Mordecai couldn't fathom what Margaret saw in Travis, I mean Travis made Mordecai and Rigby's lives hell but more so Mordecai.

"What the hell could she see in that jerk?"Mordecai thought to himself as he laid his head on a pillow

Mordecai began to drift into sleep but the haunting memories of Junior High lurked around in his head;

[JUNIOR HIGH]

The year was 2000 and Mordecai and Rigby were in Junior High, to them there was nothing like it! Only thing was Mordecai didn't meet Margaret until High School. The one person who made his and Rigby's lives trouble was Travis, he was always surrounded by his cronies who pretty much follow his every lead and participate in the making of Mordecai and Rigby's lives hell! One day Mordecai and Rigby were hanging at the bus stop waiting for the bus when...trouble;

"Oh no...Travis" Mordecai dreadfully thought to himself

Rigby just stood there looking at Travis and his cohorts

"What are you looking at bonehead?" exclaimed Travis to Rigby

"Uh...nothing!" said Rigby nervously

"Hey Mordecai, you got my homework ready?" asked Travis

"Um...well...no" said Mordecai nervously

Travis was a little pissed off and he grabbed Mordecai by the neck

"Well...I figure since it's not due till Wednesday..." but he got cut off by Travis

"Hello? Hello? Anybody home?" asked Travis as he knocked on the top of Mordecai's head as if he were knocking on a door

"Think Mordecai, think, now if I hand in my homework in your handwriting I'll get thrown outta school and you wouldn't want that to happen right?" exclaimed Travis

Mordecai was kinda silent as if to say "OH HECK YES!"

"RIGHT?" exclaimed Travis getting cross

"Right...I'll have the homework at your place by Saturday" said Mordecai in disappointment

"Hey not too early I sleep in Saturday, oh hey Mordecai your shoe's untied" said Travis as he pointed down

Mordecai looked down and Travis smacked him in the cheek

"Don't be so gullible Mordecai, we don't even wear shoes bonehead!" laughed Travis

Travis' cronies laughed along too as they all walked off and for some strange reason as they were walking they began to sing "Mambo Number 5" (that song by Lou Bega)

"Man Mordecai, that Travis is such a jerk" said Rigby

"Yeah bro I know, I hope my life gets better than this" said Mordecai as he rubbed the top of his head as it was sore due to the whole Travis knocking on his head.

[BACK TO THE PRESENT]

"I gotta talk to Margaret about this!" exclaimed Mordecai to himself but first he had to talk to Skips about his problem as Skips was a great friend and would always look out for both Mordecai and Rigby.

[MEANWHILE]

Rigby had been standing on line for a good three and a half hours now and he had to pee so badly, it was like his bladder was at critical mass and it felt like it would burst any minute. Also to add insult to injury...Muscle Man was the first to get a Gamestation 6 and he walked out of the store screaming in triumph;

"HEY LADIES GUESS WHO GOT A GAMESTATION 6? WHOOOOOO! YOU KNOW WHO WOULD LOVE THIS ESPECIALLY? MY MOM!" exclaimed Muscle Man at the top of his lungs as he high fived High Five Ghost.

"Lucky son of a gun" Rigby thought to himself

Rigby's woes continued as he fidgeted around like crazy because he had to pee real badly but he wasn't giving up his spot on line...even though the line was moving at a snail's pace.

[BACK AT THE PARK]

Mordecai was visiting Skips about his problem with Travis and figured he could help. Skips was lifting weights when he noticed Mordecai enter the room;

"Hey Skips" said Mordecai upset

"What's wrong Mordecai?" asked Skips

"Well...it's just that, well...this girl I like is dating the guy who gave me crap in Junior High" replied Mordecai

"Wow, that's rough" said Skips

"Yeah and what sucks worse is that he hasn't changed a bit in the past decade, and to add insult to injury he's telling me that he doesn't want to see me and Rigby in the coffee shop" said a worried Mordecai

"OK, now that's bullying and bullies piss me off! Now why don't we go to the coffee shop and I'll talk to him and I can guarantee after a chat with me he'll leave you alone" said Skips confidently

"Thanks Skips, I knew I could count on you" said Mordecai smiling

Mordecai and Skips left the park to head across the street to the coffee shop, and when they got there it was pretty busy. Margaret was busy cleaning tables and taking others orders as it was a pretty busy day, Mordecai scanned the area and Travis was nowhere to be found;

"Dang he's not here!" said Mordecai in dismay

"You know what I'm willing to bet?" asked Skips

"What?" replied Mordecai

"That he was on his way here to make sure you weren't, then he saw you come in with me and he ran home like a little girl!" chuckled Skips

"You know what? You're probably right! Thanks Skips" exclaimed Mordecai

"Glad to be of service" replied Skips as he headed out the door

Only problem was...Skips was dead wrong! Mordecai didn't know it but his day was about to go from bad to worse. Because guess who walked in the door along with his cronies from school? Come on guess! Oh come on and guess! Fine you spoilsport! It was Travis and his cronies, and he instantly noticed Mordecai sitting at a table waiting for Margaret and Travis was cross;

"Hey Mordecai, I thought I told you never to come in here!" exclaimed Travis

"Aw damn!" Mordecai thought to himself

(A/N) There's chapter 2 I hope ya enjoyed! So what do you think is to become of Mordecai? Will he and Travis do battle? Will Rigby's bladder hold? ALL WE BE REVEALED IN LATER CHAPTERS!