Thanks to cookie-pocky-strawberry-love and nicluvly for reviewing! And thanks to all who read!

This is a filler chapter. It also has a pivotal point in the story! And it it pretty much ties me to the story so I can't just end it with Haruhi getting hit with a bus or something... ( Not like I'd do that! I love to write!)

Disclaimer: I only own Ouran in my dreams... but in this world Bisco Hatori owns it!

Now on to chapter 8!

***THE RANKANATOR LIVES! ***

"Haruhi, do you want to host?" Kyoya said after the girls had finally left (including Renge)

" Would I get my dept paid off faster? I wouldn't do it unless it was for that." Haruhi was playing with a srcunchie in her hands, trying not to look at Kyoya.

"No but If you do become a host there are more ways to pay it off."

"Haruhi, no! Daddy won't let you!" Tamaki cried and glomped Haruhi.

"Who's daddy?" Haruhi pinches his hand and he lets go.

"I as your King, and elder, will become your daddy! Kyoya is the mommy!"Tamaki cries and runs over to Kyoya.

"I'm in no way a mommy."

"Mommma! Pleeaaaaseeee! This is a two person thing! Raising a child is not something I can do alone!"

"No."

"I think it would be awesome. We need a girl around; it would make things more interesting..." Hikaru and Kaoru slip their arms around Haruhi and pull Haruhi into a death grip. She squirms and tries to break free, but never makes it out of their grasp.

"Then hire someone. I'm here only to pay back my dept, not to play dress up with grown men." Haruhi grumbles and finally slips out of the twin's grasp. They try to capture her again but Mori grabbed her, and places her over her shoulder, and carries her back to the couch.

"If you idiots weren't busy spazzing, you just might notice I have short hair and most of the rich and famous people in Japan think I'm a guy." Haruhi said playing with the curled ends of her boyish haircut.

"Haru-chan, why don't you want to be a host? It's so much fun!" Honey yells waving his hands in the air like a madman.

" No."

"what if we cut your dept by half? As long as you stay our secretary during off club hours, you could pay off the dept in about four years, not counting other various bribes and dept extensions." Kyoya looks up from his phone to face Haruhi with a serious face.

"Are you... Serious?" Haruhi's jaw practically drops to the floor in astonishment. Half of her dept? She could now put the job of Host on her resume when she finally (or if ever) got to work at a law firm.

"Alright. I'll do it."

"Haruhi, before you host, there's one itty, bitty little detail, which we need to pay attention to..." Kaoru comes up and hooks his arm around hers, and Hikaru follows suit. "It's..."

"Your look. It's all wrong for a woman of society. You need a makeover. Badly. Very badly." Hikaru stated bluntly, no beating around the bush for him.

"What do you mean? I look fine for a lady. If you're referring to this morning, I didn't have time to change," Haruhi shook her arms back and forth, or at least as best as she could wave them in-between two people.

"Hey Kyoya, can you call off the club for tomorrow, we all have work to do." Hikaru called to the Ootori sitting on the other side of the room.

"No, I'm, I won't come to work." Haruhi said trying to give them a threat.

"We know where you live, and if you try to go, Kyoya's fancy police force, or Renge will find you, whoever does first." Tamaki piped up for the first time in minutes.

"No way in hell. I don't need nor do I want a makeover." Haruhi stated.

"Too bad. Be here at eight or else." Hikaru and Kaoru finally let go and push the girl out the door.

Before she leaves, Hikaru pops his head out the door "You can keep the clothes, You need them more than we do. Besides they look cute on you!" Hikaru realizes what he said, and his cheeks turn a baby pink color before his head retreats behind the door.

***MAKEOVER!***

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I have wanted to give Haruhi a makeover in a story for so long! And Hikaru blushed! EEEEE! (I like Hikaru and Kaoru! if you don't sorry)

Any ideas or suggestion on how this should turn out?

Tell me in a PM or a review! ( Will dedicate the chapter to you!)

Until We find Haruhi and give her a makeover ( not like she really needs one),

PFB OUT!