Shrek: The Dangerous Dick
By: ShrkBoy and DonkyGril
Shrek awoke to the sound of pots and pans rattlimg in thje kitchen. He got aout of bef and saw donkey cooking waffles.
"I told you id nbe maikn waffles!" Thd grat haired ass said withn a smile.
"Don't you have kids tyo rake care of?' shrek askles bitterly.
"nah," replied donkey "That dragon that I sexed aciddently biurned them down or somethioong so now I cont know I can go out or whatever."
Shrek looked at donkey with obvious concern on his face "Living with dragons ins danferous"
"not as dangerous as my BIOG GREEN OGRE DICK!" shrek bellowed as he pulled down his white trousers.
A look of surprise came over donkeys face, followed by one of sexual desire.
Donkety slowlt a[proched the dick and proceeded sto suck it fursiously, shrek maoned with pleasure ans proceede to empty his ogre juices inot donkeys mouth.
Shreks juices tasted of onions and donkey was kind of turned off but he continued none the less.
"Why can't you taste like parafait?" donkey asked after he finished with shrek "everybody loves parfait! OR CAKE! Evertybnosdy love cake!"
"damn it donbkey." Shrek said as he gentley caressed donkeyts gray head fur. "You know I cant help it, I'll buy you a parfait later."
"amn shrek, youre so good to me" he said as he wrapped his hands ariunbf the obese green sex beast. Shrek wrapped his left arm around donkeys (dick) head and started jackibn him off, at firsrt donkey aws like "whoa this is cool" and rthen he notived that shreks armpits were open and he passed out from the onion fumes.
"donkey," said shrek, "you weak little bitch."