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The Hosts will Host, and Ranka will appear... Bum Bum BUM!

Disclaimer: I only own Ouran in my dreams... but in this world Bisco Hatori owns it!

Now on to chapter 6!

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"Okay, we've got thirty seconds till those doors open, positions! "Haruhi yelled to the workers putting on the finishing touches on the water fall, the grass and the costumes. They fled and the bell rang, telling them it was two o' clock and the room went dark. The doors parted to show a swarm of about fifty girls, their customers for the day. The music systems blasted out a techno remix of classical music that sounded like Bach, and when the lights lifted the women were in candy land. The waterfall was a chocolate one with a chocolate river going towards the chocolate pond near the back of the humungous room. The floor was covered in grass that was of course, candy. The many trees were filled with cotton candy and from the boughs of the tree hung candy apples. There were tables and couches that looked to be made of oversized sweets but were thankfully fake. And in the middle of it all stood The six men of the host club.

Tamaki was the King of Candy Land with his sucker shaped scepter, a burgundy suit with tails, and a large burgundy top hat with a cream ribbon wrapped around it.

Kyoya was the Lord of Licorice, in an all black suit with tails, a triangular hat with the pieces of licorice hanging off the back, and several pieces of licorice sticking out from his jacket pocket.

Hikaru and Kaoru were both Red Hots. They wore red shirts, red ties, red pants, and red shoes. Their hair was spiked upwards to look like flames and the tips of their hair were dyed bright red.

Honey was the Gingerbread Man. Since he hadn't hit his full growth spurt yet, he was the perfect height for a gingerbread man. The overalls and shirt looked so real, the thing looked good enough to eat.

Last, was Mori, the Peppermint Lumberjack. He wore read pants and suspenders with a red and white plaid shirt underneath. On his head was a red ski cap and in his left hand he held an oversized candy cane.

"Welcome, Ladies." They all said and powder sugar snow fell from the ceiling in place of the roses they would have normally done.

Behind the men stood two ladies and a tea cart. The ladies were none other than Haruhi and Renge, dressed in pink maid's outfits at stopped at the knee with puffy sleeves and lacy ankle socks. Renge felt so happy to be back in cosplay, and Haruhi was ready to rip the dress to shreds. It took twenty minutes and seven threats to get Haruhi into that dress and she was itching to get out.

Why don't they hire people for this? I'm their secretary, not their maid. I cannot believe I planned all of this in two hours and then this is how they repay me. Haruhi fumed silently as the girls ran to their appropriate tables for the afternoon.

Renge ran off to get the cake for Honey, so Haruhi was left alone to serve the tea.

"Ohhh, Haruhiiiiii!" Tamaki sang from his table.

"I'm coming; I'm coming, keep your top hat on." Haruhi said and pushed the cart over.

"These lovely ladies and I require some refreshments, can you please get us the mint black tea?" Tamaki said sweetly and all the women around him giggled. He will always be a ladies' man...

"Sure thing." Haruhi turned her back to them to fill the teapot with the correct tea. There were at least twelve different types of tea on the cart and the labels on the thing were small so it took a minute. She finally managed to find the mint black tea and poured the steaming liquid without spilling a drop like she normally would. I'm so happy I was a tea ceremony instructor. I never knew it would come in handy...

"Wait! Haruhi? As in Haruhi Fujioka? Aren't you a boy?" A girl, who I went to Ouran with, questions me and gives me a very confused look.

"Yeah, I'm Haruhi Fujioka. And I'm a girl. I just had short hair and glasses in high school. I swear I'm a girl and I never was a boy to begin with." Haruhi droned on, this was one of the many times she ran into former classmates and had to explain her gender.

"Oh. Sorry, the way that otaku, Renge, dragged you around we all thought you were her boyfriend." She apologized and gave me her version of puppy eyes asking for forgiveness.

"It's alright. I got mistaken for a boy a lot in high school." Haruhi tried to walk away but a hand with bright red nails held her back.

"Now come, sit. How does a girl like you end up with them if they thought you were a boy for all of high school?" She pried excitedly.

"I- I got an interview and became the host club's secretary. Today's my first day on the job." Haruhi said quickly, trying to finish the questioning.

"Miss Anakugi, we have welcomed Haruhi into our family with open arms, and she actually designed the theme for today." Tamaki said and turned all the conversation towards Haruhi.

"How is working for them?"

"Have you done anything else besides being their secretary?"

"Do you like any of them?"

"How's Renge? Tell her I said hi."

"You should host! Men would come for miles to see you!"

Haruhi drew the line at hosting. "I'm just their secretary, I'm no host." She defended herself, trying to get the conversation off her hosting.

"You know," Hikaru and Kaoru said, they had come up behind the couch, "She could make a really good host. A little makeup, and maybe some hair extensions, and we could make a wonderful hostess."

"Haruhi, you can't! Daddy won't let you!" Tamaki cried and reached across the table trying to grab Haruhi arm.

"Who are you calling daddy?" Haruhi asked Tamaki.

"Haru-chan going to host? Yay! Haru-chan I cannot wait to host with you!" honey calls from his table, and all of his customers laugh about how cute he is.

" Gentlemen, I suggest we go back to hosting. Haruhi don't make me increase your dept. We will discuss this later." Kyoya walks over and the girls disperse like people run away from a building that the military was sent in on.

Haruhi gets up and goes to refill the tea cart with cups in the back room, and Renge burst through the door running at top speed.

"Must... Go... Now... Haruhi..." Renge manages to say in between pants.

"Why? What's wrong?" Haruhi was instantly worried this was about her dad.

"Dad... Here... Now..."

"M y dad's here? Why? How would he even now where I work? I never told him."

"Mei-chan."

"She did not." Haruhi was really hoping Renge was joking.

"She did."

"! Where's my wonderful baby girl?" A manly and girly voice called from the open door.

"She did." Haruhi said and ran over to get rid of her dad. She knew Kyoya would make her dept skyrocket if her father was here.

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I don't know if I will actually put Mei-chan into the story n( as in give her dialogue) but who knows...

Thanks you to all my readers, I really appreciate your support! (I you don't want to read a bunch ) just skip after this) The them used in this story is credited to Hasbro, Tim Burton, and Warner borthers. I own nothing.

Okay now that that is done I can say good bye.

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