A/N: Strengthless, my contributor tells me, is actually a thing. I believe her. She's wicked smart. Props to Pyroangel for this intriguing addition.
Strengthless
"Seriously?"
"Grace, I'm sorry."
"You're going to make me get up and walk stark naked into your kitchen to find something to drink? What happened to chivalry?"
"What happened to ladies' first? And how am I any less naked than you?"
"It's your house! And you've taken advantage of me. The least you can do is hydrate me."
"That's rich, baby. Who broke into my apartment and slithered into my bed after midnight?"
"You gave me a key, genius. And I was cold!"
"You were horny!"
"That…was incidental. The point is shut up and get me some water."
"Sorry, cutie pie. You have worn. Me. Out."
"Pssht. Are all those muscles painted on?"
"Ha! Oh, Grace. When it comes to you, I have no strength at all."