Me: LOL TROLLFACE.

Disclaimer: Hence the name, Pete and Hayner was made, and hence the name, I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I also don't own the stupid songs that Dem Dem is singing.

Warning: Involves violence. ...with sitars. :D

Um, um, ummm. YEAH.

This kid was driving me INSANE. A whole night with just, "What is love? Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more!" "P-p-p-pokerface, p-p-p-pokerface." "I'm bringing sexy back, yeah!" And the one he kept repeating.

"She saw us banging on the counter! Wasn't me! She saw us banging on the sofa! Wasn't me! She even saw us in the shower! Wasn't me!"

Mhm, did that sum Demyx up for you?

"Zexxxy!" Speak. Of. The. Devil. UGH. I flipped of strand of hair out of my face, and stared.

"What?"

"I got a new sitar!" He smirked. Oh god, no.

"Jesus ch-." I was stopped, with a loud shout filled the air. And that shout just happened to say.

"Sassshhhaaaaaa!" He practically screamed, what was up with him? God, Zexion, there goes your wrist and your ears! Wait, forget the wrist part.

It was a blue sitar, he had pulled out, I was going to burn that sitar one day, he was a great player and all, but...

He's Demyx.

The most annoying brat in school. But for some reason I'd be sad to leave the brat. Stupid teenage hormones. He's probably Sitarsexual anyway. If such a thing exists. It should, he's clinging onto the thing as if it were his firstborn.

That's another thing about college boys.

Sometimes, we act like girls, and sometimes, we do really stupid things. Heck, it was only my fifth day here and I saw atleast five people streaking, getting detention, and then streaking some more.

Was streaking even fun? What if it was winter and you did that? Frostbite, for sure.

"I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOAAAHHHOOOO! I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE! WOOOAAAHHOOO!" He started hollering, for some strange reason, someone heard, because they burst through the door, and did this sissy dance while going.

"And does it feel good! Alrighty now!"

Stupid pink-haired gi- whatever, that was.

I swore I saw flowers to, man, that is just beyond sad, putting fake flowers in your hood to look, handsome.

"They're not fake, I picked them from Roxxane this morning."

Oh, dear god.

Someone is going to die soon.

HOPEFULLY DEMYX!

"DEMYX!"

"EEEEEP!"

Me: It's so short (LOL THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.) I FEEL SAD.

WELL. I'M HEADING TO BED NAO.