Chapter 6: Heroes
Harley Quinn's POV
After we were done looting upstairs, we came back downstairs to no hostages and a bunch of unconscious goons.
"Where are all my hostages?!" Mistuh J seemed angry.
"Maybe Bats came while we were upstairs?" I suggested.
"You're smarter than you look Harley." Selina's voice said from behind me.
I turned and saw Catwoman with Bats, his sidekicks, and Wonder Woman.
"Naughty kitty! And are you all here for me?! Oh, how exciting! But where are my other hostages?" Mistuh J asked.
"Safe." Bats stated simply.
"Let's get on with this, shall we?" Wonder Woman suggested.
Bats sprung for Mistuh J as Catwoman pounced on me.
"Uhg! Get off me!" I shouted.
"You should've listened to Ivy when she said to stay away from Joker. If you had, I wouldn't have to attack you." Catwoman said.
"Aw, come on Selina! You know I can't resist my Puddin'!" I whined.
Mistuh J was laughin' at first, but now I couldn't hear anything. I looked over and saw Mistuh J passed out cold while Bats brushed himself off and the sidekicks tied Mistuh J up.
"No!" I squealed.
"Maybe you'll learn from this Harleen. If you'd just avoid him, you wouldn't have to be in these situations." Wonder Woman said.
Wonder Woman and Catwoman tied me up. Then Mistuh J and I were dragged out to a waiting Police Van.
"Wake up Puddin'!" I shouted at Mistuh J.
"Have fun in Arkham Harley!" Catwoman called.
"Screw you Selina!" I yelled.
"You would!" Catwoman smirked.
The sidekicks laughed and Bats twitched a smile. Wonder Woman didn't seem to care.
"Make sure their separated in Arkham." Bats told a cop.
"Good idea." Gordon said.
Then the doors to the Police Van slammed shut and it started driving away to Arkham.
"No! Mistuh J's gonna kill me!" I started to cry.
"Good God, Harley! This is why I told you not to be with the Joker!" A familiar voice said from the driver's seat.
"Red?" I questioned.
"Of course! I'm not letting you go to Arkham because of him. You're coming home with me after I drop him off at Arkham." Poison Ivy looked through a small window leading to the front.
"Who's drivin', Red?" I asked.
"The man who was supposed to drive you to Arkham. I'm using my mind control on him, so after he and the Joker get off at Arkham, I'm taking you home." Ivy said.
"But I don't want to leave my Puddin' in Arkham!" I exclaimed.
"Too bad, because I don't like him, and you don't have a choice." Ivy shrugged.
So we continued driving in the direction of Arkham.
Gordon's POV
After the Police Van drove away to Arkham, Branden and the other coos forced the reporters to disperse before leaving themselves.
"So... I'm just going to keep this to myself? Are you going to erase my memory or deny this ever happening if I bring it up to you?" I wondered.
"You can talk to us about it, just don't tell anyone else. And as long as you keep it a secret, I see no point in erasing your memory. Barbara's been dying to tell you anyway." Bruce shrugged.
"I've got to go help Superman with a crisis. Happy Birthday Bruce." Diana said before she took off.
Barbara and Alfred were still in the Batcave. Catwoman walked back inside the Manor.
"I'm going to check the Batcomputer for anything unusual." Tim smirked.
"I'm going to check on Barbara." Dick seemed concerned.
"Hold on, Dick. I'll be sure to keep everyone's secrets, but I need to know more information from now on. And I'd like to talk to you about the fact that you're dating my daughter, Dick." I said.
Bruce smirked as he went back inside Wayne Manor. Dick looked ready to face me. My life just got more interesting thanks to a villain and a birthday party. And now I have to deal with the secret identities of all these heroes. This is going to be a lot of work.