Echo Fright

Chapter 6:Richard Mad!

Disclaimer:I don't own Echo Night,Legend of Spyro,Overblood,or Dead Space. I do own Layer. You know what,I don't think your listening to me are you?

Richard was angry. He got off the bed. He noticed his Life Meter was in 'Danger' status so he had no choice but to gulp down one of those nasty curing potions. He reached in his vest pocket and pulled one out. He poured it down his mouth.

Richard:"BLLLLEEEAAAGGGHHH! This one tastes like Overblood!"

He kicked Isaac in the ribs. Isaac woke up.

Isaac:"Hello Richard. Did you enjoy your nap?"

Richard slapped Isaac in the face.

Richard:"Does it look like it? Do you think I could sleep peacefully after getting stabbed in the back by the dude from Chapter 2?"

Richard went over to the save point to save his game. Then he tore it off the wall and threw it at Layer.

Layer:"What is going on?"

Richard slapped her in the face.

Richard:"None of your fucking business!"

Isaac:"What the hell is wrong with you?"

Richard:"I was having the coolest dream,which is from good games,only to wake up here,in a bad game!"

Richard gave Isaac and Layer curing potions to heal them. Then he went into the a joining room and saw a ghost in a chair.

Ghost:"No,I don't know anything about a prescription."

Richard:"Prescription? Like pills?Whatever."

He went over and searched a desk for another damn curing potion. Then he went over to this cabinet and checked it's bottom drawer. It was locked,like everything else in this god damned game!

Richard:" caps mode"

He opened the doors,and suddenly whited out. This time,he found himself inside some kind of science university. He was in the room filled with locked cabinets,and some old dude looking through a microscope.

Old Dude:"Who are you? How did you get in here?"

Richard:"Up your ass."

Old Dude:"Don't touch anything."

Richard immediately knocked over a bunch of test vials and punched a locked cabinet. As if that weren't enough,he was about to open a drawer on the file cabinet when...

Old Dude:"Don't touch that!I'm very busy,please get out!"as he pushed Richard towards the door.

Richard:"Back off,grandpa!"

Richard grabbed the dudes arm,swung him around several times,then threw him through the went back to the file cabinet and opened found a Prescription that administers several Cyanide pills to Sir everything whited out.

Richard was back in that one room. He Showed the Prescription to the ghost.

Richard:"This your creative suicide note gramps?"

Ghost:"That's..Sir Arthur's..UUUUGGGHH" and he rushed out another door.

Richard:"Hey! Wheres my Astral Piece?" as he,Layer,and Isaac rushed out after him.

Out in the hallway,Richard heard this bizarre Nun music. He quickly turned around and saw the creepy ghost lady from chapter 5.

Richard:"Burn in hell,White Witch!"

The trio retreated around the corner. Richard peeked around and saw that she didn't follow them,she just stood there firing demons that couldn't reach him. He quickly noticed a light switch by this door,so he dived towards it and turned it. Nothing happened.

Richard:"Who the hell built this ship? Thomas Andrews Jr?"

Richard and the team entered a movie theater down the hallway.

Isaac:"You call this a movie theater? Wheres the Popcorn Machine?"

Richard slammed the ringer and a ghost came over to the desk.

Ghost:"I'm sorry,we aren't showing any films at the moment."

The ghost left,the gang entered the theater. The Old Ghost was in there

.

Old Ghost:"I killed Sir Arthur..."

Layer:"Perhaps he needs something more."

Isaac:"He needs a hug..."as he tried to hug the ghost.

Isaac:"Whoa.."as he fell through him.

Richard:"Hey I found another claim ticket in this couch."

The gang decided to just leave,and went behind the desk and up a ladder. The ghost was up here.

Ghost:"Where is that boy? He promised to show us that great film."

Richard grabbed a record from a nearby shelf,planning to sell it on ebay. The gang left again and entered the door next to the light switch in the hallway.

They entered a room that had pink walls, a jukebox,and 3 ghosts.

Fat Ghost:"Welcome to Casino Orpheus."

Richard:"Casino? What kind of ship is this!"

Fat Ghost:"Would you like to hear the instructions?X:yes,Circle:no."

Richard:"Why is there an X and a Circle on your dialog box?"

Fat Ghost:"I will give you 5 chips to start with. Use them sparingly."

Layer:"Richard,we should get back to the game."

Richard:"Whatever,by the way,the light switch outside your door is broken."

Fat Ghost:"Oh yes,there is another switch hidden nearby,see if you can find it."

Richard:"What the hell does that mean?"

The gang left,since the fat dude refused to tell them where the switch was. The lights around the theater were lit up.

Richard:"It feels like Disney land's electric light parade."

Isaac:"Hey,this one light is busted. We can't have that."

Isaac went over to that one light and tried to pull it off. It was stuck so he tried twisting it,that's when it turned to the side and the real lights came on. The ghost lady disappeared,leaving a green patch where she stood. A little ghost boy ran out from nowhere.

Boy:"Wheres mommy?I can't hear her singing."

Richard walked over towards the green patch.

Richard:"That must have been the lady from the Exorcist. Oh well,these shoes are cruddy anyway so-"

Richard took a step on the patch and immediately jumped back.

Richard:"Jesus! Does that woman urinate acid?"

Isaac:"That Acid can't harm my suit. I'll go and search for some bleach,and maybe a snack bar."

Isaac stepped through the acid and went around the corner,through a door. Richard and Layer went through another door.

This time they were in a nursery of some sort. The walls were green with cartoons and two walls looked like giant copies of 'Alice in wonderland.'There was also a record player,a ghost woman,a table,and a toy chest in the back Richard hasn't seen yet.

Richard:"But now I do know about it since you just said it out loud."

Me:"Fuck you."

Ghost lady:"Where did my son go?"

Richard:"You mean the kid in the hallway?"

Richard pulled out the record he picked up earlier and put it on the record player.

Richard:"I'd better make sure this works before I sell it."

The record started playing,then the ghost Lady started singing.

Richard:"ARRGH! Lady could you pipe down already!Your not at church!"

Suddenly,the Ghost boy ran in and hugged his mother. They both disappeared,leaving Astral Pieces and a Key shaped like a crown.

Richard:"Now lets check out the chest the Author mentioned."

Me:"..."

Richard went over to the chest. It had a crown shaped keyhole.

Layer:"Richard,use that key you picked up."

Richard:"I have a better Idea."

Richard pulled out an M1014 Shotgun and blew the lid off.

Layer:"Where the hell did you get that?"

Richard:"I don't know. Too many plot holes."

Richard grabbed the film reel that was inside and went over to the record player to retrieve the record.

Richard:"You know what? I'm taking this record player too."

Richard somehow fit the Record player in his Vest pocket and they left.

They went back to the movie theater and showed that worker the film.

Ghost:"That's it! Gimme!"

Richard:"Hang on,what's in it for me?"

Ghost:"I'll give you free seats."

Richard:"Muh,okay."

He gave the ghost the reel and he put it in the projector. He disappeared and dropped an Astral Piece. Richard and Layer returned to the theater to watch the show. They sat down on the middle couch.

The movie opened showing Charlie Chaplin fighting this one guy in the back room of a pawn shop.

Richard:"This bad day just got 5000% better."

Suddenly,it cut to a different scene that's in color. It was in one of the ships hallways. There was a Man and a Woman. The old guy from chapter 2 jumped from a nearby door and stabbed them both.

Richard:"BOO!YOU SUCK!"

Old Ghost:"Sir Williams killed him? Than it wasn't my fault."

The old ghost disappeared,leaving an Astral Piece and a Cabinet Key.

Richard:"Finally. This key should open that cabinet."

The duo went back to the doc's room. They opened the drawer and found a bottle of antidote.

Layer:"This might get rid of that patch out there."

Richard:"Isaac's journey was in vain."

They went out there and poured the antidote on the patch,causing it to evaporate.

Layer:"We should be able to leave now."

Richard:"First,I want to gamble. Before I can do that,I must save my game."

The duo went back into the room Richard woke up in.

Richard:"Damn it,I broke it. Wheres Isaac when you need him?"

Isaac popped his head through the nearby porthole.

Isaac:"Your Escape pod is here."

Layer(excited):"Really?"

Isaac:"No."

Isaac blew a hole into the room with a Thermite.

Isaac:"I got the Bleach,I picked up some bread sticks too."

Isaac took off his Helmet to eat a Bread stick.

Richard:"OH MY GOD!"

Layer:"!"

Isaac:"What?"as he took a bite.

Isaac put his Helmet back on and Richard and Layer calmed down.

Richard:"Will you fix this damn phone already?"

Isaac:"Lickety-split!"

In fast motion,Issac Re-connected the wires and Screwed the box back in the wall. Suddenly,Bob the Builder came in through the hole.

Bob The Builder:"Can we fix it?"

Richard pulled out his M1014.

Richard:"YES,WE FUCKING CAN!" BLAM!

Bob's headless corpse slumped to the ground. Richard saved his game and they all went to the casino.

In the Casino,Richard gave his claim tickets to the Manager,giving him 60 extra chips. There was a Slot Machine and a Roulette table. Richard paid no attention to the Slot Machine and dashed for the Roulette table.

Table Ghost:"Welcome."

Richard:"uh...Hi?"

Table Ghost:"Would you like to play a game?"

Richard:"No shit Sherlock."

In the game,Richard put 9 chips on wheel spun and landed on put 9 more chips on the same place and as it spun again,he watched with hope. It landed on 1.

Richard:"Damn it."

Richard placed 9 more chips on 00.

Layer:"Richard,I don't think this will -"

Richard:"Shut Layer,it's spinning."

It landed on 15.

Richard:"You Jinxed me!"

Richard punched her and placed 9 more chips on landed on 0.

This continued for some time until-

Richard:"I'm out of Chips!"

Layer:"I tried to tell you."

Richard:"My plan isn't over yet."

Richard paused the game and selected 'Load game.' and loaded his last save file. They found themselves back in the room with the hole.

Layer:"Did we just go back in time?"

Richard:"Hell yeah,and I still have my Claim tickets!"

Isaac:"Wow,How did you know it would work?"

Richard:"The author showed me."

Layer:"You mean the little blue thing?"

Isaac:"Be careful,He's listening."

The gang went back to the Casino and Richard kept betting 9 on and Again,he lost. So again and again he kept re-loading his game.

Isaac was almost passed out on the floor. Layer was passed out.

Isaac:"When is it going to end?"

Richard:"Hey guys,I won!"

Layer and Isaac both perked up.

Richard:"I got 324 chips!"

Fat Ghost:"Well,you've got a lot of chips. Would you like to try our special?"

Richard:"Sure,I just got to save my game first."

Fat Ghost:"I'm afraid you can't do that,the game says so."

Richard:"Fuck!"

Richard went over to this Ghost lady at a Card table.

Ghost Lady:"This better not be a Waste of time. The game is Black Jack,If you double your chips,you win."

Richard:"Bring it on bitch!"

Seeing that this chapter never seems to end,I just made Richard bet all his chips and got an Ace and Jack,thus winning.

Ghost Lady:"I haven't played a game that good in a long time."

The 3 Ghosts faded away,leaving Astral Pieces.

Richard:"Now we can leave."

Isaac:"Good thing I have this Bleach."

Layer:"We got rid of the Patch already."

Issac:"AWwwww."

To be continued...

A/N:Sorry this was so long. I might have to do an Overblood parody too. I'm going to try to finish this Parody first,so I can start some new stories. Remember..

SURPREMISTS SUCK!