Echo Fright
Chapter 13:Extra crap
Disclaimer:I do not own Echo Night,Dead Space,Legend of Spyro,Clock tower,Silent Hill,Klonoa,Fatal Frame,Resident Evil,Oz,or Overblood. I do own Layer,Teare and Parker. Diary of Jane is property of Breaking Benjamin. This is the Last Time I'm telling you.
Alternate Ending #1
Suppose Richard and the gang were too retarded to obtain all the Astral Pieces. After the scene in the blue room with Crea,Someone kicked Richard in the head.
Richard:"What the fuck?"
Richard opened his eyes,He was in his dads bedroom from the beginning of the game. The officer stood over him.
Officer:"It's getting Late.(BEEP)"
Richard:"You got shot! I was in this crazy ghost ship and my dad was possessed by this stone! And why did you beep?"
Officer:"Your father was a very strange m-m-man."
Richard:"What the hell is wrong with you?"
The officer left,Richard got up. He turned to the clock and threw it out of the way,the crawlspace in the wall was gone. He spied his Cell phone on the bed,which he took.
Richard:"Well,I got my phone back,so eat me."
He left the house and walked over to the policeman's car,which was still wrapped around the tree.
Officer:"D-Don't l-l-l-look s-s-so d-d-depressed. Y-You're d-d-dad might j-j-just s-s-s-show u-u-up o-one d-d-day,r-r-right?"
The officer's face plate fell off,revealing the circuitry behind it.
Richard:"Whatever,at least I can sell his house."
Officer:"T-T-This p-p-piece of s-s-shit w-won't s-s-s-start. G-Grab the t-t-tools in t-the back will y-y-ye?"
Richard walked to the trunk and opened it,The Red stone was sitting there.(DUN DUN DUN!)
For a second,Richard wondered where he saw that before,but he forgot all about it when he spied a porn mag laying next to it. He began reading it as the Officer's head exploded from an overload.
Alternate Ending #2
Medium:"Here,take it with you."
Richard:"Oooo,Shiny!"
He picked up the Red stone and then did the part with Crea and all that shit so I'm gonna skip past that. When he woke up at his dad's house,he went into the main room with the officer.
Officer:"W-W-Well,w-w-w-what t-t-the h-hell. L-L-Lets b-b-blow,R-R-Richie."
When the officer turned around,Richard pulled out the Red stone and stabbed him in the back 17 times.
Officer:"W-what t-the hell?"
Richard:"MY NAME IS RICHARD!"
The Officer fell to the ground,Oil was sprayed all over the stone and floor.
Richard:"Damn it! That Stain will never come out!"
Raz:"Which is why you need Raz Karcy's Shazam!"
Raz appeared,holding a spray bottle.
Richard:"Sha what?"
Raz:"Shazam! Its powerful enough to kill even the toughest stains!"
Raz sprayed some of the solution of the floor and wiped it with a rag.
Raz:"In 10 seconds,your floor will be spotlessly clean!"
Richard:"Then why is the stain still there?"
Raz:"Uhhh,Maybe it needs some more."
He sprayed some more on the floor,which burnt a hole through it,leaving a massive hole.
Raz:"Don't worry,I also sell a miracle plaster which can repair any hole!"
Richard stabbed Raz in the neck and sliced out of it.
Richard:"In case you folks are wondering,I wished to be in a much better game than this,like that will happen."
Alternate Ending #3
Suppose Richard didn't make it off the ship within 99 seconds,the police filed this report.
At the night of an unknown date,some random guy's house caught fire. One of the officers took the son there to look for any belongings,though our primary objective was to loot the place like hell. While looking around,the son vanished. One man suggested that he was teleported into the painting of the ship we found in the basement,worth 1,000 dollars. That man has been fired for at least a decade. We are now investigating the current whereabouts of Leon XIII,a parody writer who went into hiding after killing several fellow Authors for bad reviews.
Game Over
Richard was in the storage room,getting slammed against the walls by the ghost girl. His health meter hit Zero and he died.
Back at the house...
The officer was looking at the painting he found in the crawlspace.
Officer:"Looks like I struck gold today,God knows how much this is. What the?"
Richard's corpse appeared in front of him.
Officer:"Oh well,I'll just file a suicide report."
Silent Fright
Richard,who was at his house,dialed a number on his phone.
Meanwhile,at a nightmarish Hospital...
Heather slammed her Iron pipe into the head of a demonic nurse. After killing it,she heard a phone ringing from a locker. She opened the locker and answered it.
Richard(on Phone):"Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear,uhh whats your name?"
Heather:"Who are you?"
Richard:"Thanks. Happy Birthday dear whoareyou! Happy Birthday to You!"
Heather:"Who the Fuck is this?"
Richard:"I can see you,Nice breasts!"
Heather:"There aren't even any windows in this room!"
Richard:"The hills have eyes."
Heather:"Screw this,I have a Priest to kill!"
Richard:"Wait! I want to tell you the location of some additional Items!"
Heather:"Okay,where?"
Richard:"In room C1."
Heather:"Thanks,goodbye!"
Richard:"Can I have your number!"
It was too late,heather hung up on him. He put the phone back on it's receiver,laughing.
Richard:"I love screwing with Survival horror characters!"
Meanwhile,Heather got to room C1 and all that was there was a Birthday Card.
Heather:"I hate those puzzle game Prank Callers!"
Moonlight piano
Richard walked into the Bar room. He took a seat at the piano.
Richard:"The only song I know is the intro theme from Echo Night:Beyond so I'll play that."
He started playing that theme and when he was finished,a portion of the wall rose and revealed a secret passage.
Richard:"OMG! ASP!"
He went inside and saw a gold emblem on a pedestal.
Richard:"This place is a goldmine of stuff to sell!"
He took the emblem off it's pedestal and the wall closed.
Richard:"Oh Shit!"
He tossed the emblem aside and started banging on the wall.
Richard:"What the hell is that sound?"
He looked up and saw the ceiling was descending on him.
Richard:"Damn it! Where do they get the funds for this?"
Suddenly the wall exploded,Richard jumped out before the ceiling crushed him.
Richard:"Oh thank god!"
He looked up and saw Barry Burton from Resident Evil standing there with his Colt Anaconda.
Richard:"What the hell are you doing here Mr. Burton?"
Barry:"I came here to tell you how pissed I am about how you stole 2 features from our first game!"
Richard:"Don't blame me,Blame the Author!"
A bolt of Lightning struck Richard,who disintegrated instantly.
Barry:"Uhhh,I'll be leaving now."
A bolt of Lightning struck Barry,who also disintegrated.
Original concept #1
Richard walked into the hallway of his dad's house,He stared in horror,dropped his mike n ikes and ran over to a burnt cabinet.
Richard:"I spent weeks on building this thing for dad's birthday!"
Later,in the crawlspace,he found a book and a box of oreos.
Richard:"Oh,this is where he hid the Oreos."
Original Concept #2
Richard picked up the Phone.
Phone:"Is this Richard Osmond?"
Richard said nothing.
Phone:"Damn it Richard! Can't you say at least one word?"
Richard:"Would you like Fries with that?"
Original Concept #3
On the Train,Richard walked over to Klonoa,who was sitting at a seat.
Richard:"What the Fuck are you?"
Klonoa(In stupid Language):"Me? I'm a Cabbit."
Richard:"I can't understand a damn thing your saying."
Klonoa(Stupid Language):"That's because your American stupid!"
Richard socked Klonoa in the face,Knocking him out. The conductor came over.
Richard:"Sorry."
Conductor:"Don't worry,I was about to do that anyway."
Oz Ending
The Stones Vanished into air.
Henry:"The Power to change destiny..Gone Forever."
Richard:"Man,I want to go home to Kansas."
Henry:"Don't you see? You've had the power to go home all along."
Richard:"You were holding out on me?"
Henry:"Just click your heels together and chant 'There's no place like home'."
Richard:"Bye Layer,Teare,Isaac,and Alyessa,I will miss you most of all."
He clicked his Ruby slippers together.
Richard:"There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
He woke up on his recliner. Henry,William Rockwell and The Medium were all there.
Henry:"It's about time you woke up."
William:"We've been waiting for hours."
Medium:"You ready to watch the new Spyro Movie?"
Richard:"Hell Yeah!"
They all jumped on the couch with popcorn and beer as they turned on the tv.
Where the hell are they now?
Richard,as you know,will go through 2 more Echo Night games before the end of his career,but before that,he will guest star in an upcoming dead space parody.
Isaac became a tv repairman,although he still encountered Necromorphs and his dead Girlfriend
Alyessa would become the founder of a new Bikini Designer buisness.
Layer and Teare would get married and have young dragons,though Layer did have one Abortion.
Henry's doctor says he will be dead for a very long time.
Theodore would continue to seek revenge on Richard. He better hope that the Author doesn't make a Parody for his game.
The Original Officer was shot by Parker to avoid revealing any information.
Crea served as a stun double in Fatal Frame.
Sendoff
Richard,Layer,Teare,Isaac,Alyessa,Henry,William,The Medium,Crea and the Officer were all gathered on a Stage. Alyessa started playing Diary of Jane on the piano,Teare was playing a guitar and Isaac was on drums.
Richard:"If I had to-"
Henry:"I would put myself right beside you-"
Isaac:"So let me ask-"
Teare:"Do you like that?"
Layer:"Do you Like that?"
Medium:"And I don't mind,If I say this love is the last time."
Crea:"So now I'll ask-"
William:"Do you like that?"
Officer:"Do you like that?"
Richard:"NNNOOOOOOOOO!"
All:"Something's getting in the way,something's just about to break,I will try to find my place in the diary of jane so tell me how it should BEEE!"
Richard:"Try to find out-"
Henry:"What makes you tick as I lie down."
Isaac:"Sore and Sick."
Teare:"Do you Like that?"
Layer:"Do you like that?"
Medium:"There's a fine line between love and hate and I don't mind-"
Crea:"Just let me say-"
William:"Do you like that?"
Officer:"Do you Like that?"
All:"Something's getting in the way,something's just about to break,I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane ,as I burn another page,as I look the other way,I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane so tell me how it should beee!"
All:"Desperate I will crawl,waiting for so long,no love,there is no love! Die for anyone,what have I become! Something's getting in the way,something's just about to break,I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane ,as I burn another page,as I look the other way,I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane!"
Richard:"Thank god,this series is over."
Henry:"Actually,there is still Echo Night Beyond."
Richard:"Damn it!"
William:"I also found out that there is an Echo Night 2."
Richard:"Ha! That's exclusive to Japan!"
Medium:"That won't stop the author from Lampooning it."
Richard:"Fuck!"
The END
A/N:Well,that's the last chapter. Now I can start on some new parodies. Someday I will publish an Echo Night Beyond Parody,but not now. I plan on making some action game parodies. Please review one last time. Below is a list of possible parodies I will write.
Bio-Jock(Bio-shock)
Sober Blood(Over blood)
Amend:Griminal Origins(Condemned:Criminal Origins)
Red Fraction(Red Faction)
Grimesplitters(Timesplitters)
Fall of Duty:Modern Borefare(Call of Duty:Modern Warfare)
Fall of Duty:World at bore(Call of Duty:World at War)
Lead Space(Dead Space)
SUPREMACISTS SUCK!