A/ N: I had a reeeeealy long discussion about the Massive with my friend. I don't even know how it started. But we tried imagining how massive the Massive is. It's pretty massive. That's how this oneshot arose.
Disclaimer: You know the drill.
It was another boring day on the Massive. Both Tallest were on the brink of sleep, when suddenly, Red had an amazing idea.
"I'm gonna run around the Massive, K?" he stated before standing.
"Ok. You go do that." Purple sighed before staring at the nothingness in front of him. The crimson Tallest smirked before moving himself the tiniest bit forward.
"I'm back." He announced causing his violet friend to sit up in his chair.
"WHAT? That was only like…" Purple paused before counting on his fingers. "One second!" He finished, holding up both his fingers.
"Yes. Now how long does it take you?" the scarlet Irken challenged. The lavender Tallest squinted his eyes and stood.
"Seven seconds." Red face-palmed.
"Purple, seven is more than one."
"Oh. Then it'll take me…a HALF a second."
"Fine. I'll time you." The vermillion Tallest suggested before his friend took off, attempting to circle the entire ship in a half a second.
Much, much later, Purple returned, panting.
"How…long…was…that?" He heaved. Red glanced at the invisible watch on his wrist.
"Um…about…seven and a half hours." He responded.
"HA! I told you I could beat you." The lilac Tallest yelled while fist-pumping the air.
"Purple, I already told you…never mind."
A/N: For those who didn't understand Red's stunt, it's similar to the "I'm gonna run around the world!" thing. Yeah, that one. Also, I've written another story. It's like this, except only with Purple. It's kind of awesome. Feel free to take a look at it. As always, please tell me what you thought of this chapter!