School Rumble: Mooning Around! Mooning Again! Stop Mooning or Else!
By: DMEX
The disclaimers apply. I don't want to be sued and in court with Harvey Birdman as my lawyer!
Part 3:
Stop Mooning or Else!
-Tenma's house-
(The Mooninites and Tenma are watching some movie on TV, while Harima is chewing them out)
Harima (angry): -CAUSING TROUBLE WHEREVER YOU GO! AND CORRUPTING TENMA-!
Ignignot: This is a good movie.
Tenma: It's Lady Scarecrow 2. She kills unwary people who step in her garden.
Err: Dude, that's hardcore.
Ignignot: It kicks ass.
Harima (angry): ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!
Ignignot: We don't listen to those we don't like.
Makoto: Harima… I don't think you are getting anywhere with them.
Err: You shut your mouth bitch!
Makoto: EXCUSE ME!
Ignignot: Then we shall take it outside.
Harima: You want to fight?
(both the Mooninites are leaving to fight in the yard)
Err: We'll beat you into cow manure!
(Harima and Makoto are stomping on them)
Makoto: Not so tough, now? Huh!
Harima: TENMA!
Hanai: Harima? What are you doing!
Harima: Which one of you little freaks wrote "The Moon Rules #1" on my #^^#$ motorcycle?
(Ignignot pulls out Mr. Laser)
Ignignot: If you have a problem with that, you should take it up with Mr. Laser.
(fires it, the square laser moves very slowly)
Tenma: You guys are going to miss-
Err: Go back inside!
Tenma: Oh, I'm sorry! You're fighting…!
(Harima moves out of the way but it hits Hanai)
Makoto: HANAI!
Ignignot: We do what we want when we want! MOONINITES UNITE!
(chirping beeps as Ignignot and Err unite for the Quad Laser)
Harima: WHAT THE HELL?
Ignignot: Say hello to the Quad Laser…!
(fires it but moves even more slowly)
Akira: I got this…
(Pulls out an Uzi 9mm and fires, and the detach)
Ignignot: Ship come in!
(ship comes in)
Ignignot: Primitive Earth Women!
Err: NERDS!
Makoto & Harima: DON'T EVER COME BACK!
(The ship leaves Earth)
Ignignot (from the ship, flipping them off): If you think this is a bomb, you're a retard…
-School, next day-
Tenma: Has anyone seen Hanai?
(meanwhile on the Moon)
Hanai (sarcastically): This is just great!
(The Mooninites ship lands and the Mooninites come out)
Ignignot: Prepare for a moon spanking, nerd.
Err: Drop those damn pants down!
(back at school)
Akira: I'm sure he'll turn up…
(The RABBOT crashes into the school)
SCHOOL RUMBLE
(School Rumble Credits: The Mooninites rap plays in the background, Tenma is at the beach swirling around in her water tube, the RABBOT is dancing on the beach)