I am a little embarrassed that I was the one who wrote this. I don't know why; maybe because it did get off prompt.
Title: If Only Sex Was Sacred
Rating: PG-13?/R?
Characters/Pairing: Gai, Kakashi (Gai/Kakashi)
Challenge: One-Sentence Prompt (Size).
If Only Sex Was Sacred – Kakashi, Gai
It's not the size of Gai's very generous package but the size of the Green Beast's caring, Youthful, and presumably-romantic heart that makes Kakashi reconsider this mistake, even though it might be too late to protest now that Gai has him bent double over the desk, pants pooled at their ankles, with Kakashi's rear flush with Gai's hips; now, if only sex was sacred or an Eternal Rivalry was not, none of this would have to become a confusing and heartbreaking problem later.
(Afterward, though, Kakashi gives up (in?) and decides he's too sore to worry about explaining to Gai why having sex doesn't automatically mean they'll be together forever; after all, they already have the title of Eternal Rivals for that.)
