Me: YAY NEXT CHAPTURD.
Disclaimer: Me no own KH. I swear.
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Warning: Yaoi.
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He kissed me...the idiot kissed me...on purpose. What the hell?
I was just sitting down discovering rare diseases and he just came over and literally got on my lap and kissed me, turned on spongebob, (Which, the author does not own.) and just watched it.
Well...erm...
(DEM DEM POV)
Teehee, he's blushing. I am so evil! Axel was right, just kiss him when he least expects it, and then you can watch Spongebob. I didn't know I surprised him this much though, he's just sitting there and blinking.
Oh well.
I love him anyway!~
Should I kiss him again so I can tell you guys his reaction? I know you guys follow us! Hi! (A.N: FANSERVICE JUST FOR YOU, MELODIOUS, HYPERKIWI, AND IMNAMELESS! :D)
I'd kiss him anyway though, because he's a sexy Zexy-chan.
Hehe! I could make this one ALOT more romantic if I wanted to, I bet you all would like that. When in doubt kiss Zexy-chan out! Hrm...I'LL DO THIS!
Smirk. Smirk.
(ZEXY-CHAN POV! :D)
HE KISSED ME AGAIN.
What the hell...
What the hell...
"What the hell was that you retard?" I glared at him, throwing up my foot and kicking him off of my lap. He let out a soft 'umph' when he fell, and gave me teary eyes.
"It...it was the fans. I swear!"
"The...fans?"
"Yes, the fans Zexy-chan! T-they've been telling me to do naughty things for awhile now!"
"..."
"I speak the truth!"
"..."
"Eeh, you okay Zexy-sexy-chan?"
Kick.
"Owie!"
"Idiot, you can't just go up to a person and kiss them."
The retard stole my first kiss, godamnit. Sure, I was gay, but just because I was doesn't mean I'd hook up with my male roomate. He must be obssesed with me or something.
Not that I min- what am I saying?
Ugh, just take deep breaths, Zexion, deep, breaths.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale-what now?
"Zexxxy! Looook...looook...Spongebob is singing with Patrick." He jumped up and down, and I just stared at him. He was the highest level of insane.
"Your point?" I placed a hand on the couch, once again, staring at him.
"LETS SING IT!"
(A.N: The following involves a singing Demyx, and a forced to sing Zexion, with Zexion's own version of the song.)
"F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO 'STUFF' TOGETHER! YOU IS FOR 'YOU' AND 'ME'! N IS FOR 'ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME AT ALL' DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!"
Oh dear god.
"F is for the fear your going to fear when I light you on fire. U is for the undying years you'll go on with no head. N is now shut the hell up before I bust your face into the closest wall you retard."
"That's not really nice, Zexxy!"
"It wasn't supposed to be."
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