Echo Fright

by Leon XIII

Can Richard Osmond solve the mystery of the Orpheus and find his missing father? Probably not.Parody of Echo Night.Rated M to be safe contains bad jokes,violence and poor Plot techniques.

9. Chapter 8:Slow chase scene

Echo Fright

Warning:I just looked over some of my past chapters and found that they are missing some words!Apparantly,Fanfiction net must only support one type of lettering,I will try to correct this problem by writing in that format.

Chapter 8:The very slow chase scene

Disclaimer:I don't own Echo Night,Legend of Spyro,Dead Space,Legend of Zelda,Clock Tower,Secret of NIMH,Dino Crisis,Overblood,Star Wars.I do own Layer.

Before he resumed his Tablet hunting quest,Richard had to make a quick stop at a Sun Carving to drop off those Astral Pieces he's been carrying around.

Isaac:"AAAAAHHHHH,WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"

Richard:"Just some freaky,Black Alien who can see through this book."

Richard went over to the medium,gave him his large collection of Spirt thingies,and got a crapload of Holy Waters.

Medium:"If you get me all the Astral Pieces,you'll get Access to 2 different endings."

Richard:"I bet the're crappy Endings."

The gang left and went through a door near the dining found themselves in a room with stairs,double doors with four slots,and a toy crow.

The weird nun music from Chaper 6 started playing again.

Richard:"That Music,you know what that means?"

Isaac:"Yes,it's time to dance!"

Richard:"No,You fucking Retard! It's the ghost Ladie's Theme,it follows her wherever she goes!"

Layer started going up the stairs,only to be knocked down by one of the Ghost Ladies ghost things.

Layer:"Richard,I can't see!"

Richard:"This will help."

Richard splashed some Holy Water in her eyes,burning through them like fell back screaming.

Richard:"Isaac,you distract her while I run for the light switch!"

Isaac:"Righty-o!"

Richard however tripped over Layer,and a Gear flew out of his vest pocket and landed inside the toy Crow started cawing,which caused the ghost lady to stare at it like a complete seized this opportunity to run and turn the light switch.

Richard:"I don't remember picking that gear up."

Isaac grabbed Layer as he and Richard continued through the ship. Richard came across another save with his abilities,he simply ignored it. They went through the men's locker room(which Layer greatly protested) and they came to a swimming pool.

Richard:"A Pool!" as he tore off his clothes and jumped in.

Layer:"Richard,we don't have time for this."

Richard:"Yes we do,this isn't Majora's Mask."

Richard got out and put his clothes on.

Richard:"You nag me as much as that Farmer dude who wanted me to exterminate his rats."

Flashback...

Richard was a pest exterminator,who wore a grey jumpsuit and drove a green got out and met the farmer,who was standing in front of his house.

Richard:"Are you ?"

Man:"It's Fitzgibbon!"

Richard:"Whatever,wheres your rodent problem?"

:"Under that there rose bush."

Richard went over and kneeled down in front of the bush.

:"Them rats have been causing trouble ever since they came here. They've been stealing my electricity and disabled my Tractor."

Richard:"Rats are far too retarded to disable tractors,though they are capable of that other thing. Most likley,it was a Shrew who Sabotaged it."

:"I was thinking a Bulldozer would be the best way."

Richard:"Bulldozers are for civilized way is to cut off their electricity,or raise their bill."

:"But I want them dead!"

Richard:"Then theres only one solution..."

Richard opened the back of his truck and pulled out an M-67 grenade.

Richard:"I'll blast them out!"

Richard pulled out the pin and dropped it through an opening on the bush.

Richard:"In a matter of seconds,those little bastards will be dead."

But then,something threw the grenade back out the opening and into the kitchen window of the after that,the grenade exploded,killing the Farmer's wife.

Richard:"So...uh...you have crows around here?"

:"YOU FUCKING KILLED MY WIFE!"

Richard:"Look,a communist!"

looked the direction Richard was pointing and Richard ran away.

End Flashback

The trio wandered out to the deck.

Layer:"I never thought you would have the guts to kill something."

Richard:"Hey look! That ghost boy from chapter 5!"

The little ghost boy was reading a book by the wall.

Ghost boy:"One time,the moon was like red with the blood of-"

Richard:"Whoa! Whats this?" Richard held up a giant glass eyeball that was laying next to the ghost boy.

Ghost boy:"Place that under it's light,and it's secret will be revealed."

Isaac:"What the hell does that mean?"

The gang took a ladder below the deck.

Richard opened the door to the pump room and saw the ghost lady inside,he quickly slammed it shut.

Layer:"What was in there?"

Richard:"The She-Devil."

They went into the opposite room and saw a ghost woman,standing next to this mechanical parrot.

Ghost Woman:"It stopped working,what will I do?"

Richard:"Okay,what's your Problem? Like I care."

As Richard walked near her,she moved to another part of the room.

Richard:"Look Lady,I can't help you if you don't tell me-"

She moved again.

Richard:"You know what? Fuck you!"

Layer:"Richard,I believe she was refering to this device."standing next to the parrot.

Richard:"Whats with this ships obsession with mechanical birds?"

Isaac looked inside it.

Isaac:"It looks like it's missing a gear."

Richard:"Damn it,I left that one in that stupid crow."

Layer:"Well go it."

Richard:"Fine."

Richard walked all the way back to the crow,punched it,took the gear and put it in the squaked.

Ghost woman:"It's fixed!Thank heaven."

Richard got another Astral Piece.

Isaac:"Hey,theres something in this drawer."

Parrot:"Do you want it?Do you want it?"

Isaac:"AAAAAAHHHHHH,A DEMON DOLL!"

Parrot:"Go find find it."

Everything whited out.

Richard and his buddies found themselves in some spooky old graveyard.

Isaac:"Whoa,I feel like I'm in Stephen King's mind."

Richard wandered into a nearby shack and saw a short dude.

Short dude:"How did you get here? You best be leaving,something bad might he he.

Richard:"What the hell does that mean?"

Richard left, was examining these tombstones.

Layer:"I believe these are part of another puzzle."

Isaac:"Hey,lets get locked behind this one gate."

The gang did go and get locked behind a gate near another ,they heard footsteps.

Richard:"Oh my god. Someones coming!"

Isaac:"What are we gonna do?"

Richard:"Hey,these stones must be a puzzle to a Shield Generator!"

Isaac:"I got a better Idea!"

Isaac used his Kinesis Module to pick up the Tombstone,which was covering a gang jumpped in.

They were now in some kind of catacomb.

Isaac:"Ugh,This reminds me of Hidden Invasion,BLEAGH."

Isaac puked inside his helmet.

Richard:"Well...I guess we'll just wander around down here."

The group wandered around for a few minutes until...

?:"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!"

Richard:"Damn,that almost blew my ear drums."

A little red-head teenage girl in a school uniform ran over to Richard and hugged him.

Girl:"Please,you have to help me!"

Richard:"Why?"

A big guy with a Sledge Hammer jumped out from a corner.

Girl:"That's why!"

Without thinking,Richard threw one of his holy waters at the beast. The water burst into flames,setting the guy ablaze. He collapsed to the ground,dead.

Layer:"Well done Richard,how did you know it would work?"

Richard:"I didn't,I'm on happy pills."

Girl:"Oh my God,you saved me!"

Richard:"And who might you be?"

Girl:"I'm Alyessa."

Richard:"Hey,you want to wander around with us?"

Alyessa:"Sure."

Richard was thinking dirty thoughts about Alyessa.

Anyway they continued through the catacombs until they ran into this old dude.

Richard:"Aren't you the kook from Chapter 2?"

Old Dude:"uhhhhh...no?"

Richard:"oh,okay."

Old Dude:"I can lead you out of here."

Isaac:"Sweet."

Isaac jogged along down the catacombs.

Isaac:"Hey,theres a gate blocking our path."

Old Dude:"I can open it."

The Old Dude place a tablet on the wall panel and pushed the button. Richard vaguely remembered something about tablets. They continued towards a dead end,with a dead woman.

Richard:"I guess that was inevitable."

Layer:"Should we at least check her wallet?"

Richard:"Why?"

Alyessa:"Crap,there might be some 're likely to get killed ourselves so we might as well rob her ass."

Isaac:"I want her panties."

Richard:"I want her jewelery."

Alyessa:"I want her credit cards."

The trio tore off the womans clothes,searching for her profits.

Alyessa:"I got a Platinum American Express."

Richard:"I got her Pendant."

Isaac pressed the womans underwear against his helmet.

Old Dude:"I'm sorry to ruin this moment,but I must claim your souls!"

Isaac:"Richard,do something!"

Richard:"Why do I have to do everything?"

Isaac:"Because your the primary character."

Richard pulled out that broken Stone.

Richard:"HA HA,be gone evil demon!"

The old dude was still walking towards him.

Richard pulled out a Nutri-Grain bar. The Old Man stopped and tilted his head in confusion.

Richard:"With Nutri-Grain,I can make more healthier choices,like this!" as he Kicked the Old Dude in the groin.

The Old Dude hunched over in pain. The gang ran past him,Except for Richard who walked past him.

Layer:"Richard,hurry up!"

Richard:"I can't,I have a Running Disorder."

The Old Dude Recovered quickly,he was chasing Richard. But He was walking even slower them him!

Old Dude:"I'll teach you kids,once I catch you!"

Richard:"Ha Ha."

The gang came to another gate.

Layer:"We need that Tablet."

Isaac:"I'll grab it,I'm used to running under pressure."

Isaac quickly dashed past grandpa,who turned around to chase him. But Isaac just dashed past him again with the Tablet.

As if that weren't enough,Isaac used his Stasis Module on the Old Dude,causing him to go even slower!

Isaac:"I got the Tablet."

Richard:"Good,lets use it."

Richard used it and the gang continued past the soon came to another gate with writing on the switch.

Richard:"Forwards backwards,Backwards forwards? Fuck it. I don't have time for this."

Richard smashed Isaac's face against the switch and it opened.

Isaac:"Why the hell did you do that?"

Richard:"Because I'm the primary character."

They eventually came to a ladder and everything whited out.

The gang found themselves back in the room with the mechanical Parrot.

Richard:"I never want to see another robotic bird as long as I live."

The gang left that room and Richard went into the room with the Ghost threw the pendant at her.

Ghost Lady:"My darling,I remember now."

She faded others came in.

Layer:"That must drain the water from the pool."

Richard:"The instructions are too sloppy to read."

Isaac:"I operated one of these back on the Ozymandias,let me have a go."

Isaac went over to the pump and pushed the button,pulled the lever,turned the small valve and turned the large machine did nothing.

Isaac:"You little son of a bitch!"

Isaac taped a Thermite to the pump and then taped a Shock Pad to the then turned on the Shock Pad.

Isaac:"TAKE COVER!"

He pushed all his buddies outside the room.

Layer:"Isaac,all that's going to do is melt the-"

*******BOOM*******!

Layer:"You've got to be shitting me."

The entire pump room lay in ruins.

Alyessa:"Does this mean we can still swim?"

Richard:"Hell yeah!"

Richard walked back to the pool room and jumpped in,to an empty pit slamming his face on concrete.

Richard:"Where's all the water?"

Meanwhile,in a different game...

Raz Karcy and Milly Azray were wading through this high water in some kind of sewer,they were coming to an opening in the ceiling.

Raz:"Wait what's that?"

There was an immense rumbling noise,which was accompanied by a large wave of water rushing DIRECTLY TOWARDS THE DUO!

Raz:"Milly,stay with-"

Before he could finish,the wave caught both of them and slammed them against the wall,screaming until they died.

Back on the Orpheus...

Richard:"Did you just hear screaming?"

Layer:"Will you please just use that Glass Eye?"

Richard placed the eye on the pedestal,which completed a painting of a fish. Suddenly,the moon glowed red,and an image appeared above the eye.

Isaac:"It's not an eye,It's a Holocron!"

The Ghost boy appeared.

Ghost Boy:"I learned about the 2 stones in that book,only it holds the secrets."

Everything whited out.

Richard found himself in some kind of started walking into the bookroom,until the desk clerk stopped him.

Desk Clerk:"Can't you read? We're home."

She continued typing on her typewriter.

CRASH!

Until Richard grabbed it and smashed it over her head. Richard continued into the Library and saw 2 cleaners.

Cleaner:"Who are you? Oh well,if you got past the Clerk,I guess your allowed here. Just don't interfere with our jobs."

Richard noticed this dark purple book in the box below the Cleaner,it was very different from all the other placeholder books. He tried to grab it.

Cleaner:"Hey,I thought I said-"

Richard:"Your pissing me off!"

Richard grabbed the Cleaner by the neck and threw him behind this bookshelf with the other Cleaner.

SMASH!

He shoved the book shelf onto them,crushing their weak skulls. He simply took the book(hey,that Rhymes)and everything whited out.

Richard:"Hey guys,I got the book."

Isaac:"Story time!"

Richard(From the book):"The Red Stone is supposed to Pimp your life by Capping Blue Stone does the exact opposite,which means it ruins your life by healing asses.2 rules.1,don't overuse the Red Stone or it will cause you to go insane.2,don't combine the 2 stones or the location your at will rise to heaven in 99 End."

...

Richard:"Well,that was...long."

Isaac:"We should probably start looking for the other Tablets."

Richard:"Good Idea,I'm bored of this place anyway."

On the way back to the dining room,they passed the save point.

Layer:"Shouldn't you save your game?"

Richard:"Saving's for Silent Hill players."

End

A/N:Sorry It took so long,I guess I'm getting lazy.I really hope you can read this.R&R.