A/N: Because living in an apartment complex sucks when you're sleeping with someone.
Awkward
Hi Grace,
This is Abby from next door. In 34C? We've met a couple times in the lobby and at the mail boxes. You slipped a Christmas card under my door a few months ago? Anyway, hi!
Um, look this is really embarrassing and I don't want to sound like a prude, but I was wondering if I could ask you something. You've been a really great neighbor and I've never had any problems before now, but over the last few months I think you've started seeing someone. The only reason I'm guessing that is because I think your bedroom is on the other side of mine and almost every night for the past two months I've been hearing noises. Okay, I'll just write it. You've having sex with someone. A lot. Really loudly. For hours at a time.
I'm so sorry! I know that sounds really rude, and I'd NEVER say anything ordinarily, but it's keeping me awake and I have really long shifts at the hospital and need my sleep. Can I beg you for a favor and ask you guys to keep it down? Or stay at his place more often?
Please, please, please don't see this as a complaint. Just a request. I'm really glad you've found someone. It's hard out there, right? Just remember that I'm on the other side and the idiots who designed this building didn't have our social lives in mind when they put the bedrooms next to each other. Anyway, I'm done turning red as I write this. Hopefully I'll see you around.
Thanks!
Abby Maunder