School Rumble: Mooning Around! Mooning Again! Stop Mooning or Else!
By: DMEX
Disclaimers apply
Part 2:
Mooning Again!
-After School, Tenma's House-
Tenma (bored): OOOHHH! When are they getting here?
Yakamo: Who is?
Tenma: My new friends, Ignignot and Err!
Yakamo: You said they were moon people?
Tenma: They're Mooninites from the center of the moon's core!
(knocks on the door)
(Yakamo answers it and finds the Mooninites standing at the door)
Yakamo: Can I help you?
Ignignot: Greetings Yakamo. I am Ignignot and he is Err.
Err: Damn right!
Ignignot: And we are the Mooninites. We are far more advanced than this planet.
Tenma: About time!
Ignignot: We had gouged expletives on the way here on a motorcycle. It shows friendship and love.
(Meanwhile across town)
Harima (angry): WHO THE HELL DID THIS TO MY FRICKING BIKE?
(reads it)
Harima: Oh they are so dead!
(Back at Tenma's)
Tenma: Who's bike did you vandalize?
Ignignot: Why, Harima's of course.
Err: We gave him the bird!
Ignignot: We smoke while we give him the finger. Err, hand out the free cigarettes.
Tenma: I don't smoke.
Err: You do now!
(3 days later, school)
Makoto: I'm worried. Tenma hasn't shown up in school for 3 days.
Eri: Probably her new "advanced" friends are to blame.
Akira: Wouldn't surprise me…
(Tenma shows up and she's smoking)
Makoto: Tenma!
Eri: When did you start smoking?
Tenma: 3 days ago.
Ignignot: We endorse her bad habit upon you.
Err: Now strip down naked!
Makoto: Hell no!
Err: Not you! You, the stupid one in the middle!
Makoto: Which one?
(point to Eri)
Eri: Why should I?
*: What the hell are you doing!
Makoto: Great, it's the class dictator…
Eri: Hanai, these idiots want me to strip!
Hanai: WHAT!
Err: You a nerd? 'Cause we spank nerds with moon rocks!
Ignignot: On the moon, Makoto.
Akira: They even got Tenma smoking now…
Hanai: I want to talk to you after school!
Ignignot: Then you will speak to us as we watch TV.
(Sheep bleats)
SCHOOL RUMBLE