Title : I'm a Celebrity…Get me Out of Here : Wizard Edition

Author: Nemainofthewater

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize, it all belongs to J.K Rowling and ITV.

Thank you to everyone for your great reviews, and thanks to everyone who suggested names! There's been a little confusion; the celebrities will not be people from the 'real' world, but from the Harry Potter universe. After having read this, please vote for the first celebrity that you want to see in a trial.

Chapter 1

One month later the owls went out. Thirteen different owls flew out from Australia, making their way to Europe, and to the poor unsuspecting victims that awaited them there.

"Post for you Ron!" called Hermione.

Ron, wonderful, loving husband that he was, didn't bother getting up from where he was watching a rugby match on the T.V.

"Just open it Hermione," he called out without taking his eyes off the screen. "I don't keep any secrets from you."

Really, Hermione sighed to herself, she should have known better than to introduce Ron to the sports channel anyway.

"Dear Ickle Ronnikins-" she began, to be cut off by a strangled yelp and have the paper snatched out of her hands.

"Gimme that!" Ron said; blushing beet red, and he opened it, all the while muttering about twins and stupid nicknames.

"Well?" asked Hermione, "What is it?"

"Fred and George are inviting me to do this competition thingy." He replied, "Hey, this is really cool. The prize is 1000 galleons. All I need to do is sign here."

And before Hermione could stop him, he signed on the dotted line of the parchment that he was holding, the extremely thick parchment, without even reading it.

"Ron!" she said, scandalized; "You don't even know what you're agreeing to!"

"Yeah, but it won't be that bad. I'm their brother."

Hermione felt a desperate urge to slam her head against something. Was Ron really that naïve? "What's the return address?" she asked through gritted teeth.

Ron showed her the envelope, and she crowned.

I'M A CELEBRITY HQ

AUSTRALIA

Grinned back at her in purple flashing letters.

She shook her head, and moved over to the fireplace. Some people had a little explaining to do.

" Vernon, do you really think this is a good idea?" asked Petunia Dursley anxiously.

"Of course it is Petunia dear," he replied pompously. "5000 pounds? And all we need to do is camp out for a few weeks! When we get beck, we're going on a holiday to Majorca."

Hermione burst out of the fireplace, and into the newly constructed HQ.

"What is this?" she shrieked at Fred, who had happened to be nearer to the fireplace at the time. Poor sod.

"It's the sign up Hermione," Fred replied, shooting a dirty look at George, who was laughing at him from a safe distancs.

"I'm a celebrity? Are you insane? I want you to call this off right now! Really, you should know better!"

"Really Hermione, it's perfectly safe."

"Safe! My husband is terrified of spiders! Were you planning on telling him how big they get in Africa? And I actually read the contract! No wands for the trials? Someone's going to get hurt!"

"Listen Hermione, it really is safe," said George, finally moving in. "We wouldn't really hurt anyone, the bad press that we'd get… Tell you what, if you're worried about our ickle baby brother, come out here and be our Mediwitch. You're the best of course, and that way you'd be able to watch over our little brother."

Hermione hesitated. She would be able to make sure that Ron was safe. And he was staring at the T.V more than here…

"Add in a free video of all Ron's most embarrassing moments, and you have a deal."

Harry stared at all the people around him. He knew everyone there, although he couldn't believe that they'd all signed up for this. He only had because Ginny and Hermione had asked him to keep an eye on Ron for them.

They were all in a very nice Muggle hotel that Fred and George had rented for the event, and where they and any other eliminated celebrities would be staying, as well as the support team.

"Hello; and thank you all for coming agreeing to participate in this game!" George's voice boomed out.

"So, this year, the first of many, the celebrities going into the jungle will be…" said Fred

"HARRY POTTER!"

"RON WEASLEY!"

"LUNA LOVEGOOD!"

"DOLORES UMBRIDGE!"

"LAVANDER BROWN!"
" DRACO MALFOY!"

"NYMPHADORA TONKS!"

"SEAMUS FINNIGAN!"

"NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM!"

"SYBILL TRELAWNEY!"

"VICTOR KRUM!"

"And finally, for your pleasure-" added Fred,

"MR AND MRS DURSLEY!" Finished George.

"Right," he continued, "also give a big welcome to Mr Severus Snape and Mrs Hermione Weasley who will e our attending Mediwizards!"

Hermione shot them a glare.

"And witches," Fred said hastily.

"Eat, drink and enjoy yourselves, because tomorrow, you're descending into the jungle!"