A/N: I submitted this early because...well...I wanted to. It seems really rushed to me. I know that its short. I'm starting to wonder if any of these oneshots will be long...

Disclaimer: The best Christmas present would be for me to own Invader Zim. But now, I don't.

Chapter 8: Lights

Tallest Purple was stringing colorful lights all around the Massive. Red was sitting in his chair watching his friend.

"You're going to get electrocuted you know." He mumbled.

"I know. It'll be so much fun!" The violet Tallest squealed as he finished putting up the last of the lights. Red rolled his eyes and continued watching his friend run mindlessly around putting up more electrical equipment.

"When was the last time you touched a wire, Pur?" The crimson Irken leader asked. Purple stopped for a second, his face showing apparent deep thought.

"Um...what's wire?" He answered before hovering off to grab some other decorations.

"He's going to get himself killed." Red grumbled before going off to the kitchen to get some more coffee. He came back a few minutes later to see the entire bridge of the Massive covered in lights, tinsel and other things with shades of red and green.

"You like it Red?" Purple asked, wearing a ridiculous red hat with white fur trim and a matching puff ball on the tip of it.

"For the last time Pur, we AREN'T CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS!" The claret Tallest screamed and dropped his coffee. "Great. Now I have to get another one." He grumbled. The lilac Tallest sniffed and slouched off to who knows where.

It was a few hours later and the decorations still hung from every corner of the ship. Red was still sitting on the bridge, with a new cup of coffee. The plum colored Tallest was in one of his moods and was sulking elsewhere. Red smiled at the thought of having the rest of the day to himself, when Purple showed up, a green plug and an extension plug in hand.

"Hey Red! Will you let us celebrate Christmas if I do this?" He exclaimed. He raised a talon in the air.

"No Purple! You'll-" The scarlet Irken leader shouted standing up. His warning was of no use. The periwinkle Tallest placed his talon in the outlet, and there was a flash of sparks followed by a large cloud of smoke. There was a fit of coughing, and Red brushed away the smoke to find his friend lying on the floor. Purple blinked and looked at his co-leader.

"Let's do that again!" He shouted and hovered off to get more electrical equipment. The vermillion Tallest shook his head.

A/N: Please tell me what you thought and Happy Holidays!