on his lap. The cherry-colored Irken poked a talon on the junk on his lap. It felt like string cheese covered in fur and apple juice. He quickly jerked his hand away, only to find that it was stuck fast. The orchid Tallest let out a squeal and began to pick off the spill off Red's lap and then placing it carefully on a plate. Once that chore was done Purple began to... eat it. "Ew! Dude! Seriously! Do you even know what that is?" the unlucky and sticky Irken shouted, his face twisted into a grimace.
"I finally found them!" the more joyous Irken exclaimed between mouthfuls.
"Found what?" Red groaned, picking off pieces of the gunk and shaking it off his talon as best he could.
"The doughnuts." The lavender Tallest pointed out. The maroon Irken's skin went a lighter shade of green, and he soon added to the disgusting smells on the Massive's bridge.
A/N: I just noticed that Purple is the one being stupid in a lot of these. -_-" Well, he does produce some better material. Red will be stupid. Later. Maybe. I don't know. As always please tell me what you thought of this chapter!