Echo Fright
Disclaimer:"I don't own echo night,or Blacksite:Area 51
Caution:"One of the scenes is based on a skit from MADtv."
Chapter 3:Stupid books and paintings
Richard was laying unconscious inside the secret room. Suddenly,he jarred awake again,hitting his head on the interior of the crawlspace. He moved away from the crawlspace,and spotted his phone. In a flash he grabbed it,stuffed it in his vest pocket,then looked at the book that sent him back in time. He picked it up and started to read it.
Richard:"That rat bastard killed my family,so I must use this stupid Blue stone to stop bla bla bla.."
Richard Threw the book away and crawled back through the hole. He went back to the room the policeman was in.
Policeman:"Your Father was a very strange man."
Richard:"Yeah,yeah,whatever. Will you let me through?"
Policeman:"Your father was a very strange man."
Richard:"Cut that shit out! Let me go!"
The policeman looked around cautiously.
Policeman:"I'm not supposed to tell you this,but your supposed to go back in that room and solve this stupid puzzle,then-"
Richard:"Why is there a red dot on your head?"
The 'red dot' turned out to be a laser pointer from a sniper rifle!
SURPPRESSED BANG!
The policeman's body slumped to the floor with a large bullet hole in his head. Richard panicked.
We'll be right back after this trailer...
Narrator:"Coming to Fanfiction net.."
Three soldiers (Noa,Pierce,and Somers) gather around a bunker
Narrator:"One of the Most thrilling Fanfics of all time.."
Pierce places a C4 charge on it's side.
Narrator:"And this isn't it!"
They all run for cover,but the charge dosen't explode.
Noa:"It didn't explode."
Pierce:"Somers,check it out."
Somers:"I'll do it when I'm ready."
Pierce:"(death stares) Are you ready?"
Somers:"Yeah."
Somers walks over to the charge.
Somers:"Here's the problem,the safety was still (BOOM)ONNNNNNNNNN!."
Noa,Pierce and Somers walk down a hallway and see a bugbait run past them.
Somers:"What the fuck was that?"
Noa:"Not to worry,I have a gun."Pulling out her M92F.
Somers and Pierce just laugh.
Narrator:"From the author who brought you,Daze and Echo Fright.."
Pierce,Grayson and Ambrose stand in front of a Drudge.
Pierce:"It's a demon from hell."
Pierce throws a bottle of holy water at it,with no effect.
Narrator:"Comes an equally terrible fanfic.."
Noa shoots at three bugbaits with no effect.
Noa:"Oh screw this." She tosses away her pistol and grabs an M3 Super,and blows them away.
Narrator:"Cracksite:Diarrhea 51"
now back to the regular program.
Richard went back through that little crawlspace and went down the stairs through the door. He came in this room that contained, a child statue,an adult statue,a chair and a painting of the child statue facing the adult statue.
Richard:"Well,I'm bored."
Richard turned around and found that the door was locked!
Richard:"Who the fuck locked me out?"
A few minutes earlier...
After Richard entered the creepy room,a small blue Allosauraus wearing a strapped diaper (me) ran over to the door and locked it. He giggled a bit,then left.
Now...
Richard:"Well I guess I better find out the meaning of this room."
Richard grabbed the chair that was in front of the Adult statue,moved it to the corner,and sat down. He kept looking around the room,at the random objects. Then after an hour,he solved the puzzle. He picked up the child statue and placed it in front of the adult statue. It rotated to face the adult statue,then exploded.
Richard had black shit all over him,he walked over to the painting.
Richard:"Stupid painting!"
Richard noticed that the left-corner of the painting had peeled off. He pulled off and revealed another painting,of an ocean liner. Before he knew it,Richard's vision turned white again.
Richard:"Motherfucker!"
to be continued...
A/N:Just so you know,I love cartoons that wear diapers,so I made my alter-ego wear one. No more updates until I get some damn reviews!