A/N: Kudos to anyone who gets the reference in the title. Disclaimer time!
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Tallest Red sat in his room, which was now sound-proof thanks to his latest performance of "Fireflies." His antenna twitched in impatience. There was. Nothing. To. Do. He stood up and hovered around the room. There was a knock at the door, and the crimson Tallest rushed to open it. Behind the doorway was Purple.
"Holy terrifying objects Batman! I mean Red. There is something really freaky on this ship." He exclaimed rushing into his friend's room and slamming the door behind him. Red raised an unseen eyebrow.
"Zim called again, didn't he?" He asked.
"Well, yeah, he did. But there's something even scarier." The violet Tallest explained.
"Even scarier than Zim?" Purple nodded. "Wow." The scarlet Irken lowered his eyelids. "Wait...it's a spider, isn't it?"
"No! It's not! And spiders are really scary."
"No they aren't. You're just a wuss."
"SHUT UP! Now you wanna know what's scary or not?"
"Sure. Whatever." Purple motioned for his friend to follow him. They circled around the ship for about a half an hour before the violet Irken suddenly stopped.
"OH MY-!" Red exclaimed.
"IT'S SO SCARY RIGHT?"
"Purple, that's you."
"I'm not talking about the mirror. I'm referring to THAT." He pointed to a small shelf with various objects on it. One object in particular was extremely terrifying. There was a long period of silence.
"W-why do we even have that?" Red stuttered.
"I have no idea. I don't even know how it got there. But the longer I stare at it, the scarier it gets." Purple whispered. The cymbal bearing-monkey on the shelf stared back at the Tallest with it's bulging eyes. The two Irkens whimpered and then rushed out screaming.
A/N: Horrible ending... You guys get two chapters today! Yay!~