WOOPS sorry I took so long! I was caught up in schoolwork. Thanks to all devoted readers and reviewers. Here, have a cookie. (:
Anyway I personally love this chapter particularly, mainly, and pretty much because of KID FLASH. WOOHOO KID FLASHHHHH.
Disclaimer (oh how I missed doing this!): I don't own anything except the cookie I just gave you.
Chapter 4: Snow White
Snow White: Jinx
Prince: Red X
Evil Queen: Kid Flash
Mirror: Cyborg
Grumpy: Robin
Happy: Raven
Sleepy: Beastboy
Bashful: Cinderblock
Sneezy: Starfire
Dopey: Blackfire
Doc: Aqualad
Poison Apple: Brother Blood
Jinx: What's the meaning of this? Why am I Snow White?
Me: Erm, because your skin is fair?
Beastboy: Haha! Good one!
(everyone turns and glares at Beastboy)
Kid Flash: Then if Jinx's Snow White, why can't I be the prince? I mean I would do a much better job than Red and-
Red X: Hey man, this is my chance to make my comeback as the handsome prince who saves the damsel in distress, after birdboy over there trashed my last act. (points to Robin)
Robin: (glares at Red) Grumpy? Why am I Grumpy?
Beastboy: Because you're too serious, anti-social and lack a sense of humour?
Robin: (turns and glares at Beastboy)
Beastboy: Oops. Rhetorical question. Gotcha. (runs away)
Blackfire: Dopey? I'm Dopey?
Me: Well, actually-
Aqualad: And shouldn't I be a main character? Being a dwarf… the fans won't be happy and-
Jinx: I don't care, I'm not doing it! You can't make me-
Starfire: Friend Aura, I did not realize I sneezed that much-
Me: Err-
Kid Flash: -and I think that me and Jinx have more chemistry and I mean-
Brother Blood: Why can't I be a pear?
Raven: SHUT UP! All of you!
(everyone's eyes became O.O)
Raven: Just let this author continue with the story so that it will end faster so I can go get some tea, and possibly therapy.
Everyone: …
Kid Flash: You're not very Happy.
Me: …Okay then. Anymore questions?
Cyborg: (raises hand)
Me: Yes, Cyborg?
Cyborg: Yo why is Cinderblock here? Man he can't talk.
Me: Yes he can. In my stories many things are possible. (laughs evily)
Cinderblock: …
Kid Flash: Guess he hasn't figured it out yet.
The story begins with our heroine, Snow White and her dwarf friends, who live in a cottage in the woods. Everyday, when the dwarfs went to work in the mines (singing their signature dwarf song off-key), she cleaned the cottage and gathered fruits and prepared food for the dwarfs when they came back. Yes, she had no social life.
Beastboy: Sounds like someone I know.
Robin: (glares)
Beastboy: Err… Not you! I mean…err…umm…SLADE! (runs away again)
Meanwhile, on the other side of the kingdom, there lived an evil witch, who was also the queen of the kingdom. She was very very evil, and was completely obsessed with her looks. One day, she decided to ask her magic mirror if she was the most beautiful in the kingdom.
"Hey so who's the hottest in the kingdom?" the queen asked.
Me: Say the line! Or I'll zap you. (points evil ray gun from last chappy at Kid Flash)
Kid Flash: (gasps) You wouldn't.
Me: Try me. (smirks evily)
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?" The queen muttered.
"Yo man, I have just the girl." The mirror replied, as an image of Snow White appeared on the mirror.
"Wow she really is fair. And pretty. And she looks so-"
ZAP
"Err I mean NOOOOO! I'm supposed to be the…erm…fairest!" the queen cried out.
So then the evil queen decided to hatch out her evil plan. However, after many months of research and experiments, she could not figure out a way to kill Snow White, probably because she was so dumb.
Kid Flash: Hey I'm not dumb!
Jinx: Yeah he's not dumb!
Kid Flash: Ohhh… So you do like me. (smirks)
Jinx: Shut up or I'll zap you. (points author's evil ray gun at Kid Flash)
Kid Flash: Hey that's not fair! (pouts)
The queen was ready to give up. Until one day, a vial of her deadly poison fell and broke, soaking the nearby apple. With quick thinking, she realized she could make Snow White eat the apple, thereby killing her! Yay!
The only drawback, was that the apple began to talk.
"I LIVE! EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME! THEN DIE! MUAHAHA!"
"Dude you're messed up," the queen commented.
"And you're talking to an apple," the mirror commented.
So off the threesome went. The evil queen, the sadistic poisoned apple, and the mirror which was strapped to the donkey they rode on which sadly, could not speak.
"Wait! Why am I coming with you?" The mirror asked. "You don't need me!"
"Yeah, but I need to have someone-or at least something- sane to talk to to maintain my sanity throughout the trip," the queen replied.
"Man why would you need to-"
"DIE! MUAHAHAHA!"
"Oh."
Jinx: Kid Flash it's too late to try to save your sanity now. It flew out the window when you started wearing spandex.
Kid Flash: Hey! That's so mean. (looks hurt)
A few hours later, they reached the doorstep of Snow White's home and rang the doorbell. Snow White, in the middle of burning something on the stove, opened the door, not expecting to hear the visitor say…
"Hey there, wanna go out sometime?"
ZAP
"Err I mean, here. Take this, and eat it," the queen said, thrusting the apple into Snow White's hands.
"Do I look like I'm stupid? Why should I eat this when I don't know who the heck you are?" Snow White scoffed.
"But it's good for you," the queen hastily said.
"Nutritious," the mirror added.
"Tastes good too."
"And it's expensive."
"I don't know…" Snow Whitw hesitated.
"Allow me," the apple offered as it began hypnotizing Snow White.
"EAT…ME…"
CHOMP.
A few seconds later, Snow White collapsed to the floor, unconscious. In her hand lay the poisoned apple, with a bite taken out of it.
Kid Flash: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
ZAP
Kid Flash: JINX! NOOO!
ZAP
Kid Flash: DON'T DIE!
ZAPZAPZAP
Kid Flash: Ow.
Jinx: I'm still alive you idiot!
Kid Flash: Oh.
Alas, Snow White had been cast into a deep sleep. And when the seven dwarfs returned and saw her in that state, or how they mourned for her.
"Boohoo we're so sad."
…Yeah that's it.
And for no particular reason, they placed her in her bed and put roses all around her. Aww.
And they continued to watch over her until one day, a prince heard of her plight.
"I shall seek out the fair maiden and rescue her, I am undoubtly the world's most handsome and charming prince!" The prince boasted.
Robin: Yeah and the most egoistic.
However, once again, before reaching the damsel in distress, he met with an obstacle which was…the queen!
Wait WHAT?
"That's right. I beat you to it man. I am faster, after all," the queen smirked.
"Haha very funny. You won't be laughing when I send you flying to the other side of the world," the prince replied.
"Sure, I will. I'll also be laughing on the way back from the other side of the world."
"…This means war."
And so the battle began, between the prince and the queen for the right to rescue Snow White. But for our sanity's sake, let's pretend the queen is preventing the prince from rescuing Snow White not because she wants to rescue her herself.
This is so stupid.
With all the commotion outside of the cottage, the dwarves came out to investigate the situation, and to make sure that whoever they were lowered down the noise level because after all, Snow White was asleep.
Wow they are stupid.
It didn't take very long, for the dwarves to realize the situation and join the battle.
So in this corner! The member's of the prince's team are Bashful (Cinderblock), Dopey (Blackfire), and Doc (Aqualad)!
And over on the other corner! In the queen's team are, Grumpy (Robin), Happy (Raven), Sneezy (Starfire), and Sleepy (Beastboy)!
Dingding.
And they began battling. Not for any good or logical reason, but rather because of this author's writer's block.
Two minutes and fifty-two seconds later, the battle was over, and the team that emerged victorious was…the queen's team! Woohoo!
And so, after the prince was defeated, no one ever rescued Snow White from her deep slumber and she slept forever, under the watchful eye of the queen.
THE END.
Jinx: …You are seriously not ending the story like this.
Me: Why not? It's romantic.
Kid Flash: But why can't I do more than watch her sleep?
Raven: At least it's over. Tea.
Aqualad: Hey but I had no lines at all! Where is my agent! I need a lawyer! I demand for better lines and roles.
Red X: Yeah I didn't get the kiss the babe again.
Jinx: That's a good thing.
Brother Blood: I still think I would have been better as a pear.
Me: Hey but-
Cinderblock: …Whoa.
Everyone: O.O
Cinderblock: I finally figured out how to use this thing.
…
Kid Flash: So Jinx wanna go out sometime?
Jinx: Sure.
Everyone: (dies from shock)