Author's note: I'm back with another story! Yeah! This time it's sleeping beauty! Enjoy! And sorry I haven't updated in a while. There was something wrong with the document manager.'

Chapter 2: Sleeping Beauty

Princess Aurora: Starfire

Prince Philip: Robin

1st fairy/Flora(s): Mas y Menos

2nd fairy/Fauna: Gizmo

3rd fairy/Merryweather: Beastboy

Evil fairy/Maleficent: Blackfire

Spindle: Slade

Prince Philip: Red X

King: Cyborg

Queen: Raven

This is gonna be so fun.

Robin: WAIT! Why are there two princes?

Me: Hmm. Must have assigned 2 princes. Oh well. Settle it among yourselves! (cackles)

Red X: Hey birdboy I'm the prince that's going to kiss the princess so you can just run along and play with your stuffed toys.

Robin: No way! I am NOT going to let you touch Star!

Me: Quiet! Let the story begin!

Raven: God help us all.

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, there lived a king and queen who had just gotten a new baby, Princess Aurora. They invited countless people to their palace to celebrate, as well as 3 fairies to bless their newborn.

"¡Bendecimos a esta chica con la belleza y la gracia, tanto que cada chico la querrá el momento ellos la ven!" the first fairy, Flora chirped quickly, running around the room like the mad idiots they are.

"What did they say?" The queen asked, stunned.

"They said they bless the princess with beauty and grace, blah blah blah, and every guy will fall for her. Something like that," the second fairy, Fauna grunted.

"Booyah! Next one!" The king jumped up and down eagerly.

"I bless your child with intelligence, so she will be smart and stuff," Fauna said, not caring much.

"Whatever. Next," the queen said.

"I bless your child with-" the 3rd fairy started but was interrupted.

(Cue flashing thunder and spooky music)

"Muahaha! The great witch, Maleficent has arrived!" Maleficent cackled as she appeared before the king and queen.

"Gasp! It is that horrible witch person Maleficent!" The King said, shocked.

"Hence the lame introduction," the Queen sighed.

"My dear Queen and King. Why, may I ask, was I not invited to this glorious celebration?" Maleficent asked, with an evil yet irritated smirk on her face.

"You! You are an evil witch, and no evil witch is gonna touch my daughter!" The king shouted.

"As if you can stop me. But since you did not invite me, I shall put a curse on your beloved princess! Muahaha! I am so evil," Maleficent said wickedly.

Everyone in the room gasped.

"That's right! When Princess Aurora turns sixteen, she will prick her finger on a spindle and instantly die! Wahaha! I love my job," Maleficent said, then vanishing into a puff of black smoke.

Meanwhile the king seemed to be taking the news quite well.

"WAHH! Our beloved daughter is going to die when she hits sixteen! Noo!" The very sad king wailed.

"¡Ah no¿Qué haremos nosotros?" Flora panicked.

"My king, do not fret, for I, Merryweather, have not granted a blessing upon your daughter," Merryweather chirped.

"Oh yeah. Yay!"

"When Princess Aurora hits sixteen, she will prick her finger on a spindle, but she will not die. Instead, she will fall into a deep sleep and only wake up when her true love kisses her."

Meanwhile, backstage.

Robin: I am the prince!

Red X: No I am!

Robin: You cannot be the prince! I am the one playing the role!

Red X: No I am birdboy!

However, the king and queen were still afraid of the curse and passed a law to ban all spinning wheel things from the land. They also placed Aurora in the care of the fairies, and she lived in a small cottage in the woods. Aurora did not know who she really was, or anything about her parents, and she was know as Briar Rose.

Sixteen years later…

"Lalala. It is such a joy to live a carefree life in the woods, surrounded by my animal friends!" Briar Rose giggled.

Walking through the forest, well more like jumping around happily, she spotted a person out of a corner of her eye.

"Strange. I shall see who that person may be."

She skipped to where he was and chirped, "Hiya! I'm Briar Rose, who are you?"

"Greetings my lady. How pleasant to meet you," the man replied.

Me: So you finally decided who was going to be the prince, X?

Red X: Yes. Me. As I recall, Birdboy said, " Oh no! You must be the prince! I cannot for I am FAR less greater and handsomer than you! Go ahead!" So here I am.

Me: Are you sure he said that? (points to gagged and bound Robin in the corner)

Red X: (pauses) I may have rephrased it a little.

Anyway, Philip and Briar Rose got to know each other better and soon they fell in love. However, Briar Rose's happiness was short-lived when the fairies told her about her real name and birthright.

"I WHAT?"

"Quiet down Briar Rose. You heard us correctly. You are Princess Aurora, the daughter of the King and Queen, and the one destined to marry Prince Philip," Merryweather told her.

"But I don't want to be the princess. I met this TOTALLY HOT guy in the woods and-"

"Sorry Aurora, but you have no choice,"

Aurora was sad because she thought she would have to marry someone she did not love. Aww. So on her sixteen birthday, she went wandering in the woods and found some random house which she had never seen before. Filled with curiousity, she went in.

To her surprise all that was in there was a spindle. However, this was an enchanted spindle set up by Maleficent to try and kill Aurora. In other words, it could talk.

"Muahaha. Hello Aurora. Come here. Touch me, the spindle, and I will make you my apprentice! I mean you will die and stuff," the evil spindle cackled.

"What a queer object that talks. This object says I will die when I touch it? Hmm. Then I better not," Aurora said, walking towards the door.

"WAIT! Don't go yet! Haha I was kidding about the dying thing. Hehe. I meant that if you touch me you can have all the mustard you can eat!" The spindle tried to convince Aurora.

"Really? Cool," Aurora said, bending forward to touch the spindle stupidly.

She touched it, and immediately felt dizzy, and just as Merryweather had said, she fell into a deep sleep.

The whole kingdom was sad knowing that the princess had been struck with the curse. Also, Maleficent had been turned into a huge giant lizard that spewed out fire to all who tried to wake the princess.

Blackfire: I'm a dragon you imbecile! Not a lizard!

Me: Fine. Whatever.

Many a prince came, but none of them could wake Aurora or kill the dragon. Until…

2 months later, a strange visitor had arrived to the palace.

"I have come to free the princess from her enchanted sleep," Prince Philip said as he galloped on his horse towards the palace.

However, his journey was interrupted by a certain fire-breathing lizard.

Blackfire: Dragon!

Me: I'm the author here! Just follow the script!"

"Who goes there, that dares to try and get past me?" Maleficent boomed.

"Me! Prince Philip! And I gotta say. You have very bad breath," the prince smirked.

"Why you little…" Maleficent roared, and spewed fire out of its mouth, trying to burn Prince Philip.

Maleficent was too slow though, and Prince Philip had already jumped up and whacked the back of its head with his sword.

Needless to say, after many countless attacks, Prince Philip had slayed the dragon and was going to meet the princess.

He saw the princess asleep on the bed, ever so peaceful. He bent down to kiss her and free her from the trance.

"STOP!" A certain familiar voice shouted to the prince. It was… ROBIN?

"Dude why are you here you're messing up the whole story," Red X groaned.

"You! You bound and gagged me and now you're trying to steal a kiss from Star? No way man I'm the prince!" Robin shouted angrily.

"Whatever man. Anyway I'm not stealing a kiss, as you say. I am the prince. Watch me," Red X said as he bent down to kiss the princess.

"Over my dead body!" Robin yelled as he attacked Red X.

"That can be arranged," Red X replied coldly.

They started arguing pointlessly and even after the author went to get some popcorn they were still arguing. Until…

"QUIET! You guys have been making so much noise that you woke me up!"

The 'princes' turned and saw the princess sitting up, looking irritated with a scowl on her face. However, the princess was not Starfire, it was…

"KITTEN?" They both yelled in unison, shocked.

"Yes it's me. I told Starfire there was a mustard convention all the way in Mexico so I could be the princess," Kitten said, ignoring the stunned looks on the 'princes' faces. She points to screen where it shows Starfire in Mexico wearing a huge sombrero and chugging down all the mustard there was.

"Now. Who is my prince?" Kitten screeched in her usual high pitched irritating voice.

"He is," they both said in unison again, pointing to each other.

"Come here both of you!" Kitten shrieked and made kissy-faces.

"AHH! Run!" The 'princes' yelled and fled.

Well. How interesting. The story ends this way. Kitten ended up chasing after both of them, screaming Robbie poo and Red X every five seconds, until Starfire came back and blasted them all with mustard. The end. Oh yeah. And the lizard was captured and put in a zoo where everyday it was pelted with peanuts by small bratty children.

Well I hoped you liked that. Review or Starfire will blast you with mustard. Oh and I directly translated the Spanish from English. So it may be not entirely correct. Whoopee.

Blackfire: Dragon! Not lizard! (growls)