Echo Fright
Chapter 11:Look into my Crystal Ball(s)
Disclaimer:I do not own Echo Night,Singularity,Fable 3,Alan Wake,Legend of Spyro,Saint's Row,Clock Tower,or Dead space. I do own Layer and Teare.
After killing the Animal Mechanicals,The team wound around the ship and back into the upper kitchen.
Ghost:"They are safe,I can finally rest."
The ghost faded away,leaving an Astral Piece and Tablet.
Richard:"He was holding out on us too! Whats wrong with everyone?"
They went back into the dining room and found that sir Arthur and his wife were gone.
Isaac:"They probably had an escape pod,they were just screwing with us."
Richard:"Damn it!"
They went back to the room with the stupid crow. Arthur and Hilda were in there.
Arthur:"Only 1 tablet remains."
There were 4 indentations on the walls around the double doors. Richard placed the tablets on them and turned the knob,it was still locked.
Richard:"Didn't work. Okay,Layer,burn a hole through it!"
Arthur:"Actually,the tablets are in the wrong-"
Richard:"Wait,I have a better idea!"
Richard whipped out his M1014 and shot the hinges off. Then the doors fell to the ground.
Arthur:"Never mind. We're outta here."
Arthur and Hilda faded away,leaving Astral Pieces. The next room was a hallway with 4 doors and a pair of double doors.
Richard:"The old bastard must be through that pair of double doors. I'm gonna murder that Fucker!"
Richard ran for the doors,but when he tried to open them,the ghost king re-appeared.
Richard:"Stay out of this Moses!"
The gang retreated to the back left room. The walls were decorated to look like a forest. There was another ghost there.
Ghost:"I believe you already met my sister Crea. William Rockwell,my grandfather,had her killed."
Richard:"Ha,I can hold you hostage to draw him out of hiding!"
Ghost:"To get into her room you must solve an easy puzzle. Give this to my brother to get a clue."
She gave Richard a photo.
Ghost:"Come back here after the soul of my grandfather is freed."
The gang left again and entered the top left room. There was a Curing potion in there,but not much else. Then they entered the top right room. There was another ghost in there.
Ghost:"Ahhh,my father was a murdering swine. I wish I was that lethal."
Richard,without any second thought,gave the photo to him.
Ghost:"Did my sister give this to you?"
Richard(thinking):"How many children does that old bastard have? Is he a Roman Catholic?"
Ghost:"Anyway,to get into my other sisters room,the dial has to be set on the bird. Ta Ta."
Richard:"Wait,how many siblings do you have?"
Ghost:"98."
He faded away,leaving another Astral Piece. The gang tried to enter the bottom right room,but it was locked.
Alyessa:"This must be Crea's Room."
Layer:"We have to find that dial."
Richard blew this door off it's hinges and shot the lock. It fell to the ground.
The room was decorated to look like the sky. There were 3 pictures in there. One had a man giving his young daughter a joint. Another showed his daughter stealing his wallet while he was passed out. The third looked like the kings bedroom from a previous chapter.
Everything whited out.
The gang found themselves in that very room. 2 people were making out on the bed. Richard started recording them with his phone.
Richard:"This will be sweet on youtube."
The couple notices them.
Man:"How dare you trespass in the King of Albion's chambers!"
Isaac:"Whoops,we're in the wrong game. Sorry."
Everything whited out again.
This time,they were in the correct kings chambers.
Richard:"Why don't we just hang here? This looks like a nice place to live."
Isaac:"I don't know. I'm allergic to rats."
Richard wallked over to the kings corpse and saw he was carrying a Cameo,which he took.
Richard:"This will be worth a lot on-"
Layer,Isaac,Alyessa:"EBAY!"
Everything whited out again.
They were back in the sky room. They went back into the hallway,when the king's ghost appeared! They ran for the exit,but the king used his TK power to pull them. Richard grabbed hold of the door knob while the other grabbed hold of him. The were stretched like a line. Suddenly,the Cameo fell out of Richard's vest pocket and flew into the kings hands.
King:" Elizabeth,how could I forget you?"
The team fell to the ground and the Ghost disappeared. Richard stormed up to the double doors,M1014 drawn. He kicked open the doors and saw an old man in a chair next to a small table.
William:"You've finally found-"
The old fool fell back as Richard fired several shot from his M1014.
Richard:"Save your breath for the devil Will!"
William:"Your father has been taken by the demon!"
Richard:"Like hell he has!"
William:"The only way to stop the red stone is with the blue one,But it must be complete."
Richard:"Then hand it over,Washington!"
William:"My granddaughter is the one who carried it. See for yourself."
Will held up a crystal ball over the chair. Richard gazed into it.
Crea ran into this cabin. She was covered in blood and held a Glock 17.
Crea:"Damn,those bounty hunters are everywhere! I just took out 9 of them! Better reload my gun."
She grabbed a clip that was laying on the table and slid it into her glock.
Crea:"I have to run through a 'Forgive and Forget' booth."
Suddenly,a guy with a knife came in.
Guy:"Hey there purrty lady. How's about you hand over that stone?"
He backed Crea up against the wall.
Guy:"Yer granddaddy offered me 1000 buckaroos if I got him that stone,even if I had to kill his Grandlassie."
Crea shot the guy several times with her gun.
Guy:"JESUS! Was that really necessary?"
Crea:"he he. Pistol beats Knife."
Suddenly the cabin started shaking. A dresser fell on the guy and Crea blacked out. A few minutes later she woke up. Her gun was laying next to the guy's upper half(which stuck out from beyond the dresser that crushed him,ya get me?). She gave a Raspberry to the guy and started limping towards the door. The guy grabbed her gun and shot her in the back.
Guy:"Hah hah."
Then he died.
Richard:"What the fuck was that?"
William:"You have the power to change the past (cough)."
Richard:"That's right,I do have the power to Manipulate time!"
He raised his arm,which now had the Time Manipulation Device on it,and created a rift on the Crystal Ball.
William:"I could have just sent you there telepathically."
Richard:"Come on guys,lets save that unattractive women!"
They jumped through the rift and landed in the cabin.
A few minutes later...
Crea ran into the cabin and couldn't believe what she saw.
Layer and Teare were making out on her bed,Isaac was shifting through her dresser,Richard loaded her bullets into his Beretta 92F,and Alyessa was playing her PSX(with a game much more enjoyable than this one).
Crea:"Who the hell are-Oh,It's you freaks again. I got the other half of the stone."
Richard:"Perfect,I'll be rich after I sell it."
Isaac:"We're here to save you from that bounty hunter."
Isaac pressed her undergarments against his helmet.
Crea:"What bounty hunter?"
The guy walked in.
Richard:"That one."
Guy:"Hi,I'm Carl Stucky."
Isaac:"Why the hell did you say that?"
Guy:"It got a big laugh for the player in Alan Wake. Anyway,I see you got some of yer friends over for yer book club."
He backed Crea,Richard,and Isaac against the wall. Layer and Teare were still making out.
Guy:"Yer Granddaddy offered me 1000 buckaroos if I got him that stone-"
Richard shot the guy in the knee caps before he could finish.
Guy:"MOSES! Really? The Damn KNEECAPS?"
Suddenly,the cabin started to shake again.
Layer:"Teare,take it easy!"
The dresser fell on the guy,and all of Crea's underwear fell out on him too. The gang (Except Layer and Teare,who were now having sexual intercourse) blacked out. Minutes later,they woke up,with Crea's gun by the guy,who had a Bra on his head. Crea blew a Raspberry at the guy,Richard flicked him off,Isaac cussed him out,and Alyessa lifted her shirt to him(?).
The Guy tried to shoot Crea in the back,but there was no ammo.
Guy:"Damn,this was the only time I've seen a woman's underwear off the woman."
Then he died.
Crea:"Lets get out of here before more show up."
The team,minus Layer and Teare,left through the back door. There was another guy out there with a Thompson!
Guy2:"This thing has a fifty round drum,I can kill all of ya in a second!"
The gang threw their hands up.
Richard(thinking):"Layer and Teare picked a crappy time to have sex."
Guy2:"Hand over the stone."
Crea:"I will if you let the others go."
Guy2:"M,kay."
Crea walked over to him and was about to give him the stone,but he grabbed her by the hand and used her as a human shield.
Guy2:"Sorry,no witnesses."
Crea:"Leave them alone!"
Richard pulled out his Beretta 92F and took a shot at the guy's head,but it went through Crea's neck and his heart.
Richard:"...We can get her surgery."
They both fell off the cliff.
Richard:"Or not."
Crea dropped the other half of the stone. Richard took it and it magically reunited with his half.
Everything whited out.
The gang was back in Williams room. Layer and Teare were back too.
Layer:"awwww,I wanted more."
Williams was dead,Richard walked over to him.
Richard:"Damn it,I wanted to kill you!"
Richard blew the dead man's head off with his M1014. He grabbed a key on the table.
Isaac:"I wonder what door this key goes to?"
Richard:"The Generator Room's."
Isaac:"How do you know?"
Richard:"It says so on the Inventory menu."
Isaac:"Oh, good enough for me."
Before they went to the generator room ,they stopped by that woman's room.
Ghost:"My grandfather is free. Now I can collect his inheritance."
She faded away,leaving the last Astral Piece.
Richard:"Lets blow."
To be continued.
A/N:It's almost over,consider this a Christmas present.2 more chapters to PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! I DESPARTLY CRAVE THEM! Remember that-
SUPREMACISTS SUCK!