"YEAH YOU!" exclaimed one of Travis' henchmen

"Please guys don't hurt me!" pleaded Mordecai as he dropped to his knees

"Dude...we just want our ball back" said one of Travis' cronies

"Wait, what?" asked a very confused Mordecai

"Dude...we're sick of Travis treating us like two bit henchmen" said another crony

"Yeah man, and besides he got a taste of his own medicine in High School, he got the crap bullied outta him by the football team because they called him a pansy for liking soccer" said the third crony

"Wow...I thought you guys were gonna call him to tell him to pound me into pudding" said Mordecai

"Nope, we made a pact that even if we saw you we wouldn't tell him" said a crony

"Man you guys don't know how much I appreciate this" said Mordecai about to cry of happiness

"Don't sweat it man, hey you wanna throw the pigskin with us?" asked one of the cronies

"Well...I'm kinda working right now" replied Mordecai

"All work and no play makes you a dull boy" replied a crony

"Sorry guys, I don't wanna get the ax" replied Mordecai

The cronies agreed and resumed their football game and Mordecai finished washing the carts and after five minutes Benson came out to inspect them;

"Hmmm...clean as a whistle, here's your pay" said Benson as he handed Mordecai forty dollars

"Thanks Benson" said Mordecai

"No problem" replied Benson as he went back into the house

"So man do you wanna toss around the pigskin now?" asked one of the cronies

"I'm probably gonna go grab some coffee" replied Mordecai

"Dude, Margaret's on a date remember?" asked the crony

"Oh dang I forgot...well, maybe I'll catch a flick" said Mordecai

"Sure, and don't worry if Travis spots you...we got your back" said another crony

"Alright guys...hey you wanna tag along, my treat" asked Mordecai

"Sure but don't worry about it, we got cash on us" replied a crony

[MEANWHILE]

After four and a half agonizing hours of holding in his pee, Rigby was just two people away from entering Gameworld, he couldn't wait. Then he was one person away and that person walked out with a Gamestation 6 and finally the moment Rigby had been waiting for, he was going to get his hands on a Gamestation 6...Rigby walked into the store, head held high and bladder full of pee he wanted a Gamestation 6;

"One Gamestation 6 please" said Rigby as he put his money on the counter

"Sold out" replied the clerk

"What...SOLD OUT?" exclaimed Rigby fuming

While Rigby was steaming mad, he didn't realize that his bladder had enough and unknown to him he peed all over the floor in the store and Rigby was standing in a pool of his own urine.

"HEY! THAT'S IT BUDDY, YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE STORE!" exclaimed the clerk

"Wait, what ban?" exclaimed Rigby who then looked down and realized that he pissed all over the floor

"That's right, rule number two-hundred and forty-seven clearly states that; Anyone who passes urine and/or has a bowl movement in the store and not in provided bathroom said person shall receive permanent ban from said premises" said the clerk

Rigby was upset but more upset at the fact that he didn't get his Gamestation 6 and he stood on line for four and a half hours with a bladder at critical mass but now his bladder was empty and so were his chances of getting the hottest new game system on the planet.

[MEANWHILE IN TRAVIS' CAR]

Travis had parked in a secluded area behind the park when he was supposed to drive to the movies and Margaret was extremely confused;

"Wait aren't we going to the movies?" asked Margaret

"We will...but first I'm gonna make an honest women out of you" said Travis smiling devilishly

It turns out Travis wasn't such a sweetheart after all and that his motive was to take advantage of Margaret, she tried to escape.

"Oh no, you're staying right here with me!" exclaimed Travis as he grabbed her by the arm and tried to kiss her while she struggled.

[MEANWHILE]

Unbeknown to Mordecai, Margaret was in trouble and to make matters worse she was only a few yards away from them but Mordecai didn't look in the direction of the car.

"So what do you guys wanna see?" asked Mordecai

"Zombie Slayer 7!" exclaimed a crony

"Man get real, Hardcore Cop 2 is the way to go!" exclaimed another crony

"You're both wrong, we're gonna see Mutant Babies from Space!" exclaimed the third

Mordecai had chuckled at the three bickering at the choice of movies and even he didn't know what he wanted to see and while the cronies were bickering like children, one of them had noticed Travis' car and thought it suspicious;

"Hey guys, isn't that Travis' car?" he asked

"Yeah you're right...shouldn't they be at the movies?" asked another crony

"Yeah, then why are they here?" questioned another

Mordecai had noticed it as well and he saw what appeared to be a struggle and all of a sudden his heroic instinct kicked into gear!

"I gotta save her!" exclaimed Mordecai

"Dude, Travis would kill you!" exclaimed a crony

"Well...we could get have his back in case anything gets hairy because Travis is violent" added another crony

"Yeah, we got your back if the situation gets outta hand" added the third crony

"Thanks guys!" exclaimed Mordecai as he rushed over to Margaret's aid as the cronies followed

[IN TRAVIS' CAR]

"GET OFF OF ME!" exclaimed Margaret as she tried to push Travis off of her but to no avail

Now unbeknown to Travis two things happened; Mordecai was coming to Margaret's aid and his cohorts had double-crossed him but he was unaware of both events

[BACK TO MORDECAI]

Travis' cronies had hid behind a bush just in case the situation had gotten hairy, Mordecai had swallowed his pride realizing he was jumping into the lion's den as he opened the driver's side door to notice Travis trying to force himself on Margaret and Travis was pissed;

"I think you got the wrong car Mordecai...shut the door and I'll forget I saw you" said Travis angrily

Margaret had sat up and noticed Mordecai;

"Mordecai...help me please!" pleaded Margaret

"Are you deaf Mordecai? Shut the door and scram!" exclaimed Travis

"No Travis...get off her" replied Mordecai

Travis had gotten out of his car and had gotten angrier!

"You asked for it!" exclaimed Travis as he grabbed hold of Mordecai's arm and gotten him into an arm bar submission hold and Margaret had gotten scared;

"TRAVIS LET HIM GO, YOU'LL BREAK HIS ARM!" pleaded Margaret

Travis ignored her as he still had Mordecai in the submission hold and Mordecai was wincing in pain and Travis' cronies were still behind the bush;

"Should we help him?" whispered a crony

"No, anybody can break an arm bar...but if Travis pounds on him then will help him [Mordecai]" whispered another

"TRAVIS LET HIM GO!" exclaimed Margaret as she started punching Travis in the shoulder

Travis had gotten cross and did the unthinkable...he pushed Margaret to the ground and seeing this really set off Mordecai's ticker, and with all his strength Mordecai turned around and was able to punch Travis right in his face and Travis was down for the count! Margaret leaped into Mordecai's arms and kissed him;

"MY HERO!" exclaimed Mordecai in tears

"Way to go Mordecai!" exclaimed the cronies in unison as they rushed up to Mordecai

Travis' [now former] cronies just looked at Travis and shook their heads in disgust, hell one of them even spat on him. Margaret had then pulled out Travis' car keys out of the ignition and used them to open the trunk where she pulled out a box covered in gift wrap;

"Kiss your birthday present goodbye!" exclaimed Margaret as she handed it to Mordecai

"What was it?" asked Mordecai

"I got him a Gamestation 6 but now he can forget it!" exclaimed Margaret

"I have an idea" said Mordecai

Mordecai, Margaret and the cronies had entered the house in the park and went up to him and Rigby's room and saw Rigby crying on the couch;

"Dude, what's the matter?" asked Mordecai

"Gameworld was sold out of Gamestation 6s and now I'm banned for accidentally peeing in the place!" sobbed Rigby

"Well here dude, this'll cheer you up!" exclaimed Mordecai as he handed him the box

Rigby opened it and saw it...Gamestation 6! Rigby's eyes lit up and he was so happy!

"DUDE HOW'D YOU GET THIS?" exclaimed Rigby

"Well, I originally got it for Travis but seeing his true colors made me think otherwise" said Margaret

"Hey why don't we quit talking and plug that baby in?" asked one of the cronies

Rigby did so and the them played Gamestation 6, while Mordecai and Margaret were busy making out!

...but Travis had revenge on his mind!

THE END!

(A/N) And thus concludes my "Regular Show" fic, So it all worked out for Mordecai and Rigby in the end! Mordecai got the girl and Rigby got his Gamestation 6! Also the whole Mordecai standing up to Travis thing was actually an homage to the ending of Back to the Future, which coincidentally I was watching when I first typed this fic! Well...I also have a sequel in mind! I'm so glad you read this and I hope you enjoyed it!