--- Mustang officially HATES Havoc. XD ---
4. Fun.
Roy's phone rang loudly, distracting him from his book. He sighed and set it aside, reaching for the receiver. "Roy Mustang." He said as he answered it.
"Ohmygod, Colonel!" It was Havoc, sounding breathless.
Mustang was already on the alert. "What, Havoc?"
"It's Hawkeye,"
Roy stiffened. Was Riza in trouble? "What about her?" Heavy breathing and a ruckus in the background. "Damn it, Havoc! What's going on?!"
Havoc took a deep breath. "She's… well, she's actually fun."
Roy was confused, and the noise in the background didn't help. "Where are you?" he asked slowly.
"You remember that Hawkeye was gonna visit Elysia today, right? Well, it turns out Hawkeye is really fun when she's around kids. I swear, I-" He paused, then said in a hurried voice "Oh, gotta go. We're playing tag, and Elysia's it."
The line went dead. Roy stared at the receiver in his hand blankly. Then he slammed it on the cradle. "I'M GOING TO KILL HIM."