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Answers: Thank you for telling about spelling and grammar errors in a kind way! And yes England and Russia will have a friendly relationship. There are no pairings in this fic. Still thank you for all the comments! I knew that putting Russia in here would be interesting so I thought, and thought... and thought. And finally, "BOOM!" Inspiration hit me like Russia's faucet pipe.
Disclaimer* Hetalia and Harry Potter belong to their rightful owners and my idea of this plot is mine!
"Wow, can't believe Professor Kirkland has friends like that," Ron said through his mouth of food.
"Ron, don't talk with your mouth full, " Hermione nagged, "even though your right. I wonder if that American I really going to try to get into Hogwarts just to see the professor."
"Whatever, look at our schedule! History of Magic, double Potions, Divination, and double Defense Against the Dark Arts! Those two new weird guys, Snape, Trelawney, and the Umbridge woman all in one day, this is going to suck," Ron exclaimed.
"Well we really don't know how those two will teach Ron," Harry reasoned. "Maybe they're actually good at it. Come on, breakfast is almost over."
The trio were the last ones in the class with Slytherins and Gryffindors, all chatting about the new professors.
"I bet they're just dumb muggles, I mean everyone saw their clothes this morning," Malfoy loudly exclaimed. "Just to show how barmy Dumbledore is!" With that statement everyone started to whisper if the headmaster had broken the Statute of Secrecy, but all quieted down as the tall professor walled in through the door.
"Hello students, my name is Professor Braginski and I come from motherland Russia, da," the professor said with a creepy smile. "Professor Kirkland is dealing with some... problems right now, so I shall be the one to introduce you to what I will teach you."
The professor started writing on the blackboard.
Professor Braginski:
-Eastern Europe History
-Asian History
-Muggle Wars and Muggle Weapons
"Now does anyone have any questions?"
"Why are we learning about muggle wars?" Malfoy called out.
The Russian had a questioning look on his face, "Muggle do make up most of the world's population, da? It is important that you learn so history will not repeat itself. Sadly, of England's citizen was stupid enough to try and copy Nazi Germany," he spoke in a flat tone but still had that scary smile on his face.
"Are you a muggle? Or at least a mudbl-" Malfoy was interrupted by Professor Braginski.
"Five points from Slytherin for using a bias term. Please note that using that word will result in some... consequences. Kolkolkol..." The purple eyes narrow as if daring him to say it again and menacing aura started to appear around the professor. A strange sound started to emerge from the Russian that scared the crap out of all the students, especially Malfoy.
Suddenly the door opened and startled the students out of their frozen states, "Bloody Americans, bloody frog..." the shorter professor mumbled as he came into his classroom. He looked up to find the scared faces of his students and a smiling Russia. "Couldn't you have waited for me before you scared my students out of their wits?" Arthur questioned as if this was an occasional occurrence.
The other just shrugged his shoulders and and responded, "I should lay down the rules for them, da?"
Professor Kirkland sighed and introduced himself, "I'm sorry that I'm late, but I am Professor Kirkland and will be teaching the majority of the time here." The English nation swore that he could here a sigh of relief here and there in the class.
He wrote right next to Professor Braginski's bullets and also wrote.
Professor Kirkland:
-Western Europe History
-American History
-Magical Wars
-Previous English Magical Governments
-General World Magical History
"Now your homework tonight is to write five random facts that you didn't know previously about Western European history. Well, since you have extra time I suppose you can speak among yourselves now," he finalized and turned to speak to the other teacher as the class chatted away.
"Bloody hell! That Russian professor is freaky!" Ron exclaimed quietly to the other two.
"I know, I mean you all saw the dark aura around him right? He might be a dark wizard," Harry suggested.
"Of course not Harry, Headmaster Dumbledore would allow that to happen," Hermione responded, "again..." she quietly added.
Ron was about to say something again but was quickly quieted, and so did the rest of the class as they all watched the scene play out in front of them. Professor Kirkland was slowly backing away from the other that was, once again, emanating that dark cloak around him and "kolkolkol"-ing. Ivan reached into his sleeve and pulled out, what the class thought, would be his wand. Instead it was a... faucet pipe?
"N-now Ivan, Let's n-not get hasty here," Professor Kirkland tried to calm the other, not wanting his face to get smashed inward, "J-just think about what makes you happy."
"What makes me happy? I will be happy when I smash your face into dust and you lying on the cold ground in a bloody pulp..." The Russian held up his pipe threateningly and held his smile. Most of the class could see dried blood on it and paled a little.
"You know I would never mean those things Ivan! Uh, um," the gentleman stuttered. All of a sudden, he dashed though the doorway and quickly shut it behind him.
"Kolkolkol..." Ivan followed at a calm pace with his trusty pipe right in his hand. The class was going to start speaking again but the bell beat them to it.
All Ron was able to say to his fellow classmates (and Slytherins) was, "Bloody hell..." Any the whole school, teachers included, knew not to piss off Ivan Braginski.
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The other students had said they didn't see Professor Kirkland for the rest of the day and that one class saw a bloody hand print on the blackboard. When Professor Braginski turned to greet the sixth years, they all paled to see a spot of dried blood on his right cheek and his right glove was a darker color than the other. All in all, almost everyone was scared of the tall professor.
The teachers didn't even see Professor Kirkland during Ivan's first teacher meeting to review the first day.
"Professor Braginski, I don't mean to pry, but where is Professor Kirkland?" Ms. McGronagall inquired.
"Ah, Arthur is just... resting back in his room. I'm afraid that he wasn't use to having me teach with him. Also he was quite stressed out at that red envelope that was here this morning," Ivan finally said as he came up with an excuse for England not being here. Of course nations couldn't kill each other unless a war was happening, but that didn't mean that they couldn't hurt each other.
"So slacking off on the first day?" the toad asked smugly.
"No, simply not use to it," Russia (though they didn't know it) answered, not even noticing her tone and still held the smile that creeps everyone out. Snape would even swear that the Dark Lord would have cringed if he saw that smile on this professor's face.
And so the meeting went on about the first day, while no one even bothered to check up on England. Luckily no one did for the entire day, for they would have been scared for life if they saw him like this. England was currently tapped to the high ceiling of his temporary room and was trying to struggle out of the red, white, blue striped duct tape that Russia had put on him. His wand was on the nightstand and he needed hit to get down without hurting himself. The tape was suck to his bare torso that had been banished by the large nation. Ivan was so evil that he even transfigured his trousers into a miniskirt! 'I get myself into the worst possible problems, don't I? Bloody fate!' And so Arthur was stuck their for the entire night until Russia came to get him down. 'Thank God that Russia didn't take any photos of me like this,' he thought, unaware of the hidden camera that was going off every five minutes.
Hooray I'm done with the chapter! I promise I will try to make the chapter longer but for now, a question! What do you think England said to Russia that pissed him off so much? Leave a review telling me what you think he said, and also try to guess what three weapons Russia is using against England. Heck, why don't you just comment while your at it!