Title : I'm a Celebrity…Get me Out of Here : Wizard Edition

Author: Nemainofthewater

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize, it all belongs to J.K Rowling and ITV.

Chapter 4

Hey guys! Thanks for all your wonderful reviews, and most importantly votes! I hope that you al like this chapter, and don't forget, if you want to torture someone, vote! It doesn't cost anything, but it's a whole lot of fun! Once again, I need two people for the trials, one girl one boy. The trials going to be next chapter, and the next vote off the chapter after that, but if you want to vote someone off early, that's great too!

Draco Malfoy swaggered into the camp, head held high. He looked down at Ron Weasley, who was lying in a hammock with his chessboard, beating Harry. Again. In fact, even Ron didn't know why Harry kept coming back for more.

Draco Malfoy didn't know, and really didn't care about how bad Harry was at chess. In fact, he couldn't care less. He just wanted his achievements to be acknowledged.

"Well Draco?" asked Harry, looking up from where his bishop had just been taken. "What happened?"

"Five stars," he said smugly. "That means that five of us get to eat. Now, the only question is who doesn't?"

"What do you mean Malfoy?" asked Ron immediately, his stomach growling at the thought of nothing but rice and beans to eat in the evening.

"I mean, weasel, that since I did the challenge, I get to choose two people that aren't going to eat tonight."

"I don't think that's a good idea Draco," said Harry. "I mean, we should probably share it all out so that we all get something."

"Put it this way Potter." He replied, "There's no way that that fat Muggle is getting anything."

Harry thought.

There was no way he was going to pass up this good of an opportunity!

"Deal," Harry said, ignoring Ron's splutters as he shook Draco's hand.

"As for you weasel," continued Malfoy, turning to Ron, "Did you know that Krum still writes to your wife?"

"I can't believe it!" said Ron, "I thought that Bulgarian BEEP had stopped writing to her! I mean, doesn't he realize that she loves me now? What the BEEP Hermione thinking, still writing to him? That just encourages BEEP like Krum! And I had to hear this from that slimy git Malfoy?

"This has just been an awful day," cried Umbridge, her face still red and spotty. "I can't believe that those miscreants actually had the gall to laugh at me! Me! The senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic. And that Granger girl, I'm sure that she did something to my glasses on purpose! Please, everyone out there, DON'T vote for me!"

Ginny looked at her mother. Her mother looked at her. They both rushed out of the house to send as many owls as possible to vote for Umbridge.

Luna skipped along to the outside of the camp, past Lavender who was doing her make-up, past Tonks who was turning herself into Muggle criminals to scare the Muggle woman with the huge teeth.

Luna finally arrived in a small clearing where there was a wireless waiting for her.

"Hello Luna," said a voice from it. "We've got a job for you. If you do it right, then there'll be a treat for everyone in your camp. Now, we have three tasks that we want you to perform. You can't tell anyone about them, and you have to do them on your own."

"However," a slightly different voice continued, "Feel free to brag about it afterwards, and know that we'll be taking pictures!"

"Task one is to steal Lavender's make-up and implicate someone else. Task two is to somehow convince everyone that there is an alligator in the bathing hole. Task three is to destroy Umbridge's bikini. Toss it in the fire, feed it to an animal, bury it, we don't care. We just never ever want to see it anywhere near her ever again."

With that last message, the tape stopped.

Luna smiled to herself. This was going to be fun.

Camp Sevvy, and how Severus loathed that name!, and camp Hermy assembled. They knew that this was the first vote off, and all of them were hoping that it would be them. I mean, stay in a luxury Hotel, or camp out in the jungle and do horrible task? It was really no comparison.

Fred and George walked into the clearing.

"Hello everyone!" said Fred, "and how was your first day in the jungle?"

The reactions and comments varied, from a quite rude gesture from Umbridge, to Lavender wailing about the lack of mirrors, to Draco looking very smug. George however, ignored all of them and continued.

"Well, one of you is going to get very lucky and be voted off."

At that there was a wild round of applause.

"Well, I'm not going to make you wait. The person going today is… VICTOR KRUM!"

At that, Victor stood up and smiled. It was not a nice smile. This was the best thing that had happened, and his master plan was coming along nicely. Now he was going to stay in the same hotel as Hermy Oh, hemmi Oh Nin, Har… (Well, you get the point), he was going to be able to be with her for a long while.

"Now then Victor, if you'd get your things and meet us in the studio?"

At home, millions of girls sighed as Victor strode out of the jungle and was immediately hugged by his mother. What they wouldn't give to be in her place!

"And now," said George, "The names of the two people selected for today's trial, are..."

Hello again! I just wanted to say, thank you so much everyone for voting, and this story wouldn't be possible without you! Also, this is officially the most reviews that I have ever had for a story, and I am so grateful to all of you! (I know, I just said the same thing twice, but oh well…)

Nemain